>???? BC
>be me,
>the first man on earth.
>live with wife in Eden
>go out to hunt one day, tell wife to take care of herself
>come back after outing
>return to find her going on about some new fruit thing
>decide to try it myself
>later find out that it was something God said not to eat
>he says we can't stay with him anymore
>OhShit.jpg
>ask wife why
>she says it was snek
>go confront snek
>TFW

Well we're not exactly giving Him a lot of great conversation pieces, are we?