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The Virgin Pirate The Chad Commander smelly straw hat gives the appearance of a vietnamese farmer makes unwavering eye contact, not even looking away to dodge scarf gives a mysterious and cool appearance doesn't maintain eye contact a manlet, often compared to a monkey tall and handsome trained by the Dark King but his hakı is mediocre at best devil fruit that makes Mr. Fantasic look good in comparison haki can see as far as the girls bathroom is luffy but better 0 0 wears rags found in the trash can acts on the spur of the moment, often makes bad decisions exibits child-like behaviours that are facilitated by the people around him his actions mirror the perfect solution to every problem overly convoluted and expensive fashion sense for confusing enemies wears 16 unnecessary belts for comfort and aesthetics bounty is a mere 500 million bounty is an impressive one billion compulsively feels the need to run awav literally the only useful member in his family is a nuisance who can't fight his own battles

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Apr 16, 2018 at 08:49PM EDT

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