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THE VIRGIN BEAST THE CHAD GASTON Has literally never read a book in his life; too busy /<^> Has three hot blonde girlfriends and has gotten so much p---- that he has to challenge himself by going for an autistic bookworm to keep from getting bored Can't sing at all g----------- Has a library like a f------ nerd Only girl he's able to attract is a weird loner virginia Is not a prince, but is essentially the de facto leader of the town anyway based on how badass he is Women fawn over himm and consider themselves lucky to get noticed by him Has to force women to stay with him Has a whole song dedicatec to how awesome he is Nobody even knows who he is despite being a prince Looks like a gay femboy when he turns into a human Has biceps to spare Uses antlers in all of his decorating Servants only associate with him out of fear and obligation; girlfriend only likes him due to Stockholm syndrome

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Beast vs Gaston


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Apr 15, 2018 at 11:25PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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