Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Virgin dpser vs chad 4ticker by Sad_Children
![Plays on Revo Particools for extra henchness Spams his kc in Raid fc hours on end looking for a bm team has never heard of sunglasses override to block out the haters as well as his action bar revo n Wears comp cape to show knowledge of game mechanics Wears default clothing and hides examine because too poor to afford cosmetics and decent armor probably spent all his money on his edate Is probably f------ your edate right now _ Only uses Dice gear, refuses to Only cape of accomplishment, not even maxed in 2017, needs the sign of lfe bonus for gwd2 trips settle for anything less yes, even his flanking switch is an SoS Literally gets on any team he wants Literally juggling weapons mid boss fight not even real particools Cant even afford virtus boots Wears hailfires to carry the rest The Virgin "DPSer" The Chad 4ticker the tes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/101/69b.png)
![Plays on Revo Particools for extra henchness Spams his kc in Raid fc hours on end looking for a bm team has never heard of sunglasses override to block out the haters as well as his action bar revo n Wears comp cape to show knowledge of game mechanics Wears default clothing and hides examine because too poor to afford cosmetics and decent armor probably spent all his money on his edate Is probably f------ your edate right now _ Only uses Dice gear, refuses to Only cape of accomplishment, not even maxed in 2017, needs the sign of lfe bonus for gwd2 trips settle for anything less yes, even his flanking switch is an SoS Literally gets on any team he wants Literally juggling weapons mid boss fight not even real particools Cant even afford virtus boots Wears hailfires to carry the rest The Virgin "DPSer" The Chad 4ticker the tes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/101/69b.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Robert Smith vs. The Chad Morrissey by The_Chillosopher
![God tier head of hair s----- unkempt hair The Virgin Robert Smith The Chad Morrissey Can pull offabeautifull falsetto whiny vocal style Forces venue restaurants to only serve vegan options at his concerts Humorous lyrics that deconstruct gender Literally eats meat just because Morrissey says not to to spite him Wears makeup and lipstick Equates animal eating to pedophael Whines when his muic is labelled as sothlk, ared of being associated with it Still touring the Cure well past their expiration date Practiced celibacy from time to time to keep his thoughts pure Autistically tried to take control of Trolls the media by constantly being vague about his sexuality Refuses to have kids becaute he regrets being born gave bandmates the silent treatment Knew to disband the Smiths at their pealk Had the audacity to fire a guy named Lol" from the band Does not pive a f--- about filtering his political opinions Has to regularly take LSD to cope with depression Successful solo career Broke his own promise of the Cure's music never being used for Is crushed on by milions of both women and men Unrivaled and dedicated fanbase Makes Disintegration and then sells out with Friday I'm In Love hates himsel for it forever Triggers everyone by being self contradictory all the time Wants to retain the identity of Britain by disallowing immigration Looks like someone's grandma now because he's almost 60 and stil keeps his trademark look Mediocre guitar player at best, never mentioned on lists of all time greats Successful AF without burdening himself with learning any instruments Anti-drugs stance](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/099/de9.png)
![God tier head of hair s----- unkempt hair The Virgin Robert Smith The Chad Morrissey Can pull offabeautifull falsetto whiny vocal style Forces venue restaurants to only serve vegan options at his concerts Humorous lyrics that deconstruct gender Literally eats meat just because Morrissey says not to to spite him Wears makeup and lipstick Equates animal eating to pedophael Whines when his muic is labelled as sothlk, ared of being associated with it Still touring the Cure well past their expiration date Practiced celibacy from time to time to keep his thoughts pure Autistically tried to take control of Trolls the media by constantly being vague about his sexuality Refuses to have kids becaute he regrets being born gave bandmates the silent treatment Knew to disband the Smiths at their pealk Had the audacity to fire a guy named Lol" from the band Does not pive a f--- about filtering his political opinions Has to regularly take LSD to cope with depression Successful solo career Broke his own promise of the Cure's music never being used for Is crushed on by milions of both women and men Unrivaled and dedicated fanbase Makes Disintegration and then sells out with Friday I'm In Love hates himsel for it forever Triggers everyone by being self contradictory all the time Wants to retain the identity of Britain by disallowing immigration Looks like someone's grandma now because he's almost 60 and stil keeps his trademark look Mediocre guitar player at best, never mentioned on lists of all time greats Successful AF without burdening himself with learning any instruments Anti-drugs stance](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/099/de9.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
I hope nobody beat me to it. Here's the CHAD MAC vs the "Virgin Wraith" by dieItalienischer
![The Virgin Wraith" THE CHAD MAC Has a full and rich vocabulary of shouts, groans and roars. The inspiration The height of male beauty, Can only communicate with adolescent shrieks shows off his body wheneverfor Wes Johnson's acting style possible Only dresses at the absolute height of fashion, which he trendsets Ugly, deformed face covered by a hood, and turns invisible so girl ghosts can't laugh at him Lays ambushes in ancient ruins, waiting centuries only to be killed in one shot High powered staff is only a status symbol, he uses his fists for real fighting So amazing, people and objects seem to cease to function around him Probably died easily, despite carrying a full pouch of healing items and armed with many protective spells Only wears cliche, practical" black robe. Is insecure about his gross green body Highly esteemed member of the Mages Guild, only need to use one spell Has never even seen a spell of heal greater wounds SILA Mastered many schools of magicka in life, only has the strength to use one spell in death Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Champion of the Arena and Daedric God of Madness. Never bothers to tell anyone Reflexes like a mountain lion, dodges traps and with ease les Able to fly but still only moves in a slow straight line Has handled large amounts of greenmote and felldew without a second of thought Only uses potions with no negative side effects Can do a complete backflip in full armor Probably never killed anyone in his life, which is why he's dead Has gone through at least 5 adoring fans, with more lining up to follow him Killed a god in 2 hits](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/098/583.png)
![The Virgin Wraith" THE CHAD MAC Has a full and rich vocabulary of shouts, groans and roars. The inspiration The height of male beauty, Can only communicate with adolescent shrieks shows off his body wheneverfor Wes Johnson's acting style possible Only dresses at the absolute height of fashion, which he trendsets Ugly, deformed face covered by a hood, and turns invisible so girl ghosts can't laugh at him Lays ambushes in ancient ruins, waiting centuries only to be killed in one shot High powered staff is only a status symbol, he uses his fists for real fighting So amazing, people and objects seem to cease to function around him Probably died easily, despite carrying a full pouch of healing items and armed with many protective spells Only wears cliche, practical" black robe. Is insecure about his gross green body Highly esteemed member of the Mages Guild, only need to use one spell Has never even seen a spell of heal greater wounds SILA Mastered many schools of magicka in life, only has the strength to use one spell in death Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Champion of the Arena and Daedric God of Madness. Never bothers to tell anyone Reflexes like a mountain lion, dodges traps and with ease les Able to fly but still only moves in a slow straight line Has handled large amounts of greenmote and felldew without a second of thought Only uses potions with no negative side effects Can do a complete backflip in full armor Probably never killed anyone in his life, which is why he's dead Has gone through at least 5 adoring fans, with more lining up to follow him Killed a god in 2 hits](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/098/583.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Hockey vs The Chad Basketball by Biggie_cheese217
![The Virgin Hockey The Chad Basketball Most of the "veterans" are asshats that hate evervbodv Exciting and instense games. Often end up with teams scoring more than 100 points All of the retired hall of famers are verv wise and gentle men Boring low scoring games Excellent posture from all the lavups he's done Can be picked up at any time of vour life Requires you to start at age 3 to get anvwhere Horrible back posture from all the bodychecks he's taken Is not a bonding activity of anv sort Creates powerful bond between friends and familv alike Keeps people of all ages occupied for hours Needs a stick. What is this World War 1? Makes everyone past the age of 10 fall asleep Needs nothing more than normal summer attire Needs a shitload of equipment Uses glorius, brightly couloured and bouncy ball Doesn't even use a ball Has a painful charred rice cake that used to be made of cow s---. Very low chance of getting into the NHL. Even lower chance of being any good in the league. Doesn't care if he makes it to the NBA. Just there for a good time Has to skate like he's a little girl Has never put on skates in his life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/096/ae2.png)
![The Virgin Hockey The Chad Basketball Most of the "veterans" are asshats that hate evervbodv Exciting and instense games. Often end up with teams scoring more than 100 points All of the retired hall of famers are verv wise and gentle men Boring low scoring games Excellent posture from all the lavups he's done Can be picked up at any time of vour life Requires you to start at age 3 to get anvwhere Horrible back posture from all the bodychecks he's taken Is not a bonding activity of anv sort Creates powerful bond between friends and familv alike Keeps people of all ages occupied for hours Needs a stick. What is this World War 1? Makes everyone past the age of 10 fall asleep Needs nothing more than normal summer attire Needs a shitload of equipment Uses glorius, brightly couloured and bouncy ball Doesn't even use a ball Has a painful charred rice cake that used to be made of cow s---. Very low chance of getting into the NHL. Even lower chance of being any good in the league. Doesn't care if he makes it to the NBA. Just there for a good time Has to skate like he's a little girl Has never put on skates in his life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/096/ae2.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin roleplayer vs CHAD PVP GOD by www4
![Spends all his HQ on a vending machine no one even buys from him er farmed; doesn't even know Virgin Roleplayer Has nev what a node is Bears are too afraid to attack him Tries to help nakeds, they kill him with their rocks Roams with all his sulfur and metal frags because no one will kill him anyway Spends most of his time farming Enjoys drawing d---- on paintings Has few s--- guns, too afraid to bring them out Thinks the crossbow nerf needed to happen Goes to an airdrop solely to kill other players, doesn't need the loot When approached by anyone starts begging for his life instantly Always plays solo because no one wants him in his group Only uses voice chat to insult inferior players Can play as a lone wolf or with other chads His base is literally a brick with 20 layers of honeycomb Has never even seen an airdrop Cares about aesthetics when building, his house gets raided on the first day His mighty c--- can be effectively used as a weapon Garry gave him a small penis for a reason Despawns all his loot at the end of the day to piss off offline raiders Didn't put anything on his feet since the frog boots have been removed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/094/075.png)
![Spends all his HQ on a vending machine no one even buys from him er farmed; doesn't even know Virgin Roleplayer Has nev what a node is Bears are too afraid to attack him Tries to help nakeds, they kill him with their rocks Roams with all his sulfur and metal frags because no one will kill him anyway Spends most of his time farming Enjoys drawing d---- on paintings Has few s--- guns, too afraid to bring them out Thinks the crossbow nerf needed to happen Goes to an airdrop solely to kill other players, doesn't need the loot When approached by anyone starts begging for his life instantly Always plays solo because no one wants him in his group Only uses voice chat to insult inferior players Can play as a lone wolf or with other chads His base is literally a brick with 20 layers of honeycomb Has never even seen an airdrop Cares about aesthetics when building, his house gets raided on the first day His mighty c--- can be effectively used as a weapon Garry gave him a small penis for a reason Despawns all his loot at the end of the day to piss off offline raiders Didn't put anything on his feet since the frog boots have been removed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/094/075.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin beta VS CHAD ALPHA by RideTheDark
![The virgin beta THE CHAD ALPHA used for lesser status males and animals used for the strongest males and animals name derived Name derived from hebrew word for house from hebrew word for leader second letter of the greek alphabet first letter of the greek alphabet always comes first for pretty much everything almost always comes after alpha](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/086/a70.png)
![The virgin beta THE CHAD ALPHA used for lesser status males and animals used for the strongest males and animals name derived Name derived from hebrew word for house from hebrew word for leader second letter of the greek alphabet first letter of the greek alphabet always comes first for pretty much everything almost always comes after alpha](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/086/a70.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Alpha vs the Chad Soi Boi by Chadrich
![THE VIRGIN "ALPHA MALE THE CHAD "SoI B0I"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/077/037.jpg)
![THE VIRGIN "ALPHA MALE THE CHAD "SoI B0I"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/077/037.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
the virgin kira vs the chad DIO by Rohan_0ge
![Deddy hasut "The Virgin Villain"| THE CHAD Villain phsig.es Likes hearts wang doteoted try Koich Does ot register te of others at ai Has only touched woman he has illed Seft swracht Little ammavemen Firm masculine arms Hand kink eay terse paey Can f--- any ㄩ woman he wants Bonus Erections from paineng Has a teder profte Has a massive c--- MANDATORY Screams a lot boring sun Bullieslttle kids thicc stand is a c](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/075/ac3.jpg)
![Deddy hasut "The Virgin Villain"| THE CHAD Villain phsig.es Likes hearts wang doteoted try Koich Does ot register te of others at ai Has only touched woman he has illed Seft swracht Little ammavemen Firm masculine arms Hand kink eay terse paey Can f--- any ㄩ woman he wants Bonus Erections from paineng Has a teder profte Has a massive c--- MANDATORY Screams a lot boring sun Bullieslttle kids thicc stand is a c](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/075/ac3.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad Alpha Particle vs Virgin Beta by arcticccc
![vs the Wizard Gamma.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/054/49a.jpg)
![vs the Wizard Gamma.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/054/49a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
virgin alive vs chad dead
![Is eternally resting, free of life's BS Is slaying p---- in heaven Wouldn't die cause he's a risk-avoiding p---- Has to deal with the struggles of life daily Mourned by Stacies everywhere His life are meaninglesS anyway Most people barely care about him Helps fertilizing plants to help the environment Is contributing to overpopulation CHAD Everyone remembers him fondly and misses him Probably died heroically Virgin Alive Chad Dead](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/412/942/b97.png)
![Is eternally resting, free of life's BS Is slaying p---- in heaven Wouldn't die cause he's a risk-avoiding p---- Has to deal with the struggles of life daily Mourned by Stacies everywhere His life are meaninglesS anyway Most people barely care about him Helps fertilizing plants to help the environment Is contributing to overpopulation CHAD Everyone remembers him fondly and misses him Probably died heroically Virgin Alive Chad Dead](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/412/942/b97.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Wagecage vs Chad Power Loader
![Spent most of the night doing this, who needs sleep.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/855/4b2.jpg)
![Spent most of the night doing this, who needs sleep.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/855/4b2.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Mist vs The Chadbiter
![created by Discord user Necron](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/676/eb0.png)
![created by Discord user Necron](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/676/eb0.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Gilgamesh vs Reinhard
![Glorious golden locks, has intimidated gravity into keeping them afloat the virgin gilgamesh Spiky short hair, probably uses gel to keep it up His mere presence kills His mere presence annoys Wears tacky golden armor to flaunt his wealth Possesses all weapons in existence wields all of them ineptly Is Gold itself Needs only one weapon to end all his enemies to Nazi for Hitler Hides his cowardice behind smug superiority Lives to fight, and would happily be defeated Dies a true man, congratulating his enemy for their grand feat Focuses on chasing a single woman, still fails Dies a whiny boy Impregnates women unconciously Has probably already f----- his bishie BFF in all possible timelines Will never f--- his bishie BFF](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/606/1e3.png)
![Glorious golden locks, has intimidated gravity into keeping them afloat the virgin gilgamesh Spiky short hair, probably uses gel to keep it up His mere presence kills His mere presence annoys Wears tacky golden armor to flaunt his wealth Possesses all weapons in existence wields all of them ineptly Is Gold itself Needs only one weapon to end all his enemies to Nazi for Hitler Hides his cowardice behind smug superiority Lives to fight, and would happily be defeated Dies a true man, congratulating his enemy for their grand feat Focuses on chasing a single woman, still fails Dies a whiny boy Impregnates women unconciously Has probably already f----- his bishie BFF in all possible timelines Will never f--- his bishie BFF](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/606/1e3.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin النيزك/Nayzak vs The Chad Vinson " Bleedman " Ngo
![Warning: Be advise for the upcoming attacks of Vinz's Haters, Shadman's fans, Nayzak's fans, SJWs , Antifa, Commies, BLM and Triggered Muslims.
Don't be offended but it's true about Nayzak.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/515/5ee.png)
![Warning: Be advise for the upcoming attacks of Vinz's Haters, Shadman's fans, Nayzak's fans, SJWs , Antifa, Commies, BLM and Triggered Muslims.
Don't be offended but it's true about Nayzak.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/515/5ee.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
the virgin templar vs THE CHAD PAGAN by IslamicStatePatriot
![Worships Gods of his ancestors goes to fight for a foreign (I(Holy Land)l) some useless desert in Arabia) The virgin templar THE CHAD Turns the other cheek Knows he will come back, so he tries to leave it a better place The same religion as n------ and spics Doesn't care about nature Respects nature, because he knows he's a part of it Has a God for everything Thinks everyone is equal in the eyes of the God let's his bloodline die out because he's a monk Ha s many original Holidays Has only one god, LOL LAME Thinks god will save him has many children Can grow a magnificent beard fights for a middle eastern beggar Fights for his homeland Thinks sex is bad Can't come up with his own Holydays 100% European Doesn't rely on Gods to save him wears mail armour, a technology invented by the pagan Celts 400 BC worships akike on astick](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/447/b5c.png)
![Worships Gods of his ancestors goes to fight for a foreign (I(Holy Land)l) some useless desert in Arabia) The virgin templar THE CHAD Turns the other cheek Knows he will come back, so he tries to leave it a better place The same religion as n------ and spics Doesn't care about nature Respects nature, because he knows he's a part of it Has a God for everything Thinks everyone is equal in the eyes of the God let's his bloodline die out because he's a monk Ha s many original Holidays Has only one god, LOL LAME Thinks god will save him has many children Can grow a magnificent beard fights for a middle eastern beggar Fights for his homeland Thinks sex is bad Can't come up with his own Holydays 100% European Doesn't rely on Gods to save him wears mail armour, a technology invented by the pagan Celts 400 BC worships akike on astick](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/447/b5c.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The current situation at r/dankmemes
![The Mods have changed the sub's icon back from Stefan. People are p-----.
https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/9go5c3/ive_decided_to_settle_things/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/411/393/0c7.png)
![The Mods have changed the sub's icon back from Stefan. People are p-----.
https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/9go5c3/ive_decided_to_settle_things/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/411/393/0c7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad