Undertale - You're Gonna Have a Good Time?

I love sans but just imagine how terrible it must be to date him, imagine terrible puns combined with terrible pick up lines.

Waiter: Would you like your steak with or without bone?

You: I would lik-

Sans: The human wants it without bone, after all she's/he's already going to get boned tonight.

"I need an adult."

• i am an adult.

"You don't act like one."

• …ouch.