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Steven Universe - Public Enemy #1

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chefpyro clownarmy Follow chefpyro warning: gratuitous analysis ahead You know, I've been thinking about the Barn Mates leak The implication that Peridot is "public enemy #1" seems a little out there at first. Sounds a bit over-dramatic; surely Homeworld has bigger fish to fry. But if you think about it, it makes sense We've seen nothing to suggest that Homeworld still has any real problems at present. Rose Quartz's rebellion has been all but forgotten, Peridot's mission to Earth is implied by Jasper to be routine and uninteresting and Yellow Diamond had little interest in Peridot before realizing she was on Earth. Things are normal. Orderly. Efficient. Then Yellow Diamond gets that call. And her reaction is to declare Peridot a public enemy. Not because this Peridot failed in her mission and insulted her, though she's probably angry about that too, but because she directly disobeyed and continues to disobey orders And for what? To protect Earth. It's always Earth. To Yellow Diamond, this probably comes as a déjà vu. She's seeing the start of another rebellion· lf one Peridot can find a reason to disobey her, all of them can The logical solution? Nip it in the bud. Eliminate this Peridot at all costs. maybeiwasserious All this time I'm thinking about how there's big twenty-story tall WANTED posters on Homeworld of a green lil s--- for telling Yellow Diamond to go f--- herself. Peridot, the sole defier of the Diamonds. Peridot, the bane of the Cluster. Peridot, the mastermind of the resistance chefpyro DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY? gearholder Imagine her emotional mess when she hears this o 30 maybeiwasserious Ruby soldiers: PERIDOT, TELL YOUR EVIL MINIONS TO SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY Peridot: My what now? No. I'd get grounded chefpyro Jasper Commander: Listen up, soldiers. Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG is the most hardened criminal of our time. Sources claim she protects herself using hordes of Earth Kindergarten rejects, defective Pearls and even disgusting crimes against nature such as gem-human hybrids and perma-fusions. She is not to be taken lightly. You're as likely to get shattered as looked at Meanwhile on Earth- Peridot: STEVEN!! LAPIS STOLE THE REMOTE AGAIN! I'M GONNA MISS THE SEASON FINALE OF CAMP PINING HEARTS! directorhachi Terrifying Renegade Peridot clownarmy Peridots everywhere take inspiration and secretly circulate stories and legends of the One Peridot who went to Earth, and chose to defy her master Peridots gather together and secretly sabotage tech in subtle ways, awaiting the great day they will rise up Yellow Diamond comes to Earth, with a massive armada - and they start exploding and firing on each other as all the Peridots put their plan into action And Peridot suddenly has to deal with dozens of renegade Peridots who arrive on Earth, seeking to build a new life or free themselves from tyranny They all look at her One: "whispers to another* "I thought she'd be taller.

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Walrus the Tree

Walrus the Tree

May 20, 2016 at 05:30PM EDT

The only thing holding this back from pure perfection in storytelling is that it's not canon.
YET.

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Greg Nelson

Greg Nelson

May 20, 2016 at 05:14PM EDT

Welp, I suddenly have like, eleven new headcanons.

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