Pokémon - "Chick" Magnet

Here is a translation:

Blaziken: "Aren't my daughters absolutely adorable?" ("My daughters are just so cute")
Gardevoir: "Th-they're crushing me…" ("Th-they're really heavy…")

The stuff in parentheses is a more literal translation with the other lines being more "localized" to fit English speech patterns better.

Gee, Gardevoir sure is a chick magnet!

I'll see myself out