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Ernie's always loved dolls. Ever since he was a little boy, all he ever wanted was new dolls for Christmas or his birthday. He was maybe a bit too open about it, though. Kids made fun of him at school. His family thought something was wrong with him(he could hear them talking behind his back at family gatherings- even his own mother). He got so much s--- that eventually he just started pretending like it was all a joke. He had to stifle his love for the passion that drove him most. Part of him died. Fast forward to the present. Now that the only person Ernie really ever sees these days is Bert, who couldn't care any less about Ernie's pastimes, he can finally rekindle his lost passions; he can breathe life into that which died within him. He'd ust finished searching Craigslist and found the perfect doll to start a new collection. Your mommy's gonna miss you, but don't worry, sweetheart. With me, you're going to live forever," Ernie told the infant. "Now, what will I name you? like 'Aurora'."

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The Landlady of Sesame Street


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