If this youngster successfully sells her little brother to the pet store at a higher price, she can purchase him back for less after they find out how annoying he is. The capitalism is strong with this one!

It's never ok to shame, but kink shaming has turned into a running joke for free speech champions (and those who like running jokes).

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