True story, but I was playing Twilight Princess HD, I left Kakariko Village only to be met by a few Moblins and one of those kiwi-like Twilight beasts, sure, no problem! But who strolls up just as I was about to hit one? That's right! The Postman! He runs up past all the monsters, talks for a good five minutes, then leaves, all the while the monsters were in the background waiting patiently; Postman leaves, they resume their attack.

I felt like I just witnessed a miracle.

"Hey Link! Something came for you in the mail! Warlock Punch IT WAS PAIN!"