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Virgin Zoro vs. Chad Sanji

The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled

The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled

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Baseball Watcher

Shown on kiss cam next to another dude Pounds beers all game, doesn't feel anything Baseball Game Edition Person behind him cant see Manually keeps score of the game Alternates between texting the manager and Stacy Nervously fidgets baseball glove on and off Catches at least one foul ball per game (barehanded) Checks fantasy baseball on his phone every five minutes. No emails or texts received. Once glared at Matt Holliday for five seconds, causing him to Norwood on the spot Slouched in his seat Heart starts pounding if a foul ball comes remotely close Can see and hear everything due to heightened senses Throw peanut shells everywhere Heckled by players on both teams

Shown on kiss cam next to another dude Pounds beers all game, doesn't feel anything Baseball Game Edition Person behind him cant see Manually keeps score of the game Alternates between texting the manager and Stacy Nervously fidgets baseball glove on and off Catches at least one foul ball per game (barehanded) Checks fantasy baseball on his phone every five minutes. No emails or texts received. Once glared at Matt Holliday for five seconds, causing him to Norwood on the spot Slouched in his seat Heart starts pounding if a foul ball comes remotely close Can see and hear everything due to heightened senses Throw peanut shells everywhere Heckled by players on both teams

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A Friend That Plays Syndra A Lot Told Me Zac Was Unbearable So I Did This by Raghnell

The virgin Syndra player The chad zac player Cunning gaze remind of how Zac players can be smart and scheming when it comes to cuck people This useless ornament looks like an elf or animal hear, probably to hook some dorks who are sexually attracted by this Guys with hear like this have a 175% chance of stealing your girl Leader's spark Zac players are alpha males, born to lead weak beta males like Syndra players This nice coloured tip will met more kittens than all the Syndra playerbase Go to gym, have sick arms needed to manly use spells by smashing the keyboard Syndra players love virtual cleavage, a common feature for eternal cucks Syndra players like this champion because she allow them to see more naked skin that they will never see in real life Always crying on threads about getting crushed by chad tanks These thick arms allow zac to jump over walls to grab your girl, mother or sister behind your back DO IT FOR THE Touch themself about how they outplayed someone by lauching geisha balls at them Some of the most devoted Syndra players bought geisha beads to reproduce their main champions's behavior OLY S YOU GOT B They are known to fantasize about how Syndra would get horny and finger herself when they are controlling her ingame Wonderful abs. No wonder how they can lift even Syndra main's mother But is she was a real person she would probably throw them away like all the girls they have met so far Zac players are playful like their main they can entertain ladies for hours with jokes and goo Some of the dirtiest Syndra players jerk themself on these feets Zac players train a lot and flex both ingame and IRL They are used to flex with e-girls most of the time (both ingame and IRL, too) While they may be excited about controlling her, they sometimes enjoy the dominant apparence and attitude of Syndra, because they are submissive beta males IRL

The virgin Syndra player The chad zac player Cunning gaze remind of how Zac players can be smart and scheming when it comes to cuck people This useless ornament looks like an elf or animal hear, probably to hook some dorks who are sexually attracted by this Guys with hear like this have a 175% chance of stealing your girl Leader's spark Zac players are alpha males, born to lead weak beta males like Syndra players This nice coloured tip will met more kittens than all the Syndra playerbase Go to gym, have sick arms needed to manly use spells by smashing the keyboard Syndra players love virtual cleavage, a common feature for eternal cucks Syndra players like this champion because she allow them to see more naked skin that they will never see in real life Always crying on threads about getting crushed by chad tanks These thick arms allow zac to jump over walls to grab your girl, mother or sister behind your back DO IT FOR THE Touch themself about how they outplayed someone by lauching geisha balls at them Some of the most devoted Syndra players bought geisha beads to reproduce their main champions's behavior OLY S YOU GOT B They are known to fantasize about how Syndra would get horny and finger herself when they are controlling her ingame Wonderful abs. No wonder how they can lift even Syndra main's mother But is she was a real person she would probably throw them away like all the girls they have met so far Zac players are playful like their main they can entertain ladies for hours with jokes and goo Some of the dirtiest Syndra players jerk themself on these feets Zac players train a lot and flex both ingame and IRL They are used to flex with e-girls most of the time (both ingame and IRL, too) While they may be excited about controlling her, they sometimes enjoy the dominant apparence and attitude of Syndra, because they are submissive beta males IRL

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CHADNITE by _Slayton_

FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire

FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire

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I turned myself into a cucumber, Morty! by koweja

Virain Pickle Rick w bo smat cngeryTHE CHAD LARRY The Virgin Pickle RICk Teta cucs folowers Has a horde of TFW too smart THE CUCUMBER Encourages his grandson to be degenerate Loves God Pickled himself because he's a raging alcoholic Goes on many adventures Loves Jesus OLoves singing silly songs Loves his friends- Doesn't believe in anything Has literally committed genocide and enslaved entire races Loves his lips Plays the guitar and tuba despite not having hands Hates everyone Always encouraging health, with his fellow vegetables Self-serving Hates the God he doesn't even believe in lonely Always seeking out Has a water buffalo depressed and carnal the hairbrush he doesn't even need "Nothing *burrp* nothing matters Morty Wubalubbadubdub Inspires millions to eat junk processed food substances Also a superhero Is a pirate who doesn't do anything Family friendly, and genuine Forced normie meme written by feminists God made you special, and loves you very much"

Virain Pickle Rick w bo smat cngeryTHE CHAD LARRY The Virgin Pickle RICk Teta cucs folowers Has a horde of TFW too smart THE CUCUMBER Encourages his grandson to be degenerate Loves God Pickled himself because he's a raging alcoholic Goes on many adventures Loves Jesus OLoves singing silly songs Loves his friends- Doesn't believe in anything Has literally committed genocide and enslaved entire races Loves his lips Plays the guitar and tuba despite not having hands Hates everyone Always encouraging health, with his fellow vegetables Self-serving Hates the God he doesn't even believe in lonely Always seeking out Has a water buffalo depressed and carnal the hairbrush he doesn't even need "Nothing *burrp* nothing matters Morty Wubalubbadubdub Inspires millions to eat junk processed food substances Also a superhero Is a pirate who doesn't do anything Family friendly, and genuine Forced normie meme written by feminists God made you special, and loves you very much"

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Virgin Globe Earther vs Chad Flat Earther by jamesmit

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r/Virgin vs /chad/ by by arcticwolffox

THE VIRGIN REDDIT f proxies make him completely anonymous Reliable anonymous moderation instead Bland, grayish color scheme Aof powertripping and aV egos Slouched back so powertripping mods don't notice and ban him No ima Karma system incentivizing bland content and pandering Cried for an hour because someone insulted him online Thinks he's a nerd because he watches Rick and Morty and TBBT Started Occupy AND the Alt-Right Only posts OC Still posts image macros unironically Accidentally doxxed himself Actually knows how the internet works Too jaded to feel bad about anything

THE VIRGIN REDDIT f proxies make him completely anonymous Reliable anonymous moderation instead Bland, grayish color scheme Aof powertripping and aV egos Slouched back so powertripping mods don't notice and ban him No ima Karma system incentivizing bland content and pandering Cried for an hour because someone insulted him online Thinks he's a nerd because he watches Rick and Morty and TBBT Started Occupy AND the Alt-Right Only posts OC Still posts image macros unironically Accidentally doxxed himself Actually knows how the internet works Too jaded to feel bad about anything

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Virgin Elves vs. Chad Dwarves by starkillerrx

Virgin ohjes ViS perfectly normal Ridiculous pointy ears round ears drinks mead commie scum fago facedCHAD DUARVIS loves gold like a good capitalist aggot drinks herbal tea manly beard tree hugging hippies shoots arrows from a distance like a coward destroys whole mountains without giving a f--- about the environment uses axe for maximum bloodshed breeds with humans iving birth to alf-elf degenerates lives in the woods, among llowers understands the importance of racial purity lives in the underdark, among dragons and beholders and squirrels

Virgin ohjes ViS perfectly normal Ridiculous pointy ears round ears drinks mead commie scum fago facedCHAD DUARVIS loves gold like a good capitalist aggot drinks herbal tea manly beard tree hugging hippies shoots arrows from a distance like a coward destroys whole mountains without giving a f--- about the environment uses axe for maximum bloodshed breeds with humans iving birth to alf-elf degenerates lives in the woods, among llowers understands the importance of racial purity lives in the underdark, among dragons and beholders and squirrels

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The Chad World War by Hynox

Greasy hair no head protection. Clad in steel helmet protects from shrapnel e Virgin 2077 Great War The Chad 1914 Great Backed by unprecedented industry, No industry and Lacks tools to shave, needs glasses to boost perception. Shaves every day perfect vision. Uses greatest handgun ever made Was never issued a long arm, has to Issued a 1917 Enfield with fixable bayonet, loots only to take war trophles. scavenge Proudly displays his military status. War ended almost instantly. Couldn't win. No rank or authority merely a civilan. War lasted 4 arduous years concluded in Entente victory Can't even take the fight to the red Chinese anymore Can barely see through gas mask while fighting through brutal trench raid, still hits every shot Uses VATS to autoaim for him, Kills Huns every single day still misses frequently Uses flimsy Pipe Revolver found in a sewer tunnel. Uses stupid arm computer to micromanage for him. First enemy encounter was a German flametrooper Only needs common pre-digital utlities to battle the German Empire Found a rusty stun baton while meandering around the vault. Can't even kill raiders with it First enemy Carries a 1918 mass-produced trench knife to plunge into Hun throats. was a radroach. Runs around with Medieval LARPers and various tribal cuits, Fights large bugs and green people Fights proudly alongside the British Royal Marines and the French Blue Devils. Locked in battie against the most powerful nation in the world. Runs out of stamina after several seconds of sprinting. Runs from Deathclaws. Can charge ahead for miles, fears only defeat

Greasy hair no head protection. Clad in steel helmet protects from shrapnel e Virgin 2077 Great War The Chad 1914 Great Backed by unprecedented industry, No industry and Lacks tools to shave, needs glasses to boost perception. Shaves every day perfect vision. Uses greatest handgun ever made Was never issued a long arm, has to Issued a 1917 Enfield with fixable bayonet, loots only to take war trophles. scavenge Proudly displays his military status. War ended almost instantly. Couldn't win. No rank or authority merely a civilan. War lasted 4 arduous years concluded in Entente victory Can't even take the fight to the red Chinese anymore Can barely see through gas mask while fighting through brutal trench raid, still hits every shot Uses VATS to autoaim for him, Kills Huns every single day still misses frequently Uses flimsy Pipe Revolver found in a sewer tunnel. Uses stupid arm computer to micromanage for him. First enemy encounter was a German flametrooper Only needs common pre-digital utlities to battle the German Empire Found a rusty stun baton while meandering around the vault. Can't even kill raiders with it First enemy Carries a 1918 mass-produced trench knife to plunge into Hun throats. was a radroach. Runs around with Medieval LARPers and various tribal cuits, Fights large bugs and green people Fights proudly alongside the British Royal Marines and the French Blue Devils. Locked in battie against the most powerful nation in the world. Runs out of stamina after several seconds of sprinting. Runs from Deathclaws. Can charge ahead for miles, fears only defeat

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The Virgin UKIPer vs The Chad British Fascist

The Virgin UKIPer The Chad British Fascist Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human histo Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a p---------; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him ry air Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his movement Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him course Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Great War Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the aughS Is funded by Jews Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and Shows off fine physique in skin-tightyet stylish clothing Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique parading non-white members in front of the cameras Is a LITERAL FROG II Is a LITERAL knight Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested No f---- given: continues campaigning after the war regardless Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Labour after his failed election Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding

The Virgin UKIPer The Chad British Fascist Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human histo Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a p---------; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him ry air Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his movement Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him course Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Great War Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the aughS Is funded by Jews Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and Shows off fine physique in skin-tightyet stylish clothing Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique parading non-white members in front of the cameras Is a LITERAL FROG II Is a LITERAL knight Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested No f---- given: continues campaigning after the war regardless Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Labour after his failed election Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding

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Virgin 3 Dog vs Chad Mr New Vegas

Chad Mr. NEW VEGA S virgin dog No can do-rag Can pull off a fedora Charisma 7 So much charisma that Vit-o-matic Vigor Testers burst into flames on a good Radio station only lasts 5 years before technical difficulties day Radio station has been on the air for over 200 years without any interruptions girls tolerate his existence because it's their job REEEEEEES at any news he doesn't like Tells the news fair and objectively Butchered Pete ladies throw themselves at him Big Iron

Chad Mr. NEW VEGA S virgin dog No can do-rag Can pull off a fedora Charisma 7 So much charisma that Vit-o-matic Vigor Testers burst into flames on a good Radio station only lasts 5 years before technical difficulties day Radio station has been on the air for over 200 years without any interruptions girls tolerate his existence because it's their job REEEEEEES at any news he doesn't like Tells the news fair and objectively Butchered Pete ladies throw themselves at him Big Iron

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Palastine vs Rome

"The Virgin Palatani" "The Chad Legionnaire o Proud and erect Galea Helmet as flaccid as his century Efeminite Germanic Glorious Roman Pure Latin blood features Translates to No Phallus Gladius worthy of a false god f Mars Scutum to honor e god Jupiter Drab, depressing color pallet Armor, segmented bke the social structure Sword fit for a savabe Wears pants because breeze Genitals property Shoes, like a filthy Gaul Footwear od a more civilized age

"The Virgin Palatani" "The Chad Legionnaire o Proud and erect Galea Helmet as flaccid as his century Efeminite Germanic Glorious Roman Pure Latin blood features Translates to No Phallus Gladius worthy of a false god f Mars Scutum to honor e god Jupiter Drab, depressing color pallet Armor, segmented bke the social structure Sword fit for a savabe Wears pants because breeze Genitals property Shoes, like a filthy Gaul Footwear od a more civilized age

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pirate vs commander by Anonymous No.162527901

The Virgin Pirate The Chad Commander smelly straw hat gives the appearance of a vietnamese farmer makes unwavering eye contact, not even looking away to dodge scarf gives a mysterious and cool appearance doesn't maintain eye contact a manlet, often compared to a monkey tall and handsome trained by the Dark King but his hakı is mediocre at best devil fruit that makes Mr. Fantasic look good in comparison haki can see as far as the girls bathroom is luffy but better 0 0 wears rags found in the trash can acts on the spur of the moment, often makes bad decisions exibits child-like behaviours that are facilitated by the people around him his actions mirror the perfect solution to every problem overly convoluted and expensive fashion sense for confusing enemies wears 16 unnecessary belts for comfort and aesthetics bounty is a mere 500 million bounty is an impressive one billion compulsively feels the need to run awav literally the only useful member in his family is a nuisance who can't fight his own battles

The Virgin Pirate The Chad Commander smelly straw hat gives the appearance of a vietnamese farmer makes unwavering eye contact, not even looking away to dodge scarf gives a mysterious and cool appearance doesn't maintain eye contact a manlet, often compared to a monkey tall and handsome trained by the Dark King but his hakı is mediocre at best devil fruit that makes Mr. Fantasic look good in comparison haki can see as far as the girls bathroom is luffy but better 0 0 wears rags found in the trash can acts on the spur of the moment, often makes bad decisions exibits child-like behaviours that are facilitated by the people around him his actions mirror the perfect solution to every problem overly convoluted and expensive fashion sense for confusing enemies wears 16 unnecessary belts for comfort and aesthetics bounty is a mere 500 million bounty is an impressive one billion compulsively feels the need to run awav literally the only useful member in his family is a nuisance who can't fight his own battles

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"It's juice and jam time." - RebelTaxi

The Mysterious Mr. Virgin Chad-Pizza RebelTaxi Gets mad at people who have different opinions than his. Meets people in the cartoon industry andhas them on his podcast Reviews cartoons for the morals. Likes goths. Got a writer harassed on Twitter for making a Spongebob episode. Has a not so creative idea for a cartoon that couldnt work as a series. Makes a cool and unny webcomi Loki IRL that could be a cartoon series on Adult Swinm Helped to raise awareness and find Rude Removal Well researched reviews on animation.

The Mysterious Mr. Virgin Chad-Pizza RebelTaxi Gets mad at people who have different opinions than his. Meets people in the cartoon industry andhas them on his podcast Reviews cartoons for the morals. Likes goths. Got a writer harassed on Twitter for making a Spongebob episode. Has a not so creative idea for a cartoon that couldnt work as a series. Makes a cool and unny webcomi Loki IRL that could be a cartoon series on Adult Swinm Helped to raise awareness and find Rude Removal Well researched reviews on animation.

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Rise of the Virgin Raider v. Chad Raider Underworld

CHAD RAIDER UNDERWORLD RLSE T VIRGIN RADER same lara croft as before but is even better and can cope up within her croft manor team didn't actually need a film adaptation lara croft but portrayed as some generic female protaganist in any media of today. spawned a film reboot that pretty much nobody saw gets emotional but also pretty damn snarky.. ...she doesn't mind easily cries every time "brave strong" writing done correctly generic "brave strong" writing that actually easily gets betrayed uses an arrow for defense doesn't mind cucking out demigods can use any weapon of choice a more generic clone of john rambo and a s------- franchise known as the hunger games a more badass approach to indiana jones, james bond and x-men's logan uncharted but more boring better than uncharted 1 or 2 gets depressed about the death of her father during a shipwreck while being reminded about the death of her mother, still doesn't bother her as much too serious all the time can crack-up one-liners prior to her adventure

CHAD RAIDER UNDERWORLD RLSE T VIRGIN RADER same lara croft as before but is even better and can cope up within her croft manor team didn't actually need a film adaptation lara croft but portrayed as some generic female protaganist in any media of today. spawned a film reboot that pretty much nobody saw gets emotional but also pretty damn snarky.. ...she doesn't mind easily cries every time "brave strong" writing done correctly generic "brave strong" writing that actually easily gets betrayed uses an arrow for defense doesn't mind cucking out demigods can use any weapon of choice a more generic clone of john rambo and a s------- franchise known as the hunger games a more badass approach to indiana jones, james bond and x-men's logan uncharted but more boring better than uncharted 1 or 2 gets depressed about the death of her father during a shipwreck while being reminded about the death of her mother, still doesn't bother her as much too serious all the time can crack-up one-liners prior to her adventure

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Beast vs Gaston

THE VIRGIN BEAST THE CHAD GASTON Has literally never read a book in his life; too busy /<^> Has three hot blonde girlfriends and has gotten so much p---- that he has to challenge himself by going for an autistic bookworm to keep from getting bored Can't sing at all g----------- Has a library like a f------ nerd Only girl he's able to attract is a weird loner virginia Is not a prince, but is essentially the de facto leader of the town anyway based on how badass he is Women fawn over himm and consider themselves lucky to get noticed by him Has to force women to stay with him Has a whole song dedicatec to how awesome he is Nobody even knows who he is despite being a prince Looks like a gay femboy when he turns into a human Has biceps to spare Uses antlers in all of his decorating Servants only associate with him out of fear and obligation; girlfriend only likes him due to Stockholm syndrome

THE VIRGIN BEAST THE CHAD GASTON Has literally never read a book in his life; too busy /<^> Has three hot blonde girlfriends and has gotten so much p---- that he has to challenge himself by going for an autistic bookworm to keep from getting bored Can't sing at all g----------- Has a library like a f------ nerd Only girl he's able to attract is a weird loner virginia Is not a prince, but is essentially the de facto leader of the town anyway based on how badass he is Women fawn over himm and consider themselves lucky to get noticed by him Has to force women to stay with him Has a whole song dedicatec to how awesome he is Nobody even knows who he is despite being a prince Looks like a gay femboy when he turns into a human Has biceps to spare Uses antlers in all of his decorating Servants only associate with him out of fear and obligation; girlfriend only likes him due to Stockholm syndrome

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Pagan vs Knight

the virgin pagan THE CHAD KNIGHT prays for the rosary before battle two-handed sword covers his entire face out of shame and cowardice extremely humble> will be made a noble based on merit alone rides into battle under the banner of the LORD no chin whatsoever jawline as wears some stupid cape intimidating as his blade scribbled some blue lines on his chest to try and look cool prays for his enemies before battle takes great care of his horse tried to cast some spells against his enemies before battle, but still isn't confident he'll see victory lots of chainmail no protection for his body cut down with ease received the eucharist before battle, knows if he dies he'll be saved worships made-up sodomites relies on a shield really short sword goes to confession shield breaks after holding against one single swing wears a SKIRT always sees failure, except against other pagans and villagers understands that shields are for losers very pale, spends most of his time in the hut combat doesn't even really know what happens when he dies many children posture has the shield of the LORD, why would he need an actual useless hunk of metal or wood to protect him? kind of expects to have to fight for eternity or something?

the virgin pagan THE CHAD KNIGHT prays for the rosary before battle two-handed sword covers his entire face out of shame and cowardice extremely humble> will be made a noble based on merit alone rides into battle under the banner of the LORD no chin whatsoever jawline as wears some stupid cape intimidating as his blade scribbled some blue lines on his chest to try and look cool prays for his enemies before battle takes great care of his horse tried to cast some spells against his enemies before battle, but still isn't confident he'll see victory lots of chainmail no protection for his body cut down with ease received the eucharist before battle, knows if he dies he'll be saved worships made-up sodomites relies on a shield really short sword goes to confession shield breaks after holding against one single swing wears a SKIRT always sees failure, except against other pagans and villagers understands that shields are for losers very pale, spends most of his time in the hut combat doesn't even really know what happens when he dies many children posture has the shield of the LORD, why would he need an actual useless hunk of metal or wood to protect him? kind of expects to have to fight for eternity or something?

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THE VIRGIN WITCH HUNTER Rolls Greens after a full loot Nightmare Only uses melee to Scavenge for Repeater Handgun ammo Doesn't know you can block while reviving Better shot than the QoL bots Can defend both wells blindfolded Unlocked "Trials of the Foolhardy" alone Always dies with the Grim Sigmar laughs at his ineptitude Never found a hat and never will Goes for Blues on the Q&C board Agroes Strmvermin patrols for fun Can beat Cousin Okri in a Tavern Braw Walks around everywhere Picks up the second Grim when he's a hit from death holding block up, still Takes the speed potions to better run away from danger gets his ass kicked Uses Whites on Cata so he's actually challenged Can only complete "Black Powder" after wasting 20 barrels Overseen through the End Times by Sigmar himself Uses the warding trinkets to mitigate damage wherever possible Thinks "Man the Ramparts Only uses trinkets that maximize bodycount Only takes the damage potions is efficient for loot farming Cries when the Elf Puts "Safety in Numbers" on his weapons, just pisses Kerillian respects him Krench surrenders through sheer intimidation makes fun of him everyone off Never blocks. It's for p------ Votekicked from his own lobby Never read a lore book page Ruins Damage-Limit contracts for everyone Perfect roll every time Gets consistent 60 FPS on The White Rat Bought Schlusselschloss DLC

THE VIRGIN WITCH HUNTER Rolls Greens after a full loot Nightmare Only uses melee to Scavenge for Repeater Handgun ammo Doesn't know you can block while reviving Better shot than the QoL bots Can defend both wells blindfolded Unlocked "Trials of the Foolhardy" alone Always dies with the Grim Sigmar laughs at his ineptitude Never found a hat and never will Goes for Blues on the Q&C board Agroes Strmvermin patrols for fun Can beat Cousin Okri in a Tavern Braw Walks around everywhere Picks up the second Grim when he's a hit from death holding block up, still Takes the speed potions to better run away from danger gets his ass kicked Uses Whites on Cata so he's actually challenged Can only complete "Black Powder" after wasting 20 barrels Overseen through the End Times by Sigmar himself Uses the warding trinkets to mitigate damage wherever possible Thinks "Man the Ramparts Only uses trinkets that maximize bodycount Only takes the damage potions is efficient for loot farming Cries when the Elf Puts "Safety in Numbers" on his weapons, just pisses Kerillian respects him Krench surrenders through sheer intimidation makes fun of him everyone off Never blocks. It's for p------ Votekicked from his own lobby Never read a lore book page Ruins Damage-Limit contracts for everyone Perfect roll every time Gets consistent 60 FPS on The White Rat Bought Schlusselschloss DLC

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Virgin Waystalker vs Chad Slayer by pocketlint60

THE VIRGIN WAYSTALKER THE CHAD SLAYER s----- dialogue two axes forged fromm nothing but necklaces 4k arm hair cant even Swing a two handed sword what the f--- is blocking drunk blind elf uses the trueflight volley and misses armor is for p------ literally no ranged attack gay ass bark armor gobbles up all the ammo literally smashes rats with his c--- spiked boot to kick the rat ogre in the d---

THE VIRGIN WAYSTALKER THE CHAD SLAYER s----- dialogue two axes forged fromm nothing but necklaces 4k arm hair cant even Swing a two handed sword what the f--- is blocking drunk blind elf uses the trueflight volley and misses armor is for p------ literally no ranged attack gay ass bark armor gobbles up all the ammo literally smashes rats with his c--- spiked boot to kick the rat ogre in the d---

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Virgin vs. Chad

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