SpongeBob SquarePants - It's funny beacuse his daughter is a Whale

If you're unsure if you want to have kids or unsure if you will be a good parent, you'd be far better than those who have kids on the spot. Please have kids. If not, the mouth-breathing troglodytes who go to the mall with backpacks to buy stupid shit and shoes with lights on the soles will have kids and soon the entire country will be filled with these folks. Then The Shit Wheel will keep on spinning. Fart noises

I watch George Carlin a little too often…..Or maybe just the right amount….?

That username though…