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Everyday Life With Bicycle Cop - Mako's Secrets

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SharkMermaid Mako's Secrets SHARK TEETH LIKE ACTUAL SHARKS, SHARK MER- SHARK SENSES NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM A Hu MAIDS LOSE AND REPLACE TEETH ON A REGULAR BASIS (SHE TRIES TO USE SENSE OF SMELL IS GREATLY EN-THIS AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO BRUSHD. HANCED TO THE EXTENT THAT SHE SHE WEARS A SPECIAL RETAINER EVERY COULD FIND A DROP OF BLOOD IN NIGHT TO MAKE SURE NEW TEETH COME AN OLYMPIC SIZED POOL. SHE CAN IN STRAIGHT. AS MUCH AS IT EMBAR- EVEN DETECT MINUTE ELECTRICAL RASSES HER TO DO SO, SHE WOULD BE CURRENTS GIVEN OFF BY MOVE- MENT. SHE USES THESE EN HANCED SENSES TO FIND TARGETS TO STEAL FROM. , H FAR MORE EMBARRASSED IF HER TEETH SHARK FASHION IKE OTHER MERMAID RACES, SHARKS HAVE A SHARK SKIN HER FISH HALF HAS ROUGHER SCALES THAN OTHER MERMAIDS. OVERALL HER SKIN IS MORE DURABLE AND CAN HANDLE BEING DRY, S0 HER BODY DOESN'T NEED TO PRODUCE SLIME LIKE OTHER MERMAIDS HOWEVER, BECAUSE SALTWATER CAN DRY OUT HER SKIN S0 MUCH, SHE USES LOTION REGULARLY TO KEEP HER SKIN COMFORT OF THEIR OWN HISTORY OF PIRACY THEIR CULTURE TENDS TO ESPECIALLY RO- MANTICIZE PIRATE STO- RIES. DESPITE HAVING LARGELY GIVEN UP PIRACY, PIRATES SHARK STOMACH THE SHARK MERMAID DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS MUCH MORE ADVANCED THAN THAT OF A HUMAN, ALLOWING THEM TO DIGEST THINGS THAT WOULD BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR OTHER RACES. HOWEVER, THEY OFTEN BITE OFF MORE THAN THEY CAN CHEW CFIGURATIVELY AND LIT- SHARK FINS THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY USELES FOR EVEN SMALL TASKS ON FOODS THEY OFTEN SWALLOW THINGS THAT ARE INEDIBLE, THE LIKES OF WHICH OFTEN GET VOMITED UP LATER. THEY OFTEN SPACE OUT WHILE EATING MEALS AND SWALLOW THEIR UTENSILS BY MISTAKE. SINCE THE METAL SILVERWARE CAN CAUSE DAMAGE TO THE THROAT AND DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IT IS OFTEN SAFER FOR SHARKS TO USE WOODEN UTINSELS OR CHOPSTICKS, AS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF DIGESTING THESE CAL BEIT WITH SOME DIFFICULTY). SOME SHARK CUISINES MAKE USE OF EDIBLE UTENSILS.

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SpyMEME

SpyMEME

Sep 30, 2015 at 01:09PM EDT

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Elbough Le Zoreil

Elbough Le Zoreil

Sep 30, 2015 at 04:24PM EDT

Don't tell me you didn't expect this one…

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