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The Virgin UKIPer The Chad British Fascist Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human histo Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a p---------; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him ry air Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his movement Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him course Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Great War Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the aughS Is funded by Jews Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and Shows off fine physique in skin-tightyet stylish clothing Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique parading non-white members in front of the cameras Is a LITERAL FROG II Is a LITERAL knight Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested No f---- given: continues campaigning after the war regardless Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Labour after his failed election Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding

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The Virgin UKIPer vs The Chad British Fascist


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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