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Bert sat up abruptly. He had just heard the unmistakable sound of Bort's autistic laughter coming from the kitchen, followed by the sound of metal hitting the floor-tiles. But that was impossible. He and Ernie had drowned the little retard themselves yesterday, and today they had used his flesh for the hamburgers at Elmo's birthday barbucue. Bert slowly turned to look at Ernie, who was now wide awake and trembling with fear under the covers beside him, then back at the closed door to their bedroom. He heard the laughter again, closer this time, and could only watch in horror as the knob began to turn

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After Shrek 5 getting delayed when Vailskibum announced on YouTube. Ernie prepares to smash every minion's skull with his baseball bat. Ernie then prepares to manslaughter the person who thought delaying Shrek 5 so Minions 3 can take over was a good idea to upset Shrek fans as Ernie prepares to yell "F--- YOU!!!" at the person and commit manslaughter so Ernie deletes Minions 3 from the universe. Soon, Ernie will be a supreme leader of Sesame Street for attacking Minions for delaying Shrek 5 for a third Minions movie imgflip.com

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123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

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Bert sat up abruptly. He had just heard the unmistakable sound of Bort's autistic laughter coming from the kitchen, followed by the sound of metal hitting the floor-tiles. But that was impossible. He and Ernie had drowned the little retard themselves yesterday, and today they had used his flesh for the hamburgers at Elmo's birthday barbucue. Bert slowly turned to look at Ernie, who was now wide awake and trembling with fear under the covers beside him, then back at the closed door to their bedroom. He heard the laughter again, closer this time, and could only watch in horror as the knob began to turn

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HorseKick

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Jan 10, 2016 at 12:09AM EST

Wow, this is better than most creepypastas you find around.

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Astatine, Resident Hijab Enthusiast

Astatine, Resident Hijab Enthusiast

Jan 10, 2016 at 12:38AM EST in reply to HorseKick

I mean, you've already passed on a curve if you don't use the term "hyperrealistic" at any point throughout the thing.

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