Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Virgin vote vs the hanging chad
!["The Virgin E-Voting Machine" THE HANGING CHAD Hanging on for Freedom Probably hates freedom Doesn't even work Ouch! America. not secure Virtually unbreakable sad. 120 volts Too strong to fall Wins elections Online girlfriend Most likely hacked by a 12-year old in Russia Doesn't even know Perfectly sculpted by the Florida sun Made in China who Lieberman is](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/944/799/566.jpg)
!["The Virgin E-Voting Machine" THE HANGING CHAD Hanging on for Freedom Probably hates freedom Doesn't even work Ouch! America. not secure Virtually unbreakable sad. 120 volts Too strong to fall Wins elections Online girlfriend Most likely hacked by a 12-year old in Russia Doesn't even know Perfectly sculpted by the Florida sun Made in China who Lieberman is](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/944/799/566.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Mario Chad Bowser
![B-But you-a kidnapped her! Lmao she wasn't kidnapped she ran away She wants to be with me!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/943/193/0c0.png)
![B-But you-a kidnapped her! Lmao she wasn't kidnapped she ran away She wants to be with me!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/943/193/0c0.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Lad Dawn vs Thad May vs Chad Misty vs Virgin Serena
![needs a petition for her to return returns in Hoenn & Alola tamed a kisses Ash then leaves forever (doesn't work) Gyarados caught gen 4 mon before gen started main mon is a diesel chicken (no petition needed) iconic high chosen by Mesprit full team of 6 mons is a simp takes s--- five only popular because of shipping chad Piplup who bangs Meloetta waifu from nobody Manaphy's has 3 mom bait starters requires 47 episodes to establish goal only has 3 mons badass squad of water types comes back in Sinnoh rivals are gary 2.0 and gay cácturne comes back in Unova forced "maturity" in a kids show arc is just a rehash of May raised gen 2 mon before gen even started hated for being popular without had goal since first episode "too mean" shipping equal importance as Ash has relatable growth arc participates in sexist beauty pageants gets friendzoned doesn't need.a ship to be popular attracts Ash, Paul, Kenny, Conway, and Zoey ascended from minor badass family: gym leader nerd brother downs 2,000 calories of game character memorable rivals with satisfying arc so good doesn't even need to come back for future seasons ramen genuine feelings for Ash unique personalities never chosen by legendary forgettable rivals The Virgin The Chad again, popular without shipping The Thad Indigo League The Lad DIAMOND PEARL RUBY AD SAFPHIRE AN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/218/39d.jpg)
![needs a petition for her to return returns in Hoenn & Alola tamed a kisses Ash then leaves forever (doesn't work) Gyarados caught gen 4 mon before gen started main mon is a diesel chicken (no petition needed) iconic high chosen by Mesprit full team of 6 mons is a simp takes s--- five only popular because of shipping chad Piplup who bangs Meloetta waifu from nobody Manaphy's has 3 mom bait starters requires 47 episodes to establish goal only has 3 mons badass squad of water types comes back in Sinnoh rivals are gary 2.0 and gay cácturne comes back in Unova forced "maturity" in a kids show arc is just a rehash of May raised gen 2 mon before gen even started hated for being popular without had goal since first episode "too mean" shipping equal importance as Ash has relatable growth arc participates in sexist beauty pageants gets friendzoned doesn't need.a ship to be popular attracts Ash, Paul, Kenny, Conway, and Zoey ascended from minor badass family: gym leader nerd brother downs 2,000 calories of game character memorable rivals with satisfying arc so good doesn't even need to come back for future seasons ramen genuine feelings for Ash unique personalities never chosen by legendary forgettable rivals The Virgin The Chad again, popular without shipping The Thad Indigo League The Lad DIAMOND PEARL RUBY AD SAFPHIRE AN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/218/39d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Mumble Rapper v. CHAD BEBOP JAZZ SAXOPHONIST
![The virgin modern rapper The Chad bebop saxophonist Uses all the notes, all the time Only uses 1 note Uses the same saxophone for his entire career Records an album in one night Needs $100k studio to record mediocre albums Absolutely thrashes himself with cocaine before, during, and after a gig. Is also a heroin Smokes weed. Thinks it's edgy. addict and an alcoholic. Wears baggy, ill-fitting clothes Wears the same preppy suit every day Doesn't solo Every song is a 20 minute solo Raps about doing drugs, doesn't really change the music Releases drug-fueled psychedellic experimental album that nobody understands and ruins his promising career. Still thinks it's his best work Stays in one genre Invents a new genre every 6 months Gets in a bar fight at least twice per week. Is constantly arrested Has never been in a fight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/105/741.png)
![The virgin modern rapper The Chad bebop saxophonist Uses all the notes, all the time Only uses 1 note Uses the same saxophone for his entire career Records an album in one night Needs $100k studio to record mediocre albums Absolutely thrashes himself with cocaine before, during, and after a gig. Is also a heroin Smokes weed. Thinks it's edgy. addict and an alcoholic. Wears baggy, ill-fitting clothes Wears the same preppy suit every day Doesn't solo Every song is a 20 minute solo Raps about doing drugs, doesn't really change the music Releases drug-fueled psychedellic experimental album that nobody understands and ruins his promising career. Still thinks it's his best work Stays in one genre Invents a new genre every 6 months Gets in a bar fight at least twice per week. Is constantly arrested Has never been in a fight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/105/741.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Jimmy v. Skeet
![THE VIRGIN JIMMY THE CHAD SKEET Glorious unibrow Selflessly takes three young children under his wing and mentors them in an admirable attempt to provide them with skills they can use later in life Hair literally looks like s--- Probably ended up getting people killed when the restaurant went rogue Has never been employee of the month in his life Costs the company money by refusing to use the register Employee of the month Skeet Constantly acts like an arrogant a------ who thinks he's smarter than everyone else Comes up with a stupid catchphrase because he's "too good" to say the one every other employee has to Knows to push the buttons with pictures of food on them Makes every customer feel appreciated with the immortal catchphrase, "Big McThankies from McSpanky's" Insists on calling salt "sodium chloride" like a pretentious little f----- Illegally modifies the restaurant because he's too f------ stupid to operate a cash register Doesn't intimidate the customers with pretentious language](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/104/8f3.png)
![THE VIRGIN JIMMY THE CHAD SKEET Glorious unibrow Selflessly takes three young children under his wing and mentors them in an admirable attempt to provide them with skills they can use later in life Hair literally looks like s--- Probably ended up getting people killed when the restaurant went rogue Has never been employee of the month in his life Costs the company money by refusing to use the register Employee of the month Skeet Constantly acts like an arrogant a------ who thinks he's smarter than everyone else Comes up with a stupid catchphrase because he's "too good" to say the one every other employee has to Knows to push the buttons with pictures of food on them Makes every customer feel appreciated with the immortal catchphrase, "Big McThankies from McSpanky's" Insists on calling salt "sodium chloride" like a pretentious little f----- Illegally modifies the restaurant because he's too f------ stupid to operate a cash register Doesn't intimidate the customers with pretentious language](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/104/8f3.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Western Youth v. Jamaican Youth
![Virgin Western Youth Chad Jamaican Youth awful, pirmed haircut. he thinks white people happy to share his having dreadlocks is 'racist' fashion and culture stunning dreadlocks/braids with white people gets offended by white people engaging in "cultural appropriation" wears delightfully boring, generic clothes colourful and interesting clothes, inculding the signature "ACAB" thinks there's more than 2 genders; tries to get "queer" genders to be officially recognized, gets laughed at gets offended on behalf of rastafarian hat minority groups in which he has no ignores racist jokes, too much of a stinga remote affiliation listens to godawful "trap" talks in a cringy fake jamaican accent (this applies to british only) to let them get to him him talks inna distinctive dialect. people tink him sounds uneducated, but him rappers (eg, lil tjay, roddy ricch) most likely called "kayden", "caiden", "kaden", "cayden" "caden", etc romanticises depression proud reggae listener nuh care and musician and mental illness thinks he's a "deep", "woke" philosopher, everyone else sees him as a pretentious likely has a very old-fashioned victorian upper-class english calls himself a "stoner" after taking a name, such as "bartholemew" normie moron been smoking blunts since he was 7, doesn't or "sebastian" singular droplet of CBD oil once brag about it advocates peace and love, tries to be a rapper, his music sounds like a dying horse, somehow makes 'fire' doesn't believe in war and violence member of a highly respected reggae band](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/940/753/149.png)
![Virgin Western Youth Chad Jamaican Youth awful, pirmed haircut. he thinks white people happy to share his having dreadlocks is 'racist' fashion and culture stunning dreadlocks/braids with white people gets offended by white people engaging in "cultural appropriation" wears delightfully boring, generic clothes colourful and interesting clothes, inculding the signature "ACAB" thinks there's more than 2 genders; tries to get "queer" genders to be officially recognized, gets laughed at gets offended on behalf of rastafarian hat minority groups in which he has no ignores racist jokes, too much of a stinga remote affiliation listens to godawful "trap" talks in a cringy fake jamaican accent (this applies to british only) to let them get to him him talks inna distinctive dialect. people tink him sounds uneducated, but him rappers (eg, lil tjay, roddy ricch) most likely called "kayden", "caiden", "kaden", "cayden" "caden", etc romanticises depression proud reggae listener nuh care and musician and mental illness thinks he's a "deep", "woke" philosopher, everyone else sees him as a pretentious likely has a very old-fashioned victorian upper-class english calls himself a "stoner" after taking a name, such as "bartholemew" normie moron been smoking blunts since he was 7, doesn't or "sebastian" singular droplet of CBD oil once brag about it advocates peace and love, tries to be a rapper, his music sounds like a dying horse, somehow makes 'fire' doesn't believe in war and violence member of a highly respected reggae band](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/940/753/149.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
conk v. bepis
![The Lad Boopis The Thad Bepis The Chad Pepsi makes you happy The Virgin Conk the best drink you can get very excited more screaming great at flirting call dr. thad never drink this tastes like rat s--- do not ever drink this gets epileptic parties 24/7 it is literally gonna kill you snotty nose from sneezing makes you scream АНННННННННННА НАNHH! not that bad no canes only for try hards high levels of intoxication makes you angry unlimited cucumbers рepsi OUCH he fell on the ground and had an epileptic seizure 12% chance of color blindness lad regrets this after 6.5 seconds tastes ok a cart full of diabetes disgusting isn't helpfull for dehydration searching boopis on google made me disgusted anti-cancer extremlely horny not for virgins and not even you get a cold for chads bepis](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/940/752/2e0.png)
![The Lad Boopis The Thad Bepis The Chad Pepsi makes you happy The Virgin Conk the best drink you can get very excited more screaming great at flirting call dr. thad never drink this tastes like rat s--- do not ever drink this gets epileptic parties 24/7 it is literally gonna kill you snotty nose from sneezing makes you scream АНННННННННННА НАNHH! not that bad no canes only for try hards high levels of intoxication makes you angry unlimited cucumbers рepsi OUCH he fell on the ground and had an epileptic seizure 12% chance of color blindness lad regrets this after 6.5 seconds tastes ok a cart full of diabetes disgusting isn't helpfull for dehydration searching boopis on google made me disgusted anti-cancer extremlely horny not for virgins and not even you get a cold for chads bepis](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/940/752/2e0.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Dionysus
![chy @MykesFeister i cant even make an angry emoji i hate it h 000 virgin blood of zeus dionysus vs. chad hades dionysus 9:10 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/938/030/661.png)
![chy @MykesFeister i cant even make an angry emoji i hate it h 000 virgin blood of zeus dionysus vs. chad hades dionysus 9:10 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/938/030/661.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
GFvsHal
![THE VIRGIN GAME FREAK THE CHAD HAL LABORATORY Pokemon merch, anime and card Aways adds a fuckton of minigames and postgame content on anything they release even if it is a mobile game Started as a cheap ass gaming games make the real money. Shame they will never see a Working with nintendo since the early 80's with faithful versions of arcade classics like Joust magazine dime from it and millipede Arrived in the early 90's withou making anything Knows how to balance content between "easy for everybody" and "for those looking for a decent challenge" worth of notice Needs to ask other developers to maker their spin-offs even if they are shovelware trash GAME FREA К Nintendo asked them to make some sub-par puzzle games here and there Says that they will foccus in new series other than Pokemon since the early 00's Created f------ Smash and co-developed the Mother series HAL tried to leave Nintendo's shadow more Made a suprinsingly underrated SimCity game on a f------ 16 bit console than once, but no one else Nintendo trusted them more than gamefreak to bring godlike Pokemon games like Snap and Stadium to consoles wanted them Still has the Teamforce of a Doesn't even small indie company M------------ actually owns the rights for its most successful franchise Picross 3D Little Town Hero is Little Town Hero Kirby merch is almost rivaling pokemon in Japan At least GF made Pokemon Pinball... NOPE! THAT WAS HAL Tried to make crossplataform games with part of the Sonic Team because both wanted to prove to Nintendo and Sega that they were not sub-par subsidiaries. They failed miserably (Yes, this almost sounds like satire) Logo is a dog taking care of three eggs it makes no f------ sense and it is amazing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/936/774/83f.png)
![THE VIRGIN GAME FREAK THE CHAD HAL LABORATORY Pokemon merch, anime and card Aways adds a fuckton of minigames and postgame content on anything they release even if it is a mobile game Started as a cheap ass gaming games make the real money. Shame they will never see a Working with nintendo since the early 80's with faithful versions of arcade classics like Joust magazine dime from it and millipede Arrived in the early 90's withou making anything Knows how to balance content between "easy for everybody" and "for those looking for a decent challenge" worth of notice Needs to ask other developers to maker their spin-offs even if they are shovelware trash GAME FREA К Nintendo asked them to make some sub-par puzzle games here and there Says that they will foccus in new series other than Pokemon since the early 00's Created f------ Smash and co-developed the Mother series HAL tried to leave Nintendo's shadow more Made a suprinsingly underrated SimCity game on a f------ 16 bit console than once, but no one else Nintendo trusted them more than gamefreak to bring godlike Pokemon games like Snap and Stadium to consoles wanted them Still has the Teamforce of a Doesn't even small indie company M------------ actually owns the rights for its most successful franchise Picross 3D Little Town Hero is Little Town Hero Kirby merch is almost rivaling pokemon in Japan At least GF made Pokemon Pinball... NOPE! THAT WAS HAL Tried to make crossplataform games with part of the Sonic Team because both wanted to prove to Nintendo and Sega that they were not sub-par subsidiaries. They failed miserably (Yes, this almost sounds like satire) Logo is a dog taking care of three eggs it makes no f------ sense and it is amazing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/936/774/83f.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Scott Adams's predictions vs Baidu Kobi's prophecies
!["I said the votes are for Biden but the seat is for Trump" I am not suffering from cognitive dissonance "Between the two, Trump is strong, Biden is weak, "I saw Biden holding the votes and and he will use that Trump used his palm to hit the back strength to win. And so, I predict 60:40 chance of [Biden's] palm, took it from his Trump is the next President of America. Talks like a robot that Trump wins hand and left." We are in the 3rd act, when all hope seems lost. The movie has not ended. Commands angels to write good fortune on the palm of your hand. I feel safer noy Simultaneous sip.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/936/004/f28.jpg)
!["I said the votes are for Biden but the seat is for Trump" I am not suffering from cognitive dissonance "Between the two, Trump is strong, Biden is weak, "I saw Biden holding the votes and and he will use that Trump used his palm to hit the back strength to win. And so, I predict 60:40 chance of [Biden's] palm, took it from his Trump is the next President of America. Talks like a robot that Trump wins hand and left." We are in the 3rd act, when all hope seems lost. The movie has not ended. Commands angels to write good fortune on the palm of your hand. I feel safer noy Simultaneous sip.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/936/004/f28.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Meat-Head vs the Chad Soy-Boy
![When it's holy wednesday, we shouldn't drink or eat any animal product except fish.
I drank soy milk (and of course almond milk) and I still feel like a normal being who isn't making s----- poses with frightening look.
Perhaps it doesn't work on me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/935/975/5ff.png)
![When it's holy wednesday, we shouldn't drink or eat any animal product except fish.
I drank soy milk (and of course almond milk) and I still feel like a normal being who isn't making s----- poses with frightening look.
Perhaps it doesn't work on me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/935/975/5ff.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Voting vs Fraud
![Virgin Voting Chad Electoral Fraud Single-handedly decides the election Voted 7.4 million times Never got caught Has a temper tantrum when the other guy inevitably wins Ballors Ran over hundreds of virgins to to the voting booth in just 2 minuets Does almost nothing Ballors Ballors Only voted once Imao Has to wait patiently in line for hours Ballors Ballors (0O n Voted for whichever guy he "could see himself having a beer with" Ballors Ballors Cucked into wasting vote on some 90 year old mainstream duopoly candidate Ballors Ballors Voted based on lame made up stuff like "foreign policy" and "healthcare reform" Ballors Ballors Doesn't even live in the country, flew over from Brazil](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/935/944/3f0.jpg)
![Virgin Voting Chad Electoral Fraud Single-handedly decides the election Voted 7.4 million times Never got caught Has a temper tantrum when the other guy inevitably wins Ballors Ran over hundreds of virgins to to the voting booth in just 2 minuets Does almost nothing Ballors Ballors Only voted once Imao Has to wait patiently in line for hours Ballors Ballors (0O n Voted for whichever guy he "could see himself having a beer with" Ballors Ballors Cucked into wasting vote on some 90 year old mainstream duopoly candidate Ballors Ballors Voted based on lame made up stuff like "foreign policy" and "healthcare reform" Ballors Ballors Doesn't even live in the country, flew over from Brazil](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/935/944/3f0.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Pitbull vs The Chad Sean Paul
![The Virgin Pitbull The Chad Sean Paul Skinhead Cool sunglasses Godlike cornrows Punchable face Great beard All songs sound the same Gold chain Always wears the same suit no matter the occasion Completely fallen off Proud Jamaican Can't even pick a good stage name Got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm Ruined Africa by Toto which was already a masterpiece Voice so manly it make girls wet Ruins every movie that features his music Been awarded the Order of Distinction Collabed with T-Series Nostalgic from his home country Fake Cuban Still makes bangers Boring shoes 5'7" Sick yellow shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/932/098/b94.png)
![The Virgin Pitbull The Chad Sean Paul Skinhead Cool sunglasses Godlike cornrows Punchable face Great beard All songs sound the same Gold chain Always wears the same suit no matter the occasion Completely fallen off Proud Jamaican Can't even pick a good stage name Got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm Ruined Africa by Toto which was already a masterpiece Voice so manly it make girls wet Ruins every movie that features his music Been awarded the Order of Distinction Collabed with T-Series Nostalgic from his home country Fake Cuban Still makes bangers Boring shoes 5'7" Sick yellow shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/932/098/b94.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" vs. Chad "The Edge of Dawn"
![Virgin "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" Chad "The Edge of Dawn" Message related to the game Doesn't About events that occur make sense during the story Ocean's mistake Stupid magic powers Banger remix for nearly every battle theme Something about V*lla Epic instruments from TWSITD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/931/004/4a3.png)
![Virgin "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" Chad "The Edge of Dawn" Message related to the game Doesn't About events that occur make sense during the story Ocean's mistake Stupid magic powers Banger remix for nearly every battle theme Something about V*lla Epic instruments from TWSITD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/931/004/4a3.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Becky Movie "Johanna" vs. STACY BOOK JOHANNA
![The Becky Movie “Johanna" THE STACY BOOK JOHANNA What is this haircut? Is this f------ Kill La Kill? NICE, BRONZE, SPIKY HAIR Twigs look stronger than this UBER BUFF No screentime BASICALLY A DEUTERAGONIST AFTER HER INTRODUCTION IN CATCHING FIRE Only traits are “angry" and "sarcastic" MULTI-FACETED PERSONALITY MAKING HER MORE NUANCED Just sits about THAN PEOPLE REALIZE in Mockingjay. ACTIVELY TRIES TO JOIN THE REBELLION, BUT HER HYDROPHOBIA FORBADE HER.](/assets/image-covers/spoiler.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad Robert Smith
![THE CHAD Robert Smith The Cure have been going on for 40+ years Literally fought his bass player Actual last name is Smith and then he came back 2 Actually plays an instrument years later Doesn't talk about his Writes about love and political views happiness](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/928/009/2c6.jpg)
![THE CHAD Robert Smith The Cure have been going on for 40+ years Literally fought his bass player Actual last name is Smith and then he came back 2 Actually plays an instrument years later Doesn't talk about his Writes about love and political views happiness](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/928/009/2c6.jpg)
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