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I'm not Tsundere
![So I've been revisiting some of the entries I was interested in years ago, and I've managed to stumble on something new.
Well, I say new, but it's probably been around since this spin-off was made five years ago, but it new to here...so, yeah..eat it....you...
Where was I going with this?
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That's right!
Remember to make sure that the re-attached head gaskets are on tight and secure, as even giving it a slight bit of give could cause catastrophic engine damage; especially when the engine itself is working hard.](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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The Gang Together
![This is the uncropped version of the entry image, as we didn't seem to have it anywhere else.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/926/530/4bc.jpg)
![This is the uncropped version of the entry image, as we didn't seem to have it anywhere else.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/926/530/4bc.jpg)
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Vera landing
![Pro-tip: If you just search for "Bicycle Cop" in Deviant art, pay attention to the first line of images, then close your eyes and slam page down multiple times. You do not need to see what I have seen.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/876/683/e34.png)
![Pro-tip: If you just search for "Bicycle Cop" in Deviant art, pay attention to the first line of images, then close your eyes and slam page down multiple times. You do not need to see what I have seen.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/876/683/e34.png)
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Tara's Secrets: Coloured Edition
![Large Breed Taras' Secrets LARGE BREED 225cm 103kg BIO3 w 62 H93 EYES SUITED FOR NOCTURNAL ACTIVITY BUT STILL HIGHLY FUNCTIONAL DURING THE DAY F cup! LARGE BREED GROOMING LARGE' BREED VENOM DESPITE THE VICIOUS, AGGRC NATURE, THESE SUBSPECIES ARE HYGIENIC, CLEANING THEMSELVES WITH THEIR PEDIPALPS AND MOUTH TARA'S FANGS CONTAIN VENOM. IT'S NOT FATAL BUT HAS THE CAPACITY TO KNOCKOUT A LARGE MALE LARGE BREED FUR LB'S "HAIR" SURPRISINGLY SOFT TO THE TOUCH LARGE BREED LARGE BREED TEMPERAMENT SHEDDING LIKE OTHER ARACHNES THEY HAVE AN EXOSKELETON WHICH NEEDS TO SHED FROM TIME TO TIME USUÁLLY ISA VERY INTIMATE PROCESS PRONE TO ANGER AND GREAT PHYSICAL ŠTŘENGTH LARGE BREED SILK THE SILK PRODUCED IS USED MAINLY FOR DECORATION, PROTECTION OR CLIMBING](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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Iris' Secrets: Coloured Edition
![Backbeard Iris' Secrets BACKBEARD EYE UNLIKE OTHER MONOEYES, THE BACKBEARD EYE IS CAPABLE OF RELEASING BRIGHT FLASHES OF LIGHT AND EVEN LASER BEAMS. THESE LASER BEAMS ARE TYPI- 125cm 26kg B62 w 50 H63 CALLY STRONG ENOUGH TO DAZE OR KNOCK BACK POSSIBLE A THREATS BUT MORE EXPERIENCED BACKBEARDS ARE CAPABLE OF I FOCUSING THE BEAM FOR MORE cup! LETHAL SHOTS. WHEN THE EYE IS IRRITATED, IT MAY RELEASE A SHORT-RANGE BURST OF ENERGY TO CLEAR OUT DUST AND PARTICLES, SIMILAR TO THE FUNCTION OF A SNEEZE. BACKBEARD HYPNOTISM ALONG WITH THE ABILITY TO SHOOT LASERS, THE BACKBEARD EYE IS ALSO CAPABLE OF HYPNOTIZING THOSE WHO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO IT, LEAVING THEM VULNERABLE TO HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS. IT IS UNKNOWN HOW THE BACKBEARD EYE ACCOMPLISHES THIS ABILITY, BUT IT IS THEORIZED THAT IT MAY HAVE TO DO WITH SUBTLE MOVEMENTS, PULSES, AND FLASHES OF LIGHT FROM THE PUPIL. BACKBEARD DEMEANOR LOOKING HER IN THE EYE MAKES HER FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS AND BACKBEARD PRESENCE FOR MUCH OF HISTORY THE SHY AND TIMID BACKBEARD RACE PREFERRED TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. CONTACT WITH HUMANS OFTEN UPSETS HER. LOOK- ING AT HER BODY WILL RESULT IN THE ACCUSATION OF, BEING A LOLICON, AVERTING ONE'S GAZE WILL ALSO OFFEND HER. THERE'S NO WINNING AP- PROACH." WAS OFTEN ACCIDENTAL AND STARTLING FOR BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED. IT WAS COMMON FOR BACKBEARDS TO ERASE ANY MEMORIES OF SUCH ENCOUNTERS THROUGH HYPNOTISM, LEAVING ONLY DREAM-LIKE V- SIONS. THESE BROKEN MEMORIES OF MYS- TERIOUS BEINGS BECAME THE FOUNDATION FOR A LARGE AMOUNT OF SUPSERSTITION AND LORE. BACKBEARD HAIR DIFFICULT TO MANAGE BUT SHE STILL TENDS TO LET IT GET LONG, POSSIBLY AS AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR SLIGHT- LY LARGER. BACKBEARD PLUSH IT IS COMMON FOR BACKBEARDS TO HAVE A SENTIMENTAL ATTACHMENT TO PLUSH TOYS AND CARRY AROUND ONE SPECIAL PLUSH ON A REGULAR BASIS. THE ORIGIN OF SUCH TOYS ARE UNKNOWN AND ARE LIKELY TAILORED BY THE BACKBEARD RACE THEMSELVES. BECAUSE HUMAN SOCIETY TYPICALLY CONSID- BACKBEARD HEIGHT SHE'S VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HER ERS SUCH HABITS TO BE CHILDISH, BACK- BEARDS BECOME IRRITABLE WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT IT AND NO DEFINITIVE REASON BEHIND THE HABIT HAS BEEN RECORDED. THEORIES APPEARANCE AND DETESTS BEING TREATED LIKE A CHILD, EVEN WHEN IT WORKS TO HER ADVANTAGE. HER IMMATURE BEHAVIOR RANGE FROM THE PLUSHIES BEING CULTURAL CRESTS/SYMBOLS FOR FAMILIES OR TRIBES TO BEING SUPERNATURAL CONDUITS. DOES LITTLE TO HELP CONVINCE PEOPLE OF HER ACTUAL AGE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/874/496/ab0.jpg)
![Backbeard Iris' Secrets BACKBEARD EYE UNLIKE OTHER MONOEYES, THE BACKBEARD EYE IS CAPABLE OF RELEASING BRIGHT FLASHES OF LIGHT AND EVEN LASER BEAMS. THESE LASER BEAMS ARE TYPI- 125cm 26kg B62 w 50 H63 CALLY STRONG ENOUGH TO DAZE OR KNOCK BACK POSSIBLE A THREATS BUT MORE EXPERIENCED BACKBEARDS ARE CAPABLE OF I FOCUSING THE BEAM FOR MORE cup! LETHAL SHOTS. WHEN THE EYE IS IRRITATED, IT MAY RELEASE A SHORT-RANGE BURST OF ENERGY TO CLEAR OUT DUST AND PARTICLES, SIMILAR TO THE FUNCTION OF A SNEEZE. BACKBEARD HYPNOTISM ALONG WITH THE ABILITY TO SHOOT LASERS, THE BACKBEARD EYE IS ALSO CAPABLE OF HYPNOTIZING THOSE WHO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO IT, LEAVING THEM VULNERABLE TO HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS. IT IS UNKNOWN HOW THE BACKBEARD EYE ACCOMPLISHES THIS ABILITY, BUT IT IS THEORIZED THAT IT MAY HAVE TO DO WITH SUBTLE MOVEMENTS, PULSES, AND FLASHES OF LIGHT FROM THE PUPIL. BACKBEARD DEMEANOR LOOKING HER IN THE EYE MAKES HER FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS AND BACKBEARD PRESENCE FOR MUCH OF HISTORY THE SHY AND TIMID BACKBEARD RACE PREFERRED TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. CONTACT WITH HUMANS OFTEN UPSETS HER. LOOK- ING AT HER BODY WILL RESULT IN THE ACCUSATION OF, BEING A LOLICON, AVERTING ONE'S GAZE WILL ALSO OFFEND HER. THERE'S NO WINNING AP- PROACH." WAS OFTEN ACCIDENTAL AND STARTLING FOR BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED. IT WAS COMMON FOR BACKBEARDS TO ERASE ANY MEMORIES OF SUCH ENCOUNTERS THROUGH HYPNOTISM, LEAVING ONLY DREAM-LIKE V- SIONS. THESE BROKEN MEMORIES OF MYS- TERIOUS BEINGS BECAME THE FOUNDATION FOR A LARGE AMOUNT OF SUPSERSTITION AND LORE. BACKBEARD HAIR DIFFICULT TO MANAGE BUT SHE STILL TENDS TO LET IT GET LONG, POSSIBLY AS AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR SLIGHT- LY LARGER. BACKBEARD PLUSH IT IS COMMON FOR BACKBEARDS TO HAVE A SENTIMENTAL ATTACHMENT TO PLUSH TOYS AND CARRY AROUND ONE SPECIAL PLUSH ON A REGULAR BASIS. THE ORIGIN OF SUCH TOYS ARE UNKNOWN AND ARE LIKELY TAILORED BY THE BACKBEARD RACE THEMSELVES. BECAUSE HUMAN SOCIETY TYPICALLY CONSID- BACKBEARD HEIGHT SHE'S VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HER ERS SUCH HABITS TO BE CHILDISH, BACK- BEARDS BECOME IRRITABLE WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT IT AND NO DEFINITIVE REASON BEHIND THE HABIT HAS BEEN RECORDED. THEORIES APPEARANCE AND DETESTS BEING TREATED LIKE A CHILD, EVEN WHEN IT WORKS TO HER ADVANTAGE. HER IMMATURE BEHAVIOR RANGE FROM THE PLUSHIES BEING CULTURAL CRESTS/SYMBOLS FOR FAMILIES OR TRIBES TO BEING SUPERNATURAL CONDUITS. DOES LITTLE TO HELP CONVINCE PEOPLE OF HER ACTUAL AGE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/874/496/ab0.jpg)
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Piper's Secrets: Coloured Edition
![Echidna Piper's Secrets ECHIDNA VENOM AMONG LAMIAS, THE ECHIDNA RACE IS UNIQUE IN POSSESSING VENOMOUS FANGS WHICH MADE THEIR ANCESTORS DANGEROUS PREDATORS. IN MODERN TIMES THE VENOM IS SELDOM USED BY THE ECHIDNA, BUT HAS BEEN THE SUB- JECT OF RECENT STUDY IN MEDICINE. THE VENOM IS PRODUCED AND STORED IN A PAIR OF GLANDS LOCATED UNDER THE EYES. 6.5 m 425 kg w 56 Dcup! H 87 WHILE TYPICALLY EASILY TREATED BY PROFESSIONALS, THE HEMORRHAGIC VENOM CAN BE DANGEROUS TO HUMANS AND SALE/TRADE OF ECHIDNA VENOM IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. ECHIDNA SENSES HIGHLY ADAPTED FOR TRACKING PREY AFTER DELIVERING A VEN- OMOUS BITE, LIKE OTHER LAMIA RACE TRACK BODY HEAT. THEIR SENSE OF SMELL AND HEARING ARE ES- THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO PECIALLY SENSITIVE AND THEY CAN EVEN PICK UP SUBTLE VIBRATIONS FROM THE GROUND WHEN PREY MOVES. ECHIDNA BODY-HEAT LIKE OTHER LAMIAS, ECHIDNAS ARE COLD-BLOODED AND ARE SENSITIVE TO COLD TEMPERATURES. THEIR BODIES ARE ADAPTED FOR HOT AND DRY ENVIRONMENTS, MAKING THEM MORE COMFORTABLE AT HOT TEMPERA- TURES. THEY ENJOY SUNNING THEMSELVES AND ARE TYPICALLY MORE ACTIVE DURING THE AFTERNOON. ECHIDNA FASHION SHE ENJOYS TRYING ON HUMAN CLOTHING AND JEW- ELRY. IT OFTEN BOTHERS HER THAT HER BODY LIMITS HER OPTIONS FOR OUTFITS. ECHIDNA ARMS COMPLETELY COVERED IN PROTECTIVE SCALES AND ECHIDNA BODY QUITE STRONG. BECAUSE THEY KILL VIA VENOM RATHER THAN CON- STRICTION, THEIR BODIES ARE NOT AS ADEPT AT SQUEEZING PREY AS OTHER LAMIA SPE- CIES (THOUGH THEY STILL HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH FORCE TO RESTRAIN A HUMAN). IN ORDER TO STRIKE PREY WITH THEIR FANGS, THEIR BODIES ARE CAPABLE OF VERY QUICK MOVEMENTS. WHILE HER LOWER BODY TYPICALLY SHEDS ALL AT ONCE, HER ARMS USUALLY SHED IN PIECES, SIMILAR TO A LIZARD. WHEN HER ARMS BEGIN SHEDDING SHE USUALLY USES A ROUGH SPONGE TO SCRUB ALL THE OLD SKIN AWAY AT ONCE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/874/494/7ef.jpg)
![Echidna Piper's Secrets ECHIDNA VENOM AMONG LAMIAS, THE ECHIDNA RACE IS UNIQUE IN POSSESSING VENOMOUS FANGS WHICH MADE THEIR ANCESTORS DANGEROUS PREDATORS. IN MODERN TIMES THE VENOM IS SELDOM USED BY THE ECHIDNA, BUT HAS BEEN THE SUB- JECT OF RECENT STUDY IN MEDICINE. THE VENOM IS PRODUCED AND STORED IN A PAIR OF GLANDS LOCATED UNDER THE EYES. 6.5 m 425 kg w 56 Dcup! H 87 WHILE TYPICALLY EASILY TREATED BY PROFESSIONALS, THE HEMORRHAGIC VENOM CAN BE DANGEROUS TO HUMANS AND SALE/TRADE OF ECHIDNA VENOM IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. ECHIDNA SENSES HIGHLY ADAPTED FOR TRACKING PREY AFTER DELIVERING A VEN- OMOUS BITE, LIKE OTHER LAMIA RACE TRACK BODY HEAT. THEIR SENSE OF SMELL AND HEARING ARE ES- THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO PECIALLY SENSITIVE AND THEY CAN EVEN PICK UP SUBTLE VIBRATIONS FROM THE GROUND WHEN PREY MOVES. ECHIDNA BODY-HEAT LIKE OTHER LAMIAS, ECHIDNAS ARE COLD-BLOODED AND ARE SENSITIVE TO COLD TEMPERATURES. THEIR BODIES ARE ADAPTED FOR HOT AND DRY ENVIRONMENTS, MAKING THEM MORE COMFORTABLE AT HOT TEMPERA- TURES. THEY ENJOY SUNNING THEMSELVES AND ARE TYPICALLY MORE ACTIVE DURING THE AFTERNOON. ECHIDNA FASHION SHE ENJOYS TRYING ON HUMAN CLOTHING AND JEW- ELRY. IT OFTEN BOTHERS HER THAT HER BODY LIMITS HER OPTIONS FOR OUTFITS. ECHIDNA ARMS COMPLETELY COVERED IN PROTECTIVE SCALES AND ECHIDNA BODY QUITE STRONG. BECAUSE THEY KILL VIA VENOM RATHER THAN CON- STRICTION, THEIR BODIES ARE NOT AS ADEPT AT SQUEEZING PREY AS OTHER LAMIA SPE- CIES (THOUGH THEY STILL HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH FORCE TO RESTRAIN A HUMAN). IN ORDER TO STRIKE PREY WITH THEIR FANGS, THEIR BODIES ARE CAPABLE OF VERY QUICK MOVEMENTS. WHILE HER LOWER BODY TYPICALLY SHEDS ALL AT ONCE, HER ARMS USUALLY SHED IN PIECES, SIMILAR TO A LIZARD. WHEN HER ARMS BEGIN SHEDDING SHE USUALLY USES A ROUGH SPONGE TO SCRUB ALL THE OLD SKIN AWAY AT ONCE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/874/494/7ef.jpg)
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Vera's Secrets: Coloured Edition
![Wyvern Vera's Secrets 198cm 89 kg B86 w 54 D. WYVERN EXPRÉSSION SHE DOESN'T EXPRESS EMOTION VERY WELL. HER SERIOUS FACIAL EXPRESSION OFTEN GIVES OFF A VIBE THAT SEEMS COOL AND CONEI- DENT. IN REALITY, SHE HAS TROUBLE FOLLOWING CONVERSATIONS AND OFTEN ZONES OUT. SHE ESPECIALLY HAS DIFFICULTY DIFFERENTIATING BETWEEN WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING LITERALLY AND WHEN cup! WYVERN EYES SPECIALLY ADAPTED FOR HUNTING FROM THE SKIES, WYVERN EYESIGHT IS REMARKABLE. QUICK MOVEMENT AND SHINY OBJECTS CATCH HER ATTENTION THEY ARE USING A FIGURE OF SPEECH. THE MOST. WYVERN WINGS BOASTING A MuCH LARGER WINGSPAN THAN TYPICAL DRAGONEWTS, WYVERNS ARE HIGHLY ADEPT AT FLYING. THEIR WINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH THAT THEY ARE NOT LIMITED TO THE PETITE BODY-FRAMES OF OTHER AVIAN RACES.. WYVERN FASHION THEIR SCALY BODIES AND OBTRUSIVE WINGS MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR WYVERNS TO FIND WELL-FITTING CLOTH- ING. MOST HAVE GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO LOOK TRENDY AND JUST WEAR WHATEVER FITS MOST COMFORTABLY. WYVERN SCALES WYVERN TALONS BECAUSE THEIR SCALES COVER THE MAJORITY OF THEIR BODY, WYVERN SCALES ARE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN THAT OF OTHER DRAGONEWT SPECIES. WHILE THEY DO NOT BOAST THE SAME DEFENSIVE CAPABILITIES AS DRAGONEWT SCALES, THEY OFFER SUFFICIENT PROTECTION FROM CLAWS AND TEETH AS WELL AS THE ROUGH TERRAIN IN WHICH THEY OFTEN MAKE THEIR HOMES. ADAPTED FOR CLIMBING AND SNATCHING PREY FROM THE GROUND. MODERN SOCIETY HAS MOSTLY ELIMINATED THE NEED TO HUNT FOR SUR- VIVAL, BUT MOST WYVERNS STILL ENJOY HUNTING FOR SPORT.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/874/491/376.jpg)
![Wyvern Vera's Secrets 198cm 89 kg B86 w 54 D. WYVERN EXPRÉSSION SHE DOESN'T EXPRESS EMOTION VERY WELL. HER SERIOUS FACIAL EXPRESSION OFTEN GIVES OFF A VIBE THAT SEEMS COOL AND CONEI- DENT. IN REALITY, SHE HAS TROUBLE FOLLOWING CONVERSATIONS AND OFTEN ZONES OUT. SHE ESPECIALLY HAS DIFFICULTY DIFFERENTIATING BETWEEN WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING LITERALLY AND WHEN cup! WYVERN EYES SPECIALLY ADAPTED FOR HUNTING FROM THE SKIES, WYVERN EYESIGHT IS REMARKABLE. QUICK MOVEMENT AND SHINY OBJECTS CATCH HER ATTENTION THEY ARE USING A FIGURE OF SPEECH. THE MOST. WYVERN WINGS BOASTING A MuCH LARGER WINGSPAN THAN TYPICAL DRAGONEWTS, WYVERNS ARE HIGHLY ADEPT AT FLYING. THEIR WINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH THAT THEY ARE NOT LIMITED TO THE PETITE BODY-FRAMES OF OTHER AVIAN RACES.. WYVERN FASHION THEIR SCALY BODIES AND OBTRUSIVE WINGS MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR WYVERNS TO FIND WELL-FITTING CLOTH- ING. MOST HAVE GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO LOOK TRENDY AND JUST WEAR WHATEVER FITS MOST COMFORTABLY. WYVERN SCALES WYVERN TALONS BECAUSE THEIR SCALES COVER THE MAJORITY OF THEIR BODY, WYVERN SCALES ARE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN THAT OF OTHER DRAGONEWT SPECIES. WHILE THEY DO NOT BOAST THE SAME DEFENSIVE CAPABILITIES AS DRAGONEWT SCALES, THEY OFFER SUFFICIENT PROTECTION FROM CLAWS AND TEETH AS WELL AS THE ROUGH TERRAIN IN WHICH THEY OFTEN MAKE THEIR HOMES. ADAPTED FOR CLIMBING AND SNATCHING PREY FROM THE GROUND. MODERN SOCIETY HAS MOSTLY ELIMINATED THE NEED TO HUNT FOR SUR- VIVAL, BUT MOST WYVERNS STILL ENJOY HUNTING FOR SPORT.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/874/491/376.jpg)
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Mako's Secrets: Coloured Edition
![Shark Mermaid Mako's Secrets SHARK TEETH SHARK SENSES 175cm B85 51 kg w 56 LIKE ACTUAL SHARKS, SHARK MER- NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM A HU- MAIDS LOSE AND REPLACE TEETH ON A MAN'S ON LAND. IN WATER HER SENSE OF SMELL IS GREATLY EN- HANCED TO THE EXTENT THAT SHE REGULAR BASIS (SHE TRIES TO uSE THIS AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO BRUSH). SHE WEARS A SPECIAL RETAINER EVERY NIGHT TO MAKE SURE NEW TEETH COME COULD FIND A DROP OF BLOOD IN AN OLYMPIC SIZED POOL. SHE CAN Dcup! H 92 IN STRAIGHT. AS MUCH AS IT EMBAR- RASSES HER TO DO SO, SHE WOULD BE FAR MORE EMBARRASSED IF HER TEETH CAME IN CROOKED EVEN DETECT MINUTE ELECTRICAL CURRENTS GIVEN OFF BY MOVE- MENT. SHE USES THESE EN- HANCED SENSES TO FIND TARGETS TO STEAL FROM. SHARK FASHION LIKE OTHER MERMAID RACES, SHARKS HAVE A STRONG INTEREST IN HUMAN TALES. BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN HISTORY OF SHARK SKIN HER FISH HALF HAS ROUGHER SCALES THAN OTHER MERMAIDS. OVERALL HER SKIN IS MORE DURABLE AND CAN HANDLE BEING DRY, SO HER BODY DOESN'T NEED TO PRODUCE SLIME LIKE OTHER MERMAIDS. PIRACY THEIR CULTURE TENDS TO ESPECIALLY RO- MANTICIZE PIRATE STO- RIES. DESPITE HAVING LARGELY GIVEN UP PIRACY, MANY SHARKS STILL TALK AND DRESS ENOUGH LIKE HOWEVER, BECAUSE SALTWATER CAN DRY OUT HER SKIN SO MUCH, SHE USES LOTION REGULARLY TO KEEP HER SKIN COMFORT- ABLY MOISTURIZED. STEREOTYPICAL PIRATES THAT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE ROLEPLAYING. SHARK STOMACH THE SHARK MERMAID DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS MUCH MORE ADVANCED THAN THAT OF A HUMAN, ALLOWING THEM TO DIGEST THINGS THAT WOULD BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR OTHER RACES. HOWEVER, THEY OFTEN BITE OFF MORE THAN THEY CAN CHEW CFIGURATIVELY AND LIT- ERALLY). IN THEIR EAGERNESS TO TRY NEW FOODS THEY OFTEN SWALLOW THINGS THAT ARE INEDIBLE, THE LIKES OF WHICH OFTEN GET VOMITED UP LATER, SHARK FINS NOT VERY DEXTEROUS SO THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY USELES FOR EVEN SMALL TASKS ON LAND. THEY OFTEN SPACE OUT WHILE EATING MEALS AND SWALLOW THEIR UTENSILS BY MISTAKE. SINCE THE METAL SILVERWARE CAN CAUSE DAMAGE TO THE THROAT AND DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IT IS OFTEN SAFER FOR SHARKS TO USE WOODEN UTINSELS OR CHOPSTICKS, AS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF DIGESTING THESE CAL- BEIT WITH SOME DIFFICULTY). SOME SHARK CUISINES MAKE USE OF EDIBLE UTENSILS.](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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Coloured Vera Sketch
![Although I'm not too bad with languages, I'm awful when it comes to transcribing and translating non-latin alphabets, so if someone could let me know what the text says I'd greatly appreciate it.](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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It's full moon tonight, Fuzz...
![P.P.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/874/476/e5b.jpg)
![P.P.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/874/476/e5b.jpg)
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Daily Run
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/874/474/4a9.jpg)
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Piper's New Job
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Vera, Professional Translator. What Language? Yes.
![Yare going to shall Check the Dubs, whan?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/873/726/2c6.png)
![Yare going to shall Check the Dubs, whan?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/873/726/2c6.png)
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A Quiet Moment
![So You Checud Cwhen Frodo Killed +he spicen. AM I... An. An.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/873/725/76b.png)
![So You Checud Cwhen Frodo Killed +he spicen. AM I... An. An.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/873/725/76b.png)
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Best Girl?
![I've got to me honest guys, trawling through this old Archive to bring fresh content to KYM is really making appreciate Piper a lot more.
Mako's great, she really is, but can she wear a shoe in an adorably awkward way?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/873/724/93d.png)
![I've got to me honest guys, trawling through this old Archive to bring fresh content to KYM is really making appreciate Piper a lot more.
Mako's great, she really is, but can she wear a shoe in an adorably awkward way?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/873/724/93d.png)
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Cute Snek
![Did you really Ger my fanrie Alur?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/873/722/4b7.png)
![Did you really Ger my fanrie Alur?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/873/722/4b7.png)
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Piper, Iris and one fuzzy boot.
![Thine we shald go Jo rescue the Saleshtman? She almost took my arm off. over a Silver coinlis that Zales woman on her Own... GET THOSE YOUR MOTH HOT HOTA Tele](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/873/720/098.png)
![Thine we shald go Jo rescue the Saleshtman? She almost took my arm off. over a Silver coinlis that Zales woman on her Own... GET THOSE YOUR MOTH HOT HOTA Tele](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/873/720/098.png)
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Make a Mako
![Created by E Jeey A1 A2 Joey's Chibi Girts Medel Na.113 Shark Mermaid Monster Musume no iru Nichijou f /eljoeydesignspag eljoeydesigns.deviantart.com If you wanna Support do at PayPal elloeydesigns@gmal.com](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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(Insert title that spoils the punchline here)
![SO, ASS?! COACH, OR WHAT'S HIPS?! T---!? YOUR FETISH?! ho Он но, THAT'D ho ha BE ME JUSTICE. THEN!](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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Vera vs The TV, Part 2
![I may have Destroled the teenirion](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/873/579/5f7.png)
![I may have Destroled the teenirion](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/873/579/5f7.png)
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