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Metal Gear Solid V - Solid vs Naked vs Venom

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VENOM SNAKE -wears a manly sneaking suit 10/10 aesthetics -short, classy ponytail -showers often had 2 eyes but big boss took one out cuz he was jeal badass bionic arm wears gay military uniforms -8/10 aesthetics at most -rocks a sneaking/camo suit like a badass 10/10 aesthetics -suave hair, perfect classy mullet brings sexy back has two eyes -really greasy bushy hair -looks like he might not shower only has 1 eye and disgusting skin behind his eye patch hero of beating up old slavs in a jungle not mysterious, believes in santa clause The hero of shadow moses a truly mysterious figure the best at stealth -he is your friend and fights for freedom -has an IQ of 180 -fluent in six languages the legendary mercenary who bui good at -not your friend, probably wants to go home and think about the boss -low IQ, always says stupid s--- knows some french, russian and spanish the man who eats gross s--- -a true mystery who fooled the patriots, solid snake and the rest of the world -master of stealth -friend of freedom fighters everywhere thinks before talking -does not speak kikongo -always brings home delicious mutton The man who makes the impossible possible -actually knows how to fight -gets his ass kicked a lot, and by women -grew up playing with lead toys in the 40's made the decision to be a soldier, wasn't born one -gets put into comas every 2 weeks Lost to a green solid snake twice -struggled to beat a bunch of old WW2 vets, one of them being a 142 year old sniper who can die waiting for you -took out a couple of s----- armored vehicles as an 80 year old man he had to ask snake not to kick his ass -friends with retards -FOX,FOXHOUND, MSF, DD, needs an powerful crew/army unlike SOLO Snake -Obsessed with french words for no reason, probably would have used reddit. hoes before bros -cries about muh boss has no secret handshake, would probably tell the boss about it anyway didn't go into comas every time he got bonked on the head Beat Big Boss twice Defeated FOXHOUND easily -Helped vs dead cell As an 80 year old man he single handedly defeated the most advanced unit ever, the B&B corps the best soldier of MSF, better than Big Boss -gave his old life and identity for his commander -beat liquid snake thrice -easily defeated a superhuman invisible sniper (and probably slept with her later) -defeated the Skulls, four at a time -defeated the first and only upright Metal gear -died fighting Solid Snake on the battlefield -has a close group of cool friends bros before hoes, always -secret club handshake with Otacon that he would never tell Meryl about does s--- SOLO -probably got introduced to /v/ by Otacon keeps retards at a distance savior of the English language bros before hoes, ready to pull the trigger -saw right through Huey's lies and kicked -goes nuclear

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Smoof

Smoof

Sep 27, 2015 at 06:50PM EDT

Venom Snake

-Lights his cigars with his godly war buddies aim.

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