"I want to infiltrate their Mother Bases…"
"Now those are some real DDs…"
"As if Kaz didn't already have a hard enough time keeping upright." (no, but really, though)
"D has come to."
"They want the B(oss)."
"I'd shag(ohod) them."
"I want to play her like a damned fiddle." / "I'd want her to play me like a damned fiddle."
"(sexual innuendos involving Ocelot and cat-related words)" … (the 'meow', though…)

And, finally…
"Such a lust for cleavage…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!"

I left a few out, but if I've preemptively stolen your comment, please leave your salt in Huey's coffee mug even though he did nothing wrong.