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Unkempt boyish hair Manly bald head The Virgin Kojima THE CHAD CAGE Makes hacky schlock with plots that are absolute nonsense Makes "interactive movies" Doesn't know what a "video game" is Makes kino with adult themes like fatherhood and what it means to be human Makes "video games" with hour long cutscenes because he'd rather make movies Giant westaboo Got f----- over by the company he worked with and had one of his games cancelled Proud frenchman Has always been a true auteur with his own company Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't f--- him Makes numerous references to his idol David Bowie in his games but couldn't even license one of his songs Made a game with the actual David Bowie who was involved in everything from music, story and design to actually appearing in the game himself Creates his own digital waifus Awkwardly straddles the line between game and movie Revolutionized cinematic games
Unkempt boyish hair Manly bald head The Virgin Kojima THE CHAD CAGE Makes hacky schlock with plots that are absolute nonsense Makes "interactive movies" Doesn't know what a "video game" is Makes kino with adult themes like fatherhood and what it means to be human Makes "video games" with hour long cutscenes because he'd rather make movies Giant westaboo Got f----- over by the company he worked with and had one of his games cancelled Proud frenchman Has always been a true auteur with his own company Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't f--- him Makes numerous references to his idol David Bowie in his games but couldn't even license one of his songs Made a game with the actual David Bowie who was involved in everything from music, story and design to actually appearing in the game himself Creates his own digital waifus Awkwardly straddles the line between game and movie Revolutionized cinematic games

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Virgin Jiren vs. Chad Broly

hit trending the second he was announced made vegeta cry and s--- his pants has severe PTSD got beaten by a weakened goku destroys everything because he can Is f------ bald doesn't even need to trairn worked his whole life to defeat a viilain but failed has the largest know biceps of any living creature talks s--- about his own friends that try to help him because he's depressed tanked a planet exploding as a f------ baby can literally fight off 4 full powered saiyans without breaking a sweat has a huge legandary saiyan d--- was brought back 5 times can wipe out a universe casually in base tells strangers to "get lost" because he doesn't know how to start a convo killed his dad and threw him into another planet on a whim Has weird small legs only died due to plot
hit trending the second he was announced made vegeta cry and s--- his pants has severe PTSD got beaten by a weakened goku destroys everything because he can Is f------ bald doesn't even need to trairn worked his whole life to defeat a viilain but failed has the largest know biceps of any living creature talks s--- about his own friends that try to help him because he's depressed tanked a planet exploding as a f------ baby can literally fight off 4 full powered saiyans without breaking a sweat has a huge legandary saiyan d--- was brought back 5 times can wipe out a universe casually in base tells strangers to "get lost" because he doesn't know how to start a convo killed his dad and threw him into another planet on a whim Has weird small legs only died due to plot

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The Virgin Flug v. THE CHADMENCIA

the virgin flug THE CHADMENCIA comes up with boring and simple ideas over the top and powerful ideas vicious and insane the ideas themselves fail at times too safe all the time has an absolute crush on her boss screws up bag in his head just for just absolute disgust and shame a pretty interesting taste in music NOw. istens to her boss all the time gets yelled at by his angry villain boss he works with tries to be too careful doesn't give a s--- about safety too much ROAR listens to carefully to boss thicc as f--- is currently the main punching bag of the shorts so far
the virgin flug THE CHADMENCIA comes up with boring and simple ideas over the top and powerful ideas vicious and insane the ideas themselves fail at times too safe all the time has an absolute crush on her boss screws up bag in his head just for just absolute disgust and shame a pretty interesting taste in music NOw. istens to her boss all the time gets yelled at by his angry villain boss he works with tries to be too careful doesn't give a s--- about safety too much ROAR listens to carefully to boss thicc as f--- is currently the main punching bag of the shorts so far

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Gipsy Avenger vs. Gipsy Danger

Huge chainswords slice through entire Kaiju oted by wimpy teens in spandex suits Piloted by veterans, both are martial artist masters GIPSY DANCHAD confused by romance Platonic relationship shatters expectations Armored pilot suits eger unarmored neck vulnerable to attack eger Wide visor grants good spacial awarenes holograms everywhere that clutter pilot vision Name consists of two random words sounds awesome anyways Protective and intimidating shoulder rmor name steals from predecessor combined with overused word useless wings and head plates are purely cosmetic No enemy has escaped from a fight aliv Plasma casters obliterates looks smal bland blue color two power cores, still pitiful performance Has no neck, decapitation thin frame struggles to is impossible Appears massive, shakes the earth with each footstep support even its own weight needs a "gravity sling" to manipulate the environment Analog control Plasma casters and chainswords in both arms single flimsy sword that breaks constantly Iconic shape crotch as thin Single reactor turbine with devastating power output Superior elbow rocket plasma cannon does no damage, only knockback Massive chassis can grapple and throw even the heaviest of Kaiju generic proportions, hard to differentiate from other Jaegers Uses bare hands to utilize the environment as weapons only one of each weapon Slattern-sized balls of metaphorical steel andp Navy blue camoflauge grants invisibility whilst underwater thinks it can punch its way out of every situation, punches are weak built in an era with no Kaiju, no purpose but to stand around Built during wartime to save humanity, successfully kills 9 Kaiju Creatively gains the upper hand unable to save lives, helicopter crashes right in front of it Obsidian Fury walks right up to it and beats the hell out of it Decals provide eye-popping contrast Is ambushed by Raiju, has it in a headlock in no more than 6 seconds horn is inaudible during combat Saves a fishing boat and everyone on it whilst facing down Knifehead Designed to kill Kaiju designed to sell toys Deafening foghorn announces a god has arrives, creates tsunamis with each blast can't kill a Category 5 Kaiju, even with help from another jaeger Survived re-entry and landing from 50,000 feet unscathed Solo-kills multiple Kaiju needs way too many toppings on its ice cream Heroic sacrifice to nuke another dimension and close the Breach dies from falling on a Kaiju Can fight hurricanes 60% of on-screen Kaiju kills are done literally single-handedly Can win harmcolossa harmO7.tumblr.com
Huge chainswords slice through entire Kaiju oted by wimpy teens in spandex suits Piloted by veterans, both are martial artist masters GIPSY DANCHAD confused by romance Platonic relationship shatters expectations Armored pilot suits eger unarmored neck vulnerable to attack eger Wide visor grants good spacial awarenes holograms everywhere that clutter pilot vision Name consists of two random words sounds awesome anyways Protective and intimidating shoulder rmor name steals from predecessor combined with overused word useless wings and head plates are purely cosmetic No enemy has escaped from a fight aliv Plasma casters obliterates looks smal bland blue color two power cores, still pitiful performance Has no neck, decapitation thin frame struggles to is impossible Appears massive, shakes the earth with each footstep support even its own weight needs a "gravity sling" to manipulate the environment Analog control Plasma casters and chainswords in both arms single flimsy sword that breaks constantly Iconic shape crotch as thin Single reactor turbine with devastating power output Superior elbow rocket plasma cannon does no damage, only knockback Massive chassis can grapple and throw even the heaviest of Kaiju generic proportions, hard to differentiate from other Jaegers Uses bare hands to utilize the environment as weapons only one of each weapon Slattern-sized balls of metaphorical steel andp Navy blue camoflauge grants invisibility whilst underwater thinks it can punch its way out of every situation, punches are weak built in an era with no Kaiju, no purpose but to stand around Built during wartime to save humanity, successfully kills 9 Kaiju Creatively gains the upper hand unable to save lives, helicopter crashes right in front of it Obsidian Fury walks right up to it and beats the hell out of it Decals provide eye-popping contrast Is ambushed by Raiju, has it in a headlock in no more than 6 seconds horn is inaudible during combat Saves a fishing boat and everyone on it whilst facing down Knifehead Designed to kill Kaiju designed to sell toys Deafening foghorn announces a god has arrives, creates tsunamis with each blast can't kill a Category 5 Kaiju, even with help from another jaeger Survived re-entry and landing from 50,000 feet unscathed Solo-kills multiple Kaiju needs way too many toppings on its ice cream Heroic sacrifice to nuke another dimension and close the Breach dies from falling on a Kaiju Can fight hurricanes 60% of on-screen Kaiju kills are done literally single-handedly Can win harmcolossa harmO7.tumblr.com

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The Virgin Anubis vs. The Chad Hellhound

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The Nerevirgin Vs. CHADBORN

Nerevirain first quest is literally to file his documents can't even f------ sprint WILL EVENTUALLY DIE AND BE SENT TO PARADISE thinks he can kill a god, how can he kill a god? what a grand and FIRST QUEST IS TO DESTROY WHOEVER IS IN THE KEEP only uses weapons he happens to be a bit good at RUNS LIKE A SUGAR-HIGH HORSE PUNCHES BEGGARS FOR FUN, GIVES THEM A SEPTIM AFTERWARDS teleports away like a p---- has to use wraithquard to wield keening DEFEATED A GOD SO HARD THE GOD LET HIM INTO A PLACE ONLY FOR THE DEAD TWO-HANDED 100, USES FISTS ANYWAY only a few console commands CONSOLE COMMANDS UP THE ASS cursed with immortality loses to a f------ beggar WIELDS KEENING BARE-HANDED BECAUSE HE CAN USES MIGHTY SKYRIM HORSES AS TRANSPORT LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKEA main transportation is a aiant tick HIDEOUS CHARACTER face cut off so he can be anyone, only has LITERALLY KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE KEEPS ON STEALING SOULS FROM HIMSELF S A POWERFUL NORD a few face options anyway is a dark elf HAS A SHOUT TO MAKE BITCHES WET BUYS HOUSES TO POWER THE ECONOMY gets free houses because everyone feels bad for him WENT TO HEAVEN JUST TO KILL SOME GUY WHO SPOILED HIS EXECUTION WOMEN WANT TO MARRY HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DELIVERED A RING didn't even help in the oblivion crisis written by michael kirkbride Imao TODD HOWARD HIMSELF DREAMED THIS CHARACTER INTO EXISTANCE
Nerevirain first quest is literally to file his documents can't even f------ sprint WILL EVENTUALLY DIE AND BE SENT TO PARADISE thinks he can kill a god, how can he kill a god? what a grand and FIRST QUEST IS TO DESTROY WHOEVER IS IN THE KEEP only uses weapons he happens to be a bit good at RUNS LIKE A SUGAR-HIGH HORSE PUNCHES BEGGARS FOR FUN, GIVES THEM A SEPTIM AFTERWARDS teleports away like a p---- has to use wraithquard to wield keening DEFEATED A GOD SO HARD THE GOD LET HIM INTO A PLACE ONLY FOR THE DEAD TWO-HANDED 100, USES FISTS ANYWAY only a few console commands CONSOLE COMMANDS UP THE ASS cursed with immortality loses to a f------ beggar WIELDS KEENING BARE-HANDED BECAUSE HE CAN USES MIGHTY SKYRIM HORSES AS TRANSPORT LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKEA main transportation is a aiant tick HIDEOUS CHARACTER face cut off so he can be anyone, only has LITERALLY KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE KEEPS ON STEALING SOULS FROM HIMSELF S A POWERFUL NORD a few face options anyway is a dark elf HAS A SHOUT TO MAKE BITCHES WET BUYS HOUSES TO POWER THE ECONOMY gets free houses because everyone feels bad for him WENT TO HEAVEN JUST TO KILL SOME GUY WHO SPOILED HIS EXECUTION WOMEN WANT TO MARRY HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DELIVERED A RING didn't even help in the oblivion crisis written by michael kirkbride Imao TODD HOWARD HIMSELF DREAMED THIS CHARACTER INTO EXISTANCE

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The virgin Drake vs. the chad Pusha T

The Chad Pusha T The Virain Drake Caucasian hair constant source of insecurity Has had cornrows since 2002 showing off glorious African heritage YUEGH Raps about selling coke so well doesn't have to rap about anything else Known user of blackface Music is relatable and borina - nothing about selling coke Has ahostwriters, claims he's helping them Values the sanctity of marriage Is not Jack Frost with that Blast Off Is L Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard Real name 'Aubrey Has moved countless kilos of coke Bad father Upset Bravely calls out Birdman for impoverishing Wayne Actually started from the bottom Uses neglected child to sell s----- adidas shoes
The Chad Pusha T The Virain Drake Caucasian hair constant source of insecurity Has had cornrows since 2002 showing off glorious African heritage YUEGH Raps about selling coke so well doesn't have to rap about anything else Known user of blackface Music is relatable and borina - nothing about selling coke Has ahostwriters, claims he's helping them Values the sanctity of marriage Is not Jack Frost with that Blast Off Is L Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard Real name 'Aubrey Has moved countless kilos of coke Bad father Upset Bravely calls out Birdman for impoverishing Wayne Actually started from the bottom Uses neglected child to sell s----- adidas shoes

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The Virgin Mickey VS The Chad Oswald

Big adorable bunny ears that have multiple uses from flying to grabbing things to being used as clubs for combat THE VIRGIN MICKEY THE CHAD OSWALD Hangs out with Donald and Goofy to make himself feel smarter Big gross mouse ears that look like circles that someone stepped on that serve no purpose other than to sell hats Built his own Donald and Goofy out of scrap metal because he's a genius Built his brother Mickey a house in the Wasteland (in case he was ever forgotten and stuck there too) despite being angry and jealous of him at the time Remembers everyone's names in the wasteland because he wants to remind them that some one still cares Literally looked at his brother Oswald in disgust and then literally threw him in the garbage despite everything they went through together Beat the crap out of a bear with his bare hands and made a snazzy coat from its fur before the BEAR ran away like a bitch Doesn't remember his old friends in the wasteland because he's too cool for them Has a magic paint brush that he stole without permission which doesn't do s--- to robots Threw away his gun when facing a bear because he was too afraid to shoot it before running away like a bitch Has a sweet remote that he made himself which was upgraded by the Gremlins to be even better. Literally uses it to show robots whose boss by hacking them Spanks his wiener; it bites his finger because it doesn't respect him Trashed the wasteland by spilling paint thinner on it like an idiot. Runs away opposed to cleaning it up like a coward so he didn't get in trouble like a child instead of taking responsibility like an adult. Spent years cleaning up Mickey's mess and fighting a giant evil blot monster who could actually melt him to death Was willing to sacrifice himself to take it down once and for all for the good of his family and everyone else who lives in the wasteland. Spanks his wiener; it immediately learns its lesson and knows its place Has been with the same girl for 90+ years, still hasn't had kids, and has nightmares about ever being a dad Had 420 kids with his girlfriend, and loves and spends time with everyone of them, and can tell them all apart despite them being identical. Got famous for using Oswald's old gags and beat an already defeated Pete because he's a talentless hack Did a LOT of Mickey's old gags first and was defeating Pete before it was cool (Despite not getting any credit) Wears big yellow ugly clown shoes to protect his tiny delicate feet Runs around barefoot on large glorious rabbit feet that grant him good luck
Big adorable bunny ears that have multiple uses from flying to grabbing things to being used as clubs for combat THE VIRGIN MICKEY THE CHAD OSWALD Hangs out with Donald and Goofy to make himself feel smarter Big gross mouse ears that look like circles that someone stepped on that serve no purpose other than to sell hats Built his own Donald and Goofy out of scrap metal because he's a genius Built his brother Mickey a house in the Wasteland (in case he was ever forgotten and stuck there too) despite being angry and jealous of him at the time Remembers everyone's names in the wasteland because he wants to remind them that some one still cares Literally looked at his brother Oswald in disgust and then literally threw him in the garbage despite everything they went through together Beat the crap out of a bear with his bare hands and made a snazzy coat from its fur before the BEAR ran away like a bitch Doesn't remember his old friends in the wasteland because he's too cool for them Has a magic paint brush that he stole without permission which doesn't do s--- to robots Threw away his gun when facing a bear because he was too afraid to shoot it before running away like a bitch Has a sweet remote that he made himself which was upgraded by the Gremlins to be even better. Literally uses it to show robots whose boss by hacking them Spanks his wiener; it bites his finger because it doesn't respect him Trashed the wasteland by spilling paint thinner on it like an idiot. Runs away opposed to cleaning it up like a coward so he didn't get in trouble like a child instead of taking responsibility like an adult. Spent years cleaning up Mickey's mess and fighting a giant evil blot monster who could actually melt him to death Was willing to sacrifice himself to take it down once and for all for the good of his family and everyone else who lives in the wasteland. Spanks his wiener; it immediately learns its lesson and knows its place Has been with the same girl for 90+ years, still hasn't had kids, and has nightmares about ever being a dad Had 420 kids with his girlfriend, and loves and spends time with everyone of them, and can tell them all apart despite them being identical. Got famous for using Oswald's old gags and beat an already defeated Pete because he's a talentless hack Did a LOT of Mickey's old gags first and was defeating Pete before it was cool (Despite not getting any credit) Wears big yellow ugly clown shoes to protect his tiny delicate feet Runs around barefoot on large glorious rabbit feet that grant him good luck

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Dobson Versus Webcomic Artist

The Virgin Inflatobear The Chad Webcomic Artist Makes up for lack of artistic experience with stellar storytelling Is a manga artist for fun Years of stagnation in art skills Dismisses all criticism as haters Has a million and one excuses for his failures and refusal to improve Gets TWO adaptations thanks to the strength of his writing Dismisses more successful artists as "not trying" just because they started at a lower skill level than he's at now Continues to improve his art even though art is obviously not his greatest strength Has to play yes man to ideological cliques for relevance like a parasite
The Virgin Inflatobear The Chad Webcomic Artist Makes up for lack of artistic experience with stellar storytelling Is a manga artist for fun Years of stagnation in art skills Dismisses all criticism as haters Has a million and one excuses for his failures and refusal to improve Gets TWO adaptations thanks to the strength of his writing Dismisses more successful artists as "not trying" just because they started at a lower skill level than he's at now Continues to improve his art even though art is obviously not his greatest strength Has to play yes man to ideological cliques for relevance like a parasite

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Virginnet vs. Chadlossus

VIRGINNET VS. CHADLOSUSS Constantly has to build army of edgy skeleton robots to fight the resistance Stopped a sabataging scheme by blowing up a couple missiles that scientists tried to disable, showing off it's amazing brainpower Builds time machine in a last jest to turn the tides of war as the resistance kicks it's sorry @$$ Constantly moving the goalpost, causing "Judgement Day" on August 4, 1997, July 25, 2004 and 2017 to go postal, meanwhile the official date of the war of the Machines keeps getting closer with less time to realistically make it's robot army Kills most of humanity and starts the war to be a "Safegaurd for the world" which means "Wah! Wah! I don't wanna be turned off!" Whiny Bltch Only kills a few thousand people to assert dominance, don't need to cause a nuclear holocaust over it. Spy robots all have obvious Austrain accent, pure luck that people don't notice that when in disguise, plus they almost always look like the same muscleman with said accent. Only needs laser-equipped cameras and a few nuclear missiles to take over the world in a short amount of time, no robots needed to keep mankind obedient. Spying around ain't gonna work on it. Has homes in Lovely Rocky Mountains and Isle of Wright, properly decorated in Can't protect itself from a hacked Terminator and Sarah Connor in it's developer's building in the 5th movie, not even a converted cyborg John Connor can't stop them the movie SKJNET Has classic robot-monotone voice Lives in crappy Cheyenne Mountains in some pyramid Has to use Matt Smith as avatar since it's first one was Uuuuuuuuuugly! Has philosophy of Freedom is an Illusion CY BERDYNE S YSTEM S Manages to make the world better as it bans war and enhances technology Most likely has no plan after the war if it won
VIRGINNET VS. CHADLOSUSS Constantly has to build army of edgy skeleton robots to fight the resistance Stopped a sabataging scheme by blowing up a couple missiles that scientists tried to disable, showing off it's amazing brainpower Builds time machine in a last jest to turn the tides of war as the resistance kicks it's sorry @$$ Constantly moving the goalpost, causing "Judgement Day" on August 4, 1997, July 25, 2004 and 2017 to go postal, meanwhile the official date of the war of the Machines keeps getting closer with less time to realistically make it's robot army Kills most of humanity and starts the war to be a "Safegaurd for the world" which means "Wah! Wah! I don't wanna be turned off!" Whiny Bltch Only kills a few thousand people to assert dominance, don't need to cause a nuclear holocaust over it. Spy robots all have obvious Austrain accent, pure luck that people don't notice that when in disguise, plus they almost always look like the same muscleman with said accent. Only needs laser-equipped cameras and a few nuclear missiles to take over the world in a short amount of time, no robots needed to keep mankind obedient. Spying around ain't gonna work on it. Has homes in Lovely Rocky Mountains and Isle of Wright, properly decorated in Can't protect itself from a hacked Terminator and Sarah Connor in it's developer's building in the 5th movie, not even a converted cyborg John Connor can't stop them the movie SKJNET Has classic robot-monotone voice Lives in crappy Cheyenne Mountains in some pyramid Has to use Matt Smith as avatar since it's first one was Uuuuuuuuuugly! Has philosophy of Freedom is an Illusion CY BERDYNE S YSTEM S Manages to make the world better as it bans war and enhances technology Most likely has no plan after the war if it won

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The Virgindorf vs. The Chadondorf (please be gentle, it's my first time doing this kind of meme)

THE VIRGINDORF THE CHADONDORF Only uses the sword in a victory animation as if teasing us with what could've been a more unique moveset Design much more true to the original now more noticeable in glorious HD Actually uses the sword Became much MUCH less of a clone compared to Brawl and SSB4, now possessing a moveset that is original in its majority Has always been a Captain Falcon clone, ironically the only clone who is based off a completely unrelated character. 0 Has boring, bland beige cape from Spaceworld 2000 Used the less visually-appealing Twilight Princess design for two games in a row Has the splendid and regal red cape from Ocarina of Time, which is more appealing to the eye and gives him some more colour
THE VIRGINDORF THE CHADONDORF Only uses the sword in a victory animation as if teasing us with what could've been a more unique moveset Design much more true to the original now more noticeable in glorious HD Actually uses the sword Became much MUCH less of a clone compared to Brawl and SSB4, now possessing a moveset that is original in its majority Has always been a Captain Falcon clone, ironically the only clone who is based off a completely unrelated character. 0 Has boring, bland beige cape from Spaceworld 2000 Used the less visually-appealing Twilight Princess design for two games in a row Has the splendid and regal red cape from Ocarina of Time, which is more appealing to the eye and gives him some more colour

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The Virgin Spin-Off, the Chad Antagonist

THE CHAD ANTAGONIST Design changes every game; the opportunity to create him excites & inspires game developers Massive size is endearing still not too large to run out of positive descriptors Has lifelong fans, is a staple character in a major flagship franchise Characterized as a violent murderer and enemy to all mankind, does not f--- around Doesn't need to say a word to inspire fear & respect Is the leader of a crew of space alien pirates who love him so much the resurrect him if he dies no matter how expensive Chiseled features distinguish him as the first and most important resident of the planet Zebes Unwavering glare inspires fear in the hearts of even seasoned bounty hunters The Virgin Spin-Off Voice actor is Godzilla Blatantly derivative design that hasn't changed in over a decade This tail has killed more humans than the Soviet regime Contrarian "fans" scramble for evidence he has a personality Receives no respect from anyone, not even his one "friend" Started as hard-to-kill lieutenant, proved so memorable that he is now the primary antagonist of his games Characterized as a snivelling whiny coward who never wins People have been demanding he join Smash Bros. for seventeen years; this was cited as the #1 reason he's now in Attempts to look cool or develop come off as u foolish Prominent eyebags; stressed from realizing he's worthless Support for his inclusion into Smash started about a week ago, as a joke Has defeated his sworn enemy numerous times If he loses he never gives up, never stays down Moveset for Smash was taken from a character bible crafted by fans and hand-delivered to Sakurai himself Proposed moveset for Smash is related to sports spin-offs; literally anyone could use it Scrawny lanklet, design is so bad that even his ugly friend looks better just in comparison Ancient physique is natty as f---, can easily carry around someone in a full suit of armor Favors a shade of purple your grandma would wear Attempts to look cool result in him murdering Super Mario Even his voice actor doesn't like him Can't even be classified as a villain; can't be classified as anything, really Can be any color he wants, from devilish orange-red to purple (the color you'll turn as he strangles you) Exists only in noncanon sports titles
THE CHAD ANTAGONIST Design changes every game; the opportunity to create him excites & inspires game developers Massive size is endearing still not too large to run out of positive descriptors Has lifelong fans, is a staple character in a major flagship franchise Characterized as a violent murderer and enemy to all mankind, does not f--- around Doesn't need to say a word to inspire fear & respect Is the leader of a crew of space alien pirates who love him so much the resurrect him if he dies no matter how expensive Chiseled features distinguish him as the first and most important resident of the planet Zebes Unwavering glare inspires fear in the hearts of even seasoned bounty hunters The Virgin Spin-Off Voice actor is Godzilla Blatantly derivative design that hasn't changed in over a decade This tail has killed more humans than the Soviet regime Contrarian "fans" scramble for evidence he has a personality Receives no respect from anyone, not even his one "friend" Started as hard-to-kill lieutenant, proved so memorable that he is now the primary antagonist of his games Characterized as a snivelling whiny coward who never wins People have been demanding he join Smash Bros. for seventeen years; this was cited as the #1 reason he's now in Attempts to look cool or develop come off as u foolish Prominent eyebags; stressed from realizing he's worthless Support for his inclusion into Smash started about a week ago, as a joke Has defeated his sworn enemy numerous times If he loses he never gives up, never stays down Moveset for Smash was taken from a character bible crafted by fans and hand-delivered to Sakurai himself Proposed moveset for Smash is related to sports spin-offs; literally anyone could use it Scrawny lanklet, design is so bad that even his ugly friend looks better just in comparison Ancient physique is natty as f---, can easily carry around someone in a full suit of armor Favors a shade of purple your grandma would wear Attempts to look cool result in him murdering Super Mario Even his voice actor doesn't like him Can't even be classified as a villain; can't be classified as anything, really Can be any color he wants, from devilish orange-red to purple (the color you'll turn as he strangles you) Exists only in noncanon sports titles

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The Virgin Euromemer VS Chad 'Murrican Creator

The Chad Content Creator Turns an OC from a webcomic artist into a Nazi for fun Has legalized memes 4 ,9 The upload filter found this content to be in violation of EU copyright laws Able to spread his views through succesful optics His country's laws aren't at the mercy of undemocratic superstates Please check Article 13 for more information. Gets followers and support through his use of memes Famous Vaporwave artist thanks to slowing down people's music Probably on some SPLC list for his memes but doesn't give a f---
The Chad Content Creator Turns an OC from a webcomic artist into a Nazi for fun Has legalized memes 4 ,9 The upload filter found this content to be in violation of EU copyright laws Able to spread his views through succesful optics His country's laws aren't at the mercy of undemocratic superstates Please check Article 13 for more information. Gets followers and support through his use of memes Famous Vaporwave artist thanks to slowing down people's music Probably on some SPLC list for his memes but doesn't give a f---

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Virgin Vape VS the CHAD CLOUD MASTER

Virgin Vape CHAD CLOUD MASTER Blows massive clouds at all Neutral coloured vape to distance himself from "obnoxious vapers" times, makes sure to trap people in his clouds Tries to be as discrete as possible to avoid being confronted Lime and red camo vape skin Vapes pure nicotine extract. His heart is a solid lump Has researched his device extensively using online forums Goes outside to vape Completely unregulated device hooks up to massive external battery for maximum wattage far beyond safety recommendations VAPE KING Blows clouds into babies faces Juice doesn't even have any nicotine, pretends he likes "the flavour" Constantly walks quickly while vaping to avoid causing a cloud buildup Thigh is constantly sizzling due to repeatedly exploding vape batteries - doesn't care If he sees a mom walking by with a child, he'll stop vaping Very careful about safetv. Made sure to read about how and why vape batteries explode Always vapes indoors
Virgin Vape CHAD CLOUD MASTER Blows massive clouds at all Neutral coloured vape to distance himself from "obnoxious vapers" times, makes sure to trap people in his clouds Tries to be as discrete as possible to avoid being confronted Lime and red camo vape skin Vapes pure nicotine extract. His heart is a solid lump Has researched his device extensively using online forums Goes outside to vape Completely unregulated device hooks up to massive external battery for maximum wattage far beyond safety recommendations VAPE KING Blows clouds into babies faces Juice doesn't even have any nicotine, pretends he likes "the flavour" Constantly walks quickly while vaping to avoid causing a cloud buildup Thigh is constantly sizzling due to repeatedly exploding vape batteries - doesn't care If he sees a mom walking by with a child, he'll stop vaping Very careful about safetv. Made sure to read about how and why vape batteries explode Always vapes indoors

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Virgin Greek VS The Chad Illyrian

Virgin Greek CHAD ILLYRIAN Fights as part of a big homosexual cluster of men, too afraid to take on foes by him- Masculine helmet Gay d--- shaped helmet Elliptical shield like a modern warrior Armour literally made of pressed fabric (lol) Primitive round shield Short spear for up-close and personal chit-chat with enemy warriors His muscles bulge through his śtrong metal armour and giveit a muscular shape Very long spear to avoid social interaction with enemy warriors Racially ambiguous, likely a persian r--- baby Both shins are important and are armoured Stupid sandals because the pebbels hurt his feet Could only afford 1 shinguard wears it on his "foward" leg
Virgin Greek CHAD ILLYRIAN Fights as part of a big homosexual cluster of men, too afraid to take on foes by him- Masculine helmet Gay d--- shaped helmet Elliptical shield like a modern warrior Armour literally made of pressed fabric (lol) Primitive round shield Short spear for up-close and personal chit-chat with enemy warriors His muscles bulge through his śtrong metal armour and giveit a muscular shape Very long spear to avoid social interaction with enemy warriors Racially ambiguous, likely a persian r--- baby Both shins are important and are armoured Stupid sandals because the pebbels hurt his feet Could only afford 1 shinguard wears it on his "foward" leg

Virgin vs. Chad
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