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The Virgin Jesus vs. The Chad YHWH

forced to wear a crown of thorns Love your enemies, Give the other cheek Virgin Jesus >Claims to be Yhwh incarnate >Gets executed >Resurrects but only seen by his followers, how convenient. His prophecies didn't come true, followers still cope to this day. dreamstime Literally died a virgin Had to give his teachings through stupid parables with ambiguous interpretations Guy Followers are a bunch of cucks fighting over who has the right interpretation dreamstime Even by worshipping him, you're worshipping his Chad father anyways forgives prostitutes and degenerates eamstime Wears a stupid dress like a f-- Wears a funny hat. He just doesn't care CHAD YHWH Punishes his enemies without mercy Explicitly calls to killl humans impersonating him Endless, Almighty, All-knowing. E F----- Jesus' Virgin mom Say His teachings are Law. Plain language and written in stone His chosen people literally run the world. Conquered other peoples and killed their gods, made them worship him by proxy Kills degenerates, burns their whole cities to the ground. Wears no pants, displaying his massive d--- and balls
forced to wear a crown of thorns Love your enemies, Give the other cheek Virgin Jesus >Claims to be Yhwh incarnate >Gets executed >Resurrects but only seen by his followers, how convenient. His prophecies didn't come true, followers still cope to this day. dreamstime Literally died a virgin Had to give his teachings through stupid parables with ambiguous interpretations Guy Followers are a bunch of cucks fighting over who has the right interpretation dreamstime Even by worshipping him, you're worshipping his Chad father anyways forgives prostitutes and degenerates eamstime Wears a stupid dress like a f-- Wears a funny hat. He just doesn't care CHAD YHWH Punishes his enemies without mercy Explicitly calls to killl humans impersonating him Endless, Almighty, All-knowing. E F----- Jesus' Virgin mom Say His teachings are Law. Plain language and written in stone His chosen people literally run the world. Conquered other peoples and killed their gods, made them worship him by proxy Kills degenerates, burns their whole cities to the ground. Wears no pants, displaying his massive d--- and balls

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Sci-Fi artists then and now

Sci-Fi art now We wouldn't build something THAT big in real life... Where did I put my soviet truck reference images? Those internals are a mess IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ah Dude I'm an artist Not an engineer. Sci-Fi art then It's just magic. MOTO TOEY AZZ LEVITATES OF FULL OF PLUTONIUM y CETTE JE
Sci-Fi art now We wouldn't build something THAT big in real life... Where did I put my soviet truck reference images? Those internals are a mess IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ah Dude I'm an artist Not an engineer. Sci-Fi art then It's just magic. MOTO TOEY AZZ LEVITATES OF FULL OF PLUTONIUM y CETTE JE

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144Hz Virgin vs 60Hz Chad

The 144Hz (or higher) Monitor Buyer Spends thousands every year on GPU's to maintain 144fps Pays premium to avoid screen tearing Needs low response time to compete in FPS's Worry's about ghosting Cares about blue-light protection Watches YT reviews to get "best bang for buck" Monitor Needs good Pixels Per Inch (PPI), debates ideal monitor size for each resolution (1080p, 4k) Has to calibrate to get what they paid for qu The 60-80Hz Monitor Enjoyer Buys 1 mid range GPU and sustains 60-80 FPS for 8 years Enjoys game so much, no screen tearing is noticed Knows when to shoot Ev Monitor is never haunted Doesn't need eyes protected with well lit room, and sitting at a proper distance from the screen Buys the one with the most colours Doesn't notice the pixels with aging eyesight No calibration needed "OUCH! MB
The 144Hz (or higher) Monitor Buyer Spends thousands every year on GPU's to maintain 144fps Pays premium to avoid screen tearing Needs low response time to compete in FPS's Worry's about ghosting Cares about blue-light protection Watches YT reviews to get "best bang for buck" Monitor Needs good Pixels Per Inch (PPI), debates ideal monitor size for each resolution (1080p, 4k) Has to calibrate to get what they paid for qu The 60-80Hz Monitor Enjoyer Buys 1 mid range GPU and sustains 60-80 FPS for 8 years Enjoys game so much, no screen tearing is noticed Knows when to shoot Ev Monitor is never haunted Doesn't need eyes protected with well lit room, and sitting at a proper distance from the screen Buys the one with the most colours Doesn't notice the pixels with aging eyesight No calibration needed "OUCH! MB

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"I needed to get this out of my chest." by @Crazyhiena

DISNEY CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS Humor based purely on references Unfinished or broken animation Simple story Problematic villain Human/Cartoon Poor acting hybrids Confusing world rules Forced cameos Little to none traditional animation Forgettable OGER RABBIT ROGER Flawless animation (24 frames per second, baby!) Charming characters Script based on a novel Scary, creepy villain with an actual impact Great acting Believable interaction btw cartoons & humans Clear world building Cameos add to the movie plot Homage to animation and film noir Instant classic
DISNEY CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS Humor based purely on references Unfinished or broken animation Simple story Problematic villain Human/Cartoon Poor acting hybrids Confusing world rules Forced cameos Little to none traditional animation Forgettable OGER RABBIT ROGER Flawless animation (24 frames per second, baby!) Charming characters Script based on a novel Scary, creepy villain with an actual impact Great acting Believable interaction btw cartoons & humans Clear world building Cameos add to the movie plot Homage to animation and film noir Instant classic

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Demoness

The virgin Meru THE CHAD EZRIA & XELTHIA Always act with consent, only uses magic to add spice. Uses magic to seduce teen boys Big, curved horns Truly demon Little horns Just a girl with red skin Fashionistas "She's 18, I swear officer!" Boring clothes Mature Has buff gf too Full package Feet Cool hooves
The virgin Meru THE CHAD EZRIA & XELTHIA Always act with consent, only uses magic to add spice. Uses magic to seduce teen boys Big, curved horns Truly demon Little horns Just a girl with red skin Fashionistas "She's 18, I swear officer!" Boring clothes Mature Has buff gf too Full package Feet Cool hooves

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Virgin Lina vs Chad Gourry

LINA INVIRG GOURRY CHADIEV SMELLY, UNKEMPT HAIR WEIRD ORANGE COLOR DUE YUGE VIKING SWORD MASSIVE MANE OF PERFECTLY TO WEAK RECESSIVE GENES TO CUT DOWN ANYONE GROOMED HAIR. GOLDEN COLOR FOOLISH ENOUGH TO THANKS TO ANCIENT A---- STAND IN HIS WAY ALPHA GENES CAN'T AFFORD WEAPONS, RELIES ON SPELLS (THAT MAY OR MANY NOT WORK) TO GET S--- DONE DARK CAPE TO LOOK "MYSTERIOUS AND BADASS" (AS IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE INTIMIDATED BY A 16 WEARS A RIDICULOUS PINK LEOTARD AND TACKY COSTUME JEWELRY FORGOES WEARING YEAR OLD GIRL LMAO) N---- LOOK OVERLY THEATRICAL LIKE HE WEARIN ATTIRE, FOCUSES ON WHAT'S PRACTICAL FOR PATHETIC MICROPENIS A VAULT SUIT EVEN MAGIC CAN'T FIX FROM FALLOUT PROLONGED WEAR FIERCE 15 INCH C--- WILL INEVITABLY SETTLE DOWN AND BECOME AN WILL DIE ALONE SURROUNDED INFLUENTIAL MAN OF BY DOZENS OF CATS GOOD SOCIAL STANDING May
LINA INVIRG GOURRY CHADIEV SMELLY, UNKEMPT HAIR WEIRD ORANGE COLOR DUE YUGE VIKING SWORD MASSIVE MANE OF PERFECTLY TO WEAK RECESSIVE GENES TO CUT DOWN ANYONE GROOMED HAIR. GOLDEN COLOR FOOLISH ENOUGH TO THANKS TO ANCIENT A---- STAND IN HIS WAY ALPHA GENES CAN'T AFFORD WEAPONS, RELIES ON SPELLS (THAT MAY OR MANY NOT WORK) TO GET S--- DONE DARK CAPE TO LOOK "MYSTERIOUS AND BADASS" (AS IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE INTIMIDATED BY A 16 WEARS A RIDICULOUS PINK LEOTARD AND TACKY COSTUME JEWELRY FORGOES WEARING YEAR OLD GIRL LMAO) N---- LOOK OVERLY THEATRICAL LIKE HE WEARIN ATTIRE, FOCUSES ON WHAT'S PRACTICAL FOR PATHETIC MICROPENIS A VAULT SUIT EVEN MAGIC CAN'T FIX FROM FALLOUT PROLONGED WEAR FIERCE 15 INCH C--- WILL INEVITABLY SETTLE DOWN AND BECOME AN WILL DIE ALONE SURROUNDED INFLUENTIAL MAN OF BY DOZENS OF CATS GOOD SOCIAL STANDING May

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Virgin Grim vs Chad Delgado

The Virgin Grim The Chad Delgado Jamaican Luxurious hair His only foe was a Has no eyes traffic cone named Cool eyepatch Kyle, who is tied to a radiator Bald Реople hate him "Wedgie Shakeseare" Uses a farming tool as a weapon Zero muscles Hand turns into Wears a dress multiple weapons Banged the goddess No skin of Chaos Two children's bitch Many muscles Women run from Hates monsters and him one-eyed weirdos skull buckle spikey shoes
The Virgin Grim The Chad Delgado Jamaican Luxurious hair His only foe was a Has no eyes traffic cone named Cool eyepatch Kyle, who is tied to a radiator Bald Реople hate him "Wedgie Shakeseare" Uses a farming tool as a weapon Zero muscles Hand turns into Wears a dress multiple weapons Banged the goddess No skin of Chaos Two children's bitch Many muscles Women run from Hates monsters and him one-eyed weirdos skull buckle spikey shoes

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Walk vs Stride

"The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE
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Virgin Monsters vs Chad Belt

VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Make forgettable grunts Tonight, closing your eyes won't change anything Their movies Makes an un- should be forgettable labeled comedy if you ask me noise as it passes through the sound Get worse barrier Will help me learn my lessons with every Only p------ get scared by these virgins remake Shiny and waxed at all times If you close your eyes they'll go away Usually coupled with funny drinks
VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Make forgettable grunts Tonight, closing your eyes won't change anything Their movies Makes an un- should be forgettable labeled comedy if you ask me noise as it passes through the sound Get worse barrier Will help me learn my lessons with every Only p------ get scared by these virgins remake Shiny and waxed at all times If you close your eyes they'll go away Usually coupled with funny drinks

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Hollywood Neanderthals vs Real Neanderthals

Virgin Hollywood Neanderthal Chad actual Neanderthal S----- unkept hair Ugly as f--- Wears leopard print Somehow lived in the Mesozoic Bone holding together hair Big smelly feet Killed things with rocks Lonely Gets clapped by dinosaurs luscious locks of black hair So handsome they interbred with humans Wears handmade mammoth coats Lived during one of the coldest times in history and was able to survive Hair tie holding hair together Lovely slippers to keep feet warm Used a myriad of weapons to hunt food Lived in groups Killed bears, mammoths, tigers, and other fearsome beasts
Virgin Hollywood Neanderthal Chad actual Neanderthal S----- unkept hair Ugly as f--- Wears leopard print Somehow lived in the Mesozoic Bone holding together hair Big smelly feet Killed things with rocks Lonely Gets clapped by dinosaurs luscious locks of black hair So handsome they interbred with humans Wears handmade mammoth coats Lived during one of the coldest times in history and was able to survive Hair tie holding hair together Lovely slippers to keep feet warm Used a myriad of weapons to hunt food Lived in groups Killed bears, mammoths, tigers, and other fearsome beasts

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Cheetahchads rise up.

The Virgin Alex The Chad Cheetahman Smells of blood, because he's a f------ cheetah. Beautiful spots. Smells of soy. Has no soul because he's a ginger. Has an entire team of cucks. Enti team of cheetah chads. Weapon is a f------ vinyl. Fights toys. Uses fists, arrows, and small bats. Fights beasts in beast mode. Yiik's out. Only one game, no sequel. Two f------ games and 50 Makes selection now. more.
The Virgin Alex The Chad Cheetahman Smells of blood, because he's a f------ cheetah. Beautiful spots. Smells of soy. Has no soul because he's a ginger. Has an entire team of cucks. Enti team of cheetah chads. Weapon is a f------ vinyl. Fights toys. Uses fists, arrows, and small bats. Fights beasts in beast mode. Yiik's out. Only one game, no sequel. Two f------ games and 50 Makes selection now. more.

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the virgin continental, the chad analytic

The Virgin Continental THE CHAD ANALYTIC Well-versed in mathematics and science Needs hermeneutics to read a book Writes in clear language Correct in every possible world Obscurantist Can't escape Hegel's shadow Grasps the truth conditions of his propositions Self-refuting relativist Resentful - hates society Pretends to be a sociologist Logically rigorous Dissolves philosophical issues Has to make up new Thinks reality can only be described by poetry words all the time Uses symbolic logic to avoid all ambiguity and maximize operational ease Suffers from existential dread Humble - deals with discrete problems Thinks he's escaped Cartesianism Has never written a semantically meaningful sentence Discovered a posteriori necessity Healthy acknowledgement of the subject-object gap Will probably have to rework Marxism for the 1000th time tomorrow Thinks nothing is a thing Doesn't pursue meaningless questions -[(3x)(Mx & Gx) & vy((My & Gy) –y=x)]
The Virgin Continental THE CHAD ANALYTIC Well-versed in mathematics and science Needs hermeneutics to read a book Writes in clear language Correct in every possible world Obscurantist Can't escape Hegel's shadow Grasps the truth conditions of his propositions Self-refuting relativist Resentful - hates society Pretends to be a sociologist Logically rigorous Dissolves philosophical issues Has to make up new Thinks reality can only be described by poetry words all the time Uses symbolic logic to avoid all ambiguity and maximize operational ease Suffers from existential dread Humble - deals with discrete problems Thinks he's escaped Cartesianism Has never written a semantically meaningful sentence Discovered a posteriori necessity Healthy acknowledgement of the subject-object gap Will probably have to rework Marxism for the 1000th time tomorrow Thinks nothing is a thing Doesn't pursue meaningless questions -[(3x)(Mx & Gx) & vy((My & Gy) –y=x)]

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The virgin american nationalist vs chad russian patriot

Virgin American nationalist Chad Russian patriot Wears his Aeri a Fat grandfather's ushanka Muscular body from wrestling bears Wears MAGA hat Eats 20 big macs a Boomer Eats kompot that day his babushka Trump supporter Supports the Omakes him Pisses on a portrait of Trump everyday assasination of Probably a white Qassem Soleimani The death of supremacist Qassem Soleimani Hates Muslims F------ fat Respects minorities was a tragic war crime that the US Downplays other Hates Blacks countries' role in has to explain Hates Chinese ww2, thinks US Only hates virgin american nationalists single handedly Has a portrait of Lenin and Stalin in Hates Jews took down both Nazi Germany and his bedroom Strong legs from squatting in the Hates immigrants Imperial Japan Proud of his grandfather and the red army who pushed the nazis from Stalingrad street all the time Hates pretty much everything except "mUrlcA f--- yEaH" Loves his country, still for America misses the USSR
Virgin American nationalist Chad Russian patriot Wears his Aeri a Fat grandfather's ushanka Muscular body from wrestling bears Wears MAGA hat Eats 20 big macs a Boomer Eats kompot that day his babushka Trump supporter Supports the Omakes him Pisses on a portrait of Trump everyday assasination of Probably a white Qassem Soleimani The death of supremacist Qassem Soleimani Hates Muslims F------ fat Respects minorities was a tragic war crime that the US Downplays other Hates Blacks countries' role in has to explain Hates Chinese ww2, thinks US Only hates virgin american nationalists single handedly Has a portrait of Lenin and Stalin in Hates Jews took down both Nazi Germany and his bedroom Strong legs from squatting in the Hates immigrants Imperial Japan Proud of his grandfather and the red army who pushed the nazis from Stalingrad street all the time Hates pretty much everything except "mUrlcA f--- yEaH" Loves his country, still for America misses the USSR

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The virgin Incel vs. the Chad Neckbeard

The virgin Incel THE CHADNECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his moter Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid Lives in a crappy bland ghetto apartment Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pilows kept him company Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters Has no skills besides Has watoredevery anime known to man, desnt give a f--- what Ince s making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Doesn't watch anime because he thinks itl make him a "consoomer" Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirts Has never had a girtriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Idolizes sodiopaths like Eliot Rodger Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Spends all his free time complaining about women online Is perfectly content with his life Treats women ike sht Hates his life Treats women with the respect they deserve "Allow me to defend your honor, mlady" "Take the redpil/blackpill bro" Speaks like a chaming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warrior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"
The virgin Incel THE CHADNECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his moter Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid Lives in a crappy bland ghetto apartment Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pilows kept him company Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters Has no skills besides Has watoredevery anime known to man, desnt give a f--- what Ince s making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Doesn't watch anime because he thinks itl make him a "consoomer" Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirts Has never had a girtriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Idolizes sodiopaths like Eliot Rodger Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Spends all his free time complaining about women online Is perfectly content with his life Treats women ike sht Hates his life Treats women with the respect they deserve "Allow me to defend your honor, mlady" "Take the redpil/blackpill bro" Speaks like a chaming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warrior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"

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