These green text stories featuring a grown man who lives at his mother's house and obsessively eats chicken tenders have recently taken over 4chan's /r9k/ board.

Prepare yourselves. Freddy and the gang are coming back for round three.

So far, the first heavy snow storm of the year on the U.S. East Coast has been met by mixed opinions online, with many complaining that the actual impact has been far less than forecasted by meteorologists.

This poor guy's friends managed to trap him on a lamp post by crossing his ankles together as he slides down.