Meet the latest victim of self-stupidity brought to you by The Onion: Jack Warner, one of the fourteen international football officials now facing serious corruption charges, who cited the satirical news site's coverage of the event in his plea video uploaded to Facebook yesterday.

"The Misadventures of Grumpy Cat and Pokey" comes out in the fall of this year from Dynamite Comics. Will you read it, or have you had enough Grumpy?

Dancing Man, a.k.a. Sean O'Brien, became famous worldwide for being made fun of for dancing, but Twitter users banded together to find him and throw him – and some anti-bullying charities – a party in Los Angeles. Sean also had a chance to throw out the first pitch at a Dodgers Game, appear on The Today Show, and meet Monica Lewinsky, who has become an anti-bullying advocate.

A senior University of California student's flute recital show that has been dubbed "the event of the century" by the social media drew more than 55,000 viewers in turnout, with many UK-based fans overseas tuning in via livestream at screening parties on a Saturday night.

We're collecting all the best commencement speeches, from Kanye West's "confusing" address to Michelle Obama's uplifting ones. Plus: Jimmy Buffett?