Notes:

This was the first known occurrence of the "My Dad is a Cop" copypasta. It occurred during a "Delete System 32" thread. This was a response to someone making a humorous comment on how "Delete System 32" is like telling someone to take a screenshot with Alt+F4 (which will close the window).

The "My Dad is a Cop" original pasta did NOT occur as depicted in this image, but in fact many posts down. These intermediate posts have been left out to save space and time.