Why does thing weirdly slap?

Seven years ago today, the earliest known archived posting of this classic aggro copypasta was submitted to 4chan's otaku enthusiast board /jp/, although one user claims to have created the passage several years prior.

Comedian Louis C.K. admits that the sexual assault allegations made against him are true.

A widely-spread fake news article from a prank site briefly had the internet freaking out that Snapchat would be shutdown on November 14th.