Rebecca Sugar laughing maniacally as she's creating this show is something I can agree with.

"So… They're just friends, right?"

"Ah-hahahahahahaha!!!" Starts making The Answer. Or even Love Letters or Keystone, really.

C: SUGAR! What did we tell you about gay couples?!
Rebecca Sugar: But I've already told you, they're genderless aliens!…
C: So? They look like-
Rebecca Sugar: It doesn't matter what they look like, their bodies are just projections. They are sexless rocks from space, they don't conform to human concepts of sex or gender and therefore don't identify as females, and therefore this can't be considered a gay couple.
C: You understand any of it?
N: Not a word. But it sounds reasonable…
C: Well I guess she must be right… Okay, carry on then.
N: But remember, we're watching you, Sugar.
Rebecca Sugar: Alright. Goodbye, gentlemen!
A Crewniverse member: They won't keep buying it forever, you know.
Rebecca Sugar: Well, it's been fooling them thus far…