As if a reality TV adaptation of Rich Kids of Instagram didn't seem superfluous enough, the insanely obnoxious Tumblr blog is now being turned into a fictional novel about a group of Affluenza-stricken teenagers.

In this gritty crossover short film featuring many familiar faces, Mario (Super Mario Bros) must stand face-to-face against Lara Croft (Tomb Raider), Master Chief (Halo), and Assassin Connor (Asassin's Creed) who set out to steal his treasured power-ups.

Justine Sacco, the former PR executive at IAC who recently got fired for posting an insensitive joke about the AIDS crisis before boarding a flight to South Africa, apologized for her "needless and careless tweet" in an official statement sent to the local South African newspaper The Star.

Several passengers on a West Seattle-bound Metro bus took down 19-year-old suspect Trevonnte Brown after he pointed a gun in the face of an unknown bus rider.