Undertale - Perfect women don't ex-

>doing pacifist run
>skele girl in front of me
>she drops her bone attack
>she bends over to pick it up
>she's not in her secret style
>turns around and looks at me
>"I'm definitely thinking about that date thing…"
>annoying dog goes "woooooooooof"
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>it's falling out of the box already
>cold spaghetti

Oh no, it's meeting all of my standards…!