A series of images featuring pathetic kidnapping attempts has memers sharing what it would take to kidnap them. No surprise, in most cases, it's free pizza.

The voice-over artist behind Pinky and The Brain and Puss in Boots shows how relaxing biting a dog can be…sort of.

A relatively old exploitable was given new life on /r/dankmemes this week, as memers imagined what truths the Lorax may say.

That is, if we're to believe Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade.