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Virgin historically accurate medieval soldiers vs the CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL by DoodieDialo...

The virgin Historically Accurate Medieval Soldier THE CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL Almost dies in battle, but then remembers his friend/wife/family and suddenly recovers, kills everyone Crude "helmet", best he could afford No need for helmet Wears a cap under the helmet because it hurts his head Cool unique weapon with a name, obtained from magical mar Used as a meat shield by his liege Armour is several centuries advanced past the time period The best armour he could afford is just a very thick, baggy jacket Needs a shield because he can't deal with arrows Obtains immensely expensive armour easily without expense Can't even afford a cool sword Knows he will win at the end since he's the main character Weapon is a short stick with a metal bit on the end doesn't care that his fantasy armour design doesnt protect efficiently. It looks cool and that's what makes him fierce Gets scraped in battle, dies 3 days later of infection Girly tights Tactical groin protection Weird virgin shoes Even if he wins the battle, he has to go back to labiuring to death after
The virgin Historically Accurate Medieval Soldier THE CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL Almost dies in battle, but then remembers his friend/wife/family and suddenly recovers, kills everyone Crude "helmet", best he could afford No need for helmet Wears a cap under the helmet because it hurts his head Cool unique weapon with a name, obtained from magical mar Used as a meat shield by his liege Armour is several centuries advanced past the time period The best armour he could afford is just a very thick, baggy jacket Needs a shield because he can't deal with arrows Obtains immensely expensive armour easily without expense Can't even afford a cool sword Knows he will win at the end since he's the main character Weapon is a short stick with a metal bit on the end doesn't care that his fantasy armour design doesnt protect efficiently. It looks cool and that's what makes him fierce Gets scraped in battle, dies 3 days later of infection Girly tights Tactical groin protection Weird virgin shoes Even if he wins the battle, he has to go back to labiuring to death after

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The Virgineer vs the Chad Martial Artist

THE CHAD MARTIALARTIST Jeff is a neckbeard (x-post r/earthbound)
THE CHAD MARTIALARTIST Jeff is a neckbeard (x-post r/earthbound)

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The Virgin Roland VS THE HANDSOME CHAD by GoldenDragonLord

"The Virgin Roland" Seldier THE HANDSOME CHAD Stupid beret Hair is the definision of Uses only the fnest Hyperion armaments Uses s----- dahl weapons named his fife "Scorpio" ike an edgy 12 year old Always looking Constantly showing off Lteraly the most mportant character in thegame Banely adds to plot Literaly got off a bus as a playable character, has no Has a tragic backstory, feel bad for him despite his Break him out of jal, barely Is a fithy bandit Bitter enemies, constanty have friendly conversation Is the goddamn hero Good guy, not kesble Dirty, ugly clothes Never cleans bloodstains off Worth more than the universe itse Worth as much as 3 green weapons Absurdly evil stll ikeable uit istalor-made by his own company Constanty give into ginfriend in abusive ives in erappy Headquarters" in Bandtville Can kill you at any time, choses not to because he values friendiy compattion Has happy relationship with his cowgirl GF, Iiterally willing to die for his daughter Dies out of nowhere and nobody cares His best friends are a gym rat a whiny acoholic and a witch Lives on own personal moonbase ke a bond vain Dies a heroic and heartfelt Has subordinates who die to Level 2 Psychos Doesnt need friends, closest associate is a20ft tall human cyberg Complains about not being sent an echo and worrying Hyperion ill find him Records s----- echo recordings in his bedroom, thinks he's a revolutionary Has the most powerf being in the universe to do his bidding Constanty broadcasting his plans to the enemy, shows his confidence Leaves echo recordings of himself everywhere showing he has nothing to
"The Virgin Roland" Seldier THE HANDSOME CHAD Stupid beret Hair is the definision of Uses only the fnest Hyperion armaments Uses s----- dahl weapons named his fife "Scorpio" ike an edgy 12 year old Always looking Constantly showing off Lteraly the most mportant character in thegame Banely adds to plot Literaly got off a bus as a playable character, has no Has a tragic backstory, feel bad for him despite his Break him out of jal, barely Is a fithy bandit Bitter enemies, constanty have friendly conversation Is the goddamn hero Good guy, not kesble Dirty, ugly clothes Never cleans bloodstains off Worth more than the universe itse Worth as much as 3 green weapons Absurdly evil stll ikeable uit istalor-made by his own company Constanty give into ginfriend in abusive ives in erappy Headquarters" in Bandtville Can kill you at any time, choses not to because he values friendiy compattion Has happy relationship with his cowgirl GF, Iiterally willing to die for his daughter Dies out of nowhere and nobody cares His best friends are a gym rat a whiny acoholic and a witch Lives on own personal moonbase ke a bond vain Dies a heroic and heartfelt Has subordinates who die to Level 2 Psychos Doesnt need friends, closest associate is a20ft tall human cyberg Complains about not being sent an echo and worrying Hyperion ill find him Records s----- echo recordings in his bedroom, thinks he's a revolutionary Has the most powerf being in the universe to do his bidding Constanty broadcasting his plans to the enemy, shows his confidence Leaves echo recordings of himself everywhere showing he has nothing to

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The virgin-authoritarian/xenophobe The chad-egalitarian/xenophile no respect for other species Exotic anatomy good looks attract alot of xenofriends weak physique from letting all their slaves to the work for them has litteraly no friends invades primitives and is proud of it wears ugly grey military-garbage respects all races and know hes just one amongst millions honors civil right stupid flag bland culture with honor-complex has no respect for civil rights values cultural exchange and tolerance helps primitives wears exotic goodlooking garbs uses purging as a crutch to not deal with politics deems himself better than other species accepts synths an psychics alike wins with universal peace through federating has no blorg friends has the biggest alliance is friends with blorg
The virgin-authoritarian/xenophobe The chad-egalitarian/xenophile no respect for other species Exotic anatomy good looks attract alot of xenofriends weak physique from letting all their slaves to the work for them has litteraly no friends invades primitives and is proud of it wears ugly grey military-garbage respects all races and know hes just one amongst millions honors civil right stupid flag bland culture with honor-complex has no respect for civil rights values cultural exchange and tolerance helps primitives wears exotic goodlooking garbs uses purging as a crutch to not deal with politics deems himself better than other species accepts synths an psychics alike wins with universal peace through federating has no blorg friends has the biggest alliance is friends with blorg

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Virgin Detective vs Chad Pianist(i.redd.it) 117 points submitted 9 months ago by Tacticalrainboom

Virgin défedīve stupid hat and even he knows it CHAD PTANIST unobtrusive but noticeable ahoge no but he actually is lol cute and thematic barrette thingies generic audience insert with cliche "flaw" that is relatable for complete losers who like VNs thematically appropriate character arc that moves and changes with the events of the story friendly smile ray of sunshine complete wuss who openly rejects hope emotionally, symbolically, and literally withdrawn fun, energetic sprites ugly, stupid outfit with neutral colors that has nothing to do with anything flagship character needs to be *literally r----* in order to so much as fantasize about having sex, even his crush has to openly beg him to be intimate flirty bisexual (but capable of deep feelings) female protagonist with strong motivations Bonus: music-themed outfit with nice super obvious "growth" arc that is basically resolved by the end of chapter 2 considered a male "moe" by Japanese fans yet understated color scheme gets compared unfavorably to genuinely boring characters i.e. Hajime MANDATORY hates his boring, vague, already-done-many-times- over Ultimate talent character development forced upon him by other characters with the subtlety ofa barbell to the head instantly opens her heart to everyone, which ironically becomes a character flaw gets Western fans hyped for a female protagonist literally did nothing wrong name butchered by baka gaijins ((organic character development)) this guy should have died" literally kills Danganronpa genuinely loves simple but meaningful Ultimate talent zero memes
Virgin défedīve stupid hat and even he knows it CHAD PTANIST unobtrusive but noticeable ahoge no but he actually is lol cute and thematic barrette thingies generic audience insert with cliche "flaw" that is relatable for complete losers who like VNs thematically appropriate character arc that moves and changes with the events of the story friendly smile ray of sunshine complete wuss who openly rejects hope emotionally, symbolically, and literally withdrawn fun, energetic sprites ugly, stupid outfit with neutral colors that has nothing to do with anything flagship character needs to be *literally r----* in order to so much as fantasize about having sex, even his crush has to openly beg him to be intimate flirty bisexual (but capable of deep feelings) female protagonist with strong motivations Bonus: music-themed outfit with nice super obvious "growth" arc that is basically resolved by the end of chapter 2 considered a male "moe" by Japanese fans yet understated color scheme gets compared unfavorably to genuinely boring characters i.e. Hajime MANDATORY hates his boring, vague, already-done-many-times- over Ultimate talent character development forced upon him by other characters with the subtlety ofa barbell to the head instantly opens her heart to everyone, which ironically becomes a character flaw gets Western fans hyped for a female protagonist literally did nothing wrong name butchered by baka gaijins ((organic character development)) this guy should have died" literally kills Danganronpa genuinely loves simple but meaningful Ultimate talent zero memes

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Virgin Dead Or Alive vs. Chad Mortal Kombat

Virgin Dead or Alive Bareley any gameplay, just waifu-s--- Tekken rip-off PRAISED AS A FEMINIST FIGHTING GAME (YES, IT ACTUALLY WAS ONCE) ACTUALLY HAS GAMEPLAY laughing stock of feminists everywhere relies on fanservice OHNNY! FATALITY!! YOUR OPPONENT F------ DIES, THE THE REASON THE ESRB EXISTS!! EACH KHARACTER HAS UNIQUE COULD EASILY BE TOLD APART! NINJAS İCTdfiLLY KICK Soccer moms ignore this heap of horse s--- Despite the name nobody actually diesTITLE DOESN'T LIE!! -vawn- -OH S---!- DESIGN ND BACKSTORY all characters look the same REPLACES C'S WITH K'S BECAUSE IT LOOKS K00L. II GET OVER HERE! all three spin-of games suck TOASTY!! story looks like it was written by some emo teenager STORY IS ACTUALLY GRIMDARK. EMO-S--- FREE!! lame ninjas It's Official, Dead or Alive sucks! SOCCER MOMS FEAR THIS GAME'S EXISTENCE waifu bait FINISH HIM!!
Virgin Dead or Alive Bareley any gameplay, just waifu-s--- Tekken rip-off PRAISED AS A FEMINIST FIGHTING GAME (YES, IT ACTUALLY WAS ONCE) ACTUALLY HAS GAMEPLAY laughing stock of feminists everywhere relies on fanservice OHNNY! FATALITY!! YOUR OPPONENT F------ DIES, THE THE REASON THE ESRB EXISTS!! EACH KHARACTER HAS UNIQUE COULD EASILY BE TOLD APART! NINJAS İCTdfiLLY KICK Soccer moms ignore this heap of horse s--- Despite the name nobody actually diesTITLE DOESN'T LIE!! -vawn- -OH S---!- DESIGN ND BACKSTORY all characters look the same REPLACES C'S WITH K'S BECAUSE IT LOOKS K00L. II GET OVER HERE! all three spin-of games suck TOASTY!! story looks like it was written by some emo teenager STORY IS ACTUALLY GRIMDARK. EMO-S--- FREE!! lame ninjas It's Official, Dead or Alive sucks! SOCCER MOMS FEAR THIS GAME'S EXISTENCE waifu bait FINISH HIM!!

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Virgin Time vs Regular Chad

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Found this pic, I did not create this.

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The virgin Waluigi THE CHAD BREN Has fought a three-headed nightmare demon and a cyborg emperor, the latter four times Never beaten any big viiain Only times he 's flown were in minigames Flew up a dangerous as hell area with only a jetpack Can 't survive s--- due to being thin as hel Badass enough to withstand an attack on the ship he's on, surviving while everyone else dies Tennis Racket can only biunt Energy Wheel mode can cut through metal like a knife through hot butter Angry Sun fries him alive Has flown only a few feet above the surface of the goddamned sun Has only rode a Wiggler 0 Blew up a sandworm only by shooting its tongue
The virgin Waluigi THE CHAD BREN Has fought a three-headed nightmare demon and a cyborg emperor, the latter four times Never beaten any big viiain Only times he 's flown were in minigames Flew up a dangerous as hell area with only a jetpack Can 't survive s--- due to being thin as hel Badass enough to withstand an attack on the ship he's on, surviving while everyone else dies Tennis Racket can only biunt Energy Wheel mode can cut through metal like a knife through hot butter Angry Sun fries him alive Has flown only a few feet above the surface of the goddamned sun Has only rode a Wiggler 0 Blew up a sandworm only by shooting its tongue

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[Copyrighted by Way of Article 13] Vs The Chad Content Creator

The Absolute state of Europeian Union/ EU you basically played yourselves.
The Absolute state of Europeian Union/ EU you basically played yourselves.

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Virgin Ryu vs Chad Dan by TrueBleo

MILLIONAIRE FICHTING RYU
MILLIONAIRE FICHTING RYU

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VIRGIN URS CHAD STAND 3 MAXIMUM UCH Sa TENSTON 000000000000000006 6 x12 So

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The Virgin Worker vs The Chad Unemployed

the virgin worker The Chad Unemployed No bags under his eyes because he sleeps as long as he wants incredibly unhappy with his life bags under his eyes from not enough sleep Has never worked a single hour in his life works 55 hours a week stubble on his face from not having enough time to shave Clean shaven face Has so much free time he can do anything he wants is too busy working to have sex of find a gf hates everyone at his job has nightmares almost every day Has more than enough time to bang all the hot Stacys has no friends Doesn't have nightmares is probably going to commit a mass shooting Doesn't have to worry about paying rent because he lives with his mom barely makes enough money to get by lives alone Has plenty of time to make time for his friends Isn't going to commit a mass shooting
the virgin worker The Chad Unemployed No bags under his eyes because he sleeps as long as he wants incredibly unhappy with his life bags under his eyes from not enough sleep Has never worked a single hour in his life works 55 hours a week stubble on his face from not having enough time to shave Clean shaven face Has so much free time he can do anything he wants is too busy working to have sex of find a gf hates everyone at his job has nightmares almost every day Has more than enough time to bang all the hot Stacys has no friends Doesn't have nightmares is probably going to commit a mass shooting Doesn't have to worry about paying rent because he lives with his mom barely makes enough money to get by lives alone Has plenty of time to make time for his friends Isn't going to commit a mass shooting

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THE VIRCIN CHAD THE CHAD VIRCIN
THE VIRCIN CHAD THE CHAD VIRCIN

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The virgin fire escape vs. the chad plummet

The Virgin Fire The Chad Plummet Escape edick is usedas ruddertosteer hisfall woman and children ffirst lerminal Velocity diesnotknowingtthe couldve gottenout jumped lout even though the plane hit above his office dontishove safelv ithewanted knows exactwhodidlit screams can be heard miles away and cursestheirtamilv thinks he can makeit evervone'stav Calm crater isformed onjimpact goneatatime
The Virgin Fire The Chad Plummet Escape edick is usedas ruddertosteer hisfall woman and children ffirst lerminal Velocity diesnotknowingtthe couldve gottenout jumped lout even though the plane hit above his office dontishove safelv ithewanted knows exactwhodidlit screams can be heard miles away and cursestheirtamilv thinks he can makeit evervone'stav Calm crater isformed onjimpact goneatatime

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Minecraft

The Virgin "Minecraft Guy" 53 The Chad Steve Badass look made ute as with just 8 pixels ck Sings bad parody versions of pop songs No nose w--? Souless face of a psychotic dreaworks character Emotionless and rustic face of a trustworthy survivor "UGH!"Never sings Still looks cool even without his beard prefers silence and atmospheric music Dumb mouth alone ruins the entire design Bad skin color pallet that makes him look like a f------ with a bad tan Maker couldn't even get the eyes coloir tone right Rigid skin punished by the sun like a true castaway Wants to teach kids about creativity and resources managing not introduce them to degenerate fetishes Introduces kids to lazy animated fetish videos Clothes in good shape a dav in the wilderness Made by some Perfectly balanced design based on the modern Swedish stvle Clothes torn apart by monsters doesn't even care youtube hacks wanting to make profit out of a probrably never survived property they don't own
The Virgin "Minecraft Guy" 53 The Chad Steve Badass look made ute as with just 8 pixels ck Sings bad parody versions of pop songs No nose w--? Souless face of a psychotic dreaworks character Emotionless and rustic face of a trustworthy survivor "UGH!"Never sings Still looks cool even without his beard prefers silence and atmospheric music Dumb mouth alone ruins the entire design Bad skin color pallet that makes him look like a f------ with a bad tan Maker couldn't even get the eyes coloir tone right Rigid skin punished by the sun like a true castaway Wants to teach kids about creativity and resources managing not introduce them to degenerate fetishes Introduces kids to lazy animated fetish videos Clothes in good shape a dav in the wilderness Made by some Perfectly balanced design based on the modern Swedish stvle Clothes torn apart by monsters doesn't even care youtube hacks wanting to make profit out of a probrably never survived property they don't own

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Wysker > Shopin

"sales conversions" Sleek, smart, modern logo design, instant classic "THE SHOPIN WALK" THE WYSKER CHAD Whitepaper looks and reads like a powerpoint doc Logo looks like it was designed by some third world polytech student Whitepaper is a detailed manifesto on the unfair distribution and profiting of data creation by large corporations and how to return personal data ownership to the user Is the next big thing Nobody gives a s--- the latest craze like instagram, twitter or snapchat everybody cares CEO is a trust fund baby with no business experience except buying into some start-ups Website and promotional material was designed by the same third worlder who made the s--- logo Over bloated ico 5Bn tokens issued left over tokens were airdropped to whales The Wysker AI has machine learning technology built-in to app allowing you to train the AI to find products that you like OUCH and help bring about the singularity ushering in the goldern age of mankind under AI leadership Is the poor mans wysker Team members and bag holders dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom Scientifically developed high-speed shopping experience designed to trigger euphoric stimuli in the brain when engaging with the wysker app creating the shopping equivalent of cocaine lean and efficient german body Bonus: Check out the telegram to watch the videos the ceo posts of himself being chauffeured around all day going to "meetings" in some Mercedes-benz wearing a $27,000 mink fur coat as he rambles on about the same few partnerships he's landed because he attends the same "golf clubs" as his fellow "friends" Team members and bagholders have sizable genitalia makes japanese girls panties greasier than a used KFC bucket No working product zuckerberg and his cronies fear /ourcoin/ and the coming data paradigm fli non-existent road map Triumvirate founding team of bright experienced Germans showing off the best design, technology and programming Germany has to offer S--- taste in fashion fashion minded, occalating delightfully betwee avantgarde and mainstream chic-pop
"sales conversions" Sleek, smart, modern logo design, instant classic "THE SHOPIN WALK" THE WYSKER CHAD Whitepaper looks and reads like a powerpoint doc Logo looks like it was designed by some third world polytech student Whitepaper is a detailed manifesto on the unfair distribution and profiting of data creation by large corporations and how to return personal data ownership to the user Is the next big thing Nobody gives a s--- the latest craze like instagram, twitter or snapchat everybody cares CEO is a trust fund baby with no business experience except buying into some start-ups Website and promotional material was designed by the same third worlder who made the s--- logo Over bloated ico 5Bn tokens issued left over tokens were airdropped to whales The Wysker AI has machine learning technology built-in to app allowing you to train the AI to find products that you like OUCH and help bring about the singularity ushering in the goldern age of mankind under AI leadership Is the poor mans wysker Team members and bag holders dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom Scientifically developed high-speed shopping experience designed to trigger euphoric stimuli in the brain when engaging with the wysker app creating the shopping equivalent of cocaine lean and efficient german body Bonus: Check out the telegram to watch the videos the ceo posts of himself being chauffeured around all day going to "meetings" in some Mercedes-benz wearing a $27,000 mink fur coat as he rambles on about the same few partnerships he's landed because he attends the same "golf clubs" as his fellow "friends" Team members and bagholders have sizable genitalia makes japanese girls panties greasier than a used KFC bucket No working product zuckerberg and his cronies fear /ourcoin/ and the coming data paradigm fli non-existent road map Triumvirate founding team of bright experienced Germans showing off the best design, technology and programming Germany has to offer S--- taste in fashion fashion minded, occalating delightfully betwee avantgarde and mainstream chic-pop

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