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![圖Anonymous 04 20/13(Sat)06.20 No. 15896409(リ>>15896442 >> 15896479 >>15896509 Some OC here, a bit long, so bear with me >At friends large farm where we gear up and shoot all sorts of firearms around the property every weekend >Decide to go out with tacticool gear on and practice reloading on the move from vests/etc n the process of operatin, when friends friends mom comes barreling down the long driveway up the trailer on the middle of the woods >decide its best to just go see whats up instead of continuing return to trailer and walk around to the front where she is parked >a wild land walrus appears! >She stares at us as we come around the cormer with plate carriers, helmets, and nifles > Can we help you Mrs. Anon? "..WHAT THE F--- DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING ANONS?" >"Excuse me?" >You look like a paramilitary AlQaeda group, how dare you do this, if you weren't family (we aren't) I would have you immediately arrested! >This is our property Mrs. Anon" > Give me those things before you kill someone!" Land walrus takes off towards me in front Reaches out and grabs my ar-15 mmediately drop mag while telling her its loaded and to back the f--- off >Land walrus ignored your orders, land walrus uses grab firearm >Friends stand there idiotically watching this unfold >Attempt to eject round before land walrus acquires object she knows jack s--- about>Safety was on, but in the process of getting assaulted by 400 pounds of soccer mom apparently got knocked off >she grabs the trigger and ound goes off into passenger window "WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON, THATS IT, I AM CALLING THE POLICE" >Power waddles back to car while I sit there in "w-- just happened" mode >Walk up to her and take phone from her Land walrus starts balling callin to shoot her >All of my wat >Attempt to rationally explain that what she did was idiotic and that as its our property, what we do on it is of no concern to her g me mentally unstable and begging me not Anonymous 04/20/13(Sapo6:32 No. 15896479 [▼] >>15896509 >>15896540 TRIED TO SHOOT ME WHEN I TRIED TO HELP YOU, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T NEED GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY" >Gets into car and leaves without her phone Decide after that episode enough is enough and call it a night. As we pack everything into the trailer and call my friends dad to warn him of the shitstorm that just happens he unloads more b------- on us "Hey anons, what happened?? She came barreling in here bawling about how you shot at herl She says she called the police on you and that shes sorry.. >All of my rage We sit out on porch of trailer waiting for deputy derp to come check on us In no time, 2 squad cars barreling down like its been another 9/11 >Get out with sidearms out and draw down on us >"Officers, we are unarmed and are no threat to you. We have done nothing wrong. >"Mrs. Anon said she pulled in to check up on you and you fired at her." >2 Deputies begin walking up and busting out handcuffs >At this time woman comes barreling down road damn near swerving off the road Slams on breaks and gets out of the car screaming "THATS HIM OFFICER, TAKES HIS GUNS AWAY FROM HIM, HES DANGEROUS One officer turns around and asks her to stay back She pushes arm aside and walks right into our trailer >Promptly emerges with my ar in hand with finger on the trigger waves it at the cops while wailing THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE Shitstorm erupts Olficers curently cuffing us tuin and body slam her into parch ailng hilarious cow falling overesque sound Land walrus screaming, flailing, and bawling like a c--- while they double handcuff her (lost count of how many handcuffs were used that day) Begin to explain to officer one the whole story Cuts me off with "But what about her shot out window" and points to vehicle was getting to that... She tried to take the firearm away from me and it AD'd" See the f----- smirk as he imagines her molesting me for the AR Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat)06:42 No. 15896540 [ ▼ ] 2215896557 >Sit in handcuffs for extended period of time while he documents the entire scenario >Typical asking of what I am doing out here and why I was shooting outside > "Just practicing officer, this is our land." >"Oh... this isnt hers?" >Fast forward to him calling friends uncle who owns the land and confirms >Land walrus still cuffed Well how do you want to proceed from here?" > Listen, she is a friends mom officer, but please, can you get her the hell out of here?" >/popcorn as 3 of the 4 officers attempt to drag the land walrus crying and going a------ to the car >She starts wind milling... backhands officer across the head and starts grabbing onto him >Taserl Taserl Taserl" Wild Land Walrus feinted >Officers remove her from property and we decide to call it a night >Wake up in the moming and land walruses son calls asking me why his mom came home so f----- up in the morning >She still hates me and calls me a terrorist child killer to this day Still to this day. I cannot fathom how someone could be so f------ dumb](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/134/214/91a.jpg "A Wild Land Whale Appears...")
![Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:24:56 No. 17900044 [▼| >17900208 >>17900263 >>17900277 2217900366 Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)11:48:19 No. 17899537 >>17899590 >217899734 >>17899738 >>17900134 PERFECTLY I got a story for you guys, ill keep posting if anyone is interested ive been doing his job for a long time now,and I was a cop before that, so I think its safe to say ive see my fair share of s---.This thing at the school was aful, and it hould be talked about to see howwe can prevent another. knowedge is hands down the best weapon you'll ever have, but the news reports, they dont teach anyone, they scare people. like that minivan parade of shame that waddled through here. theyre scared and I dont blame them. those reporters focus on this but they dont talk about anything else. and thats dangerous. people hear how a dangerous man got ahold of somthing powerful and did somthing bad and they think getting rid of it would end it. wrong. regardless of any law it would have happened and taking the choice of gun ownership doesnt always make people safer. but they dont want to hear it. they dont want pretty little blond. couldt have been more than 25. 55 maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. and a nice shiner to match her purple dress. ve seen these before. abusive father,brother,husband,ect and I want a gun. now, you know me I give her the whole saftey speech it isnt for show, if you carry youre aso carrying the repsonsibility of that firearm. are you sure you want this" she says yes. and signs up for the me f------ jo >before this I worked at burger king,so anything would have been an improvement syou start in the back loading shelves,orginizing merchandise and stuff >you start in the back, and eventually work your way up to the front (sales) position 「about people like rebecca lve been doin this along time, and there was this one girl ill always remember i was teaching firearms saftey courses and in walks this stock boy class.next week shes there, front and center. listens to everything we teach, takes the tests and does great. overtime we got pretty close.nothing like THAT though. I was already enganged and was too old for her anyway.but she started telling me why she was here. abusive boyfriend.typical. A trucker,back when this town was flooded with them. and they had the same routine. maybe he drank to much, maybe he partied to much but they would find somthin to fight about. somtines it didnt escalate.. .and somtimes it did. and he'd smack her around like ragdol bro >most guys in their 30s, some former law enforcement, military,or gunsmiths he boss is this guy named eddie about 55,retired cop, coolest guy ever if hickock45 had a brother I. Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:40:39 No 17900277[▼]>>17900305 >>17900457>>17900462 >>17900466317900497 fred's face png (76 KB, 280x200) google indb she'd run out and stary at a friends house. he come crawling back like a leech the nextday. "babby im sorry, ive got problems but im aware of that now. il get help and all the b-------. the boy didnt need no help or hugs n kisses. he needed a good kick in the ass. well one night, they fight again. and it gets violent...again. olny this time it goes overboard, even for him. domestics will escalate overtime if not treated. like a sickness. He punches her and her head bounces like a basketball off the fridge.I trip to the ER,5 stiches and a cop waiting in the waitingroom later, and mr chivalry is going to court. and its and over >everyone looks sick (and no its not just because of the incoming shitstorm, we were also upset that children died) but, we were also aware that yes, a shitstorm was brewing lots of nervous wispering conversations about what might happen, maybe some of us will get fired cause of lack of sales,ect the same old s---. I need help, dad was mean to me, I can change". . panzy. well, we had this bleeding heart jury that fell for it.again, a kick in the ass will do wonders,but who am I to say. he goes to jail for a few months and gets parolled early for good behavior. group threapy,said he's go to a halfway house and all that. that why shes here. he's getting out soon and shes petrified of the reprucsions of standing up for herself. I can still see her eyes, that thousand yard stare soldiers get, when she told me this. said how "everything goes out the window.being a proud women, selfresepct,all the crap she leamed in school. its as simple as this man is bigger than me and wants to hurt me. I hope I dont get it to be this time and can get away." said it was like being a puppet. So we go out and pick her out a pink .38. shot it and she loved it. you could see her confidnece coming back. she leaves the storeand im all fuzzy and warm and s--- then the next day she's back...with her family im eddie tells us that nothings going to happen, just do or jobs and hell deal with the reporters when they come you can bet >same for the the next 4 days line of 4 cars (two minvans, and suv and a minicooper) parked outside >automatically I knwo where this is going. boy if looks could kill. theyre shooting daggers through their eyes at me and shes in front looking embarrased. and I was right. "How f------ dare you give my daughter a murder weapon" his actual words mind you. "WHO do you think you are, she,s not responsible enough. what if it goes off in the house. what if she accidnetly shoots herself with it? huh then what? are you going to pay for her hospital visit" I swear kid, I had to literally bit my tounge and not say well, did you pay for her last one?" man, if I could go back..but yeah you ge the idea. her father,sister and two friends march through my store like it was f------ Omaha beach trying toraise all kinds of hell. I tried explaing to them that she was qualified, in fact more than qualified to own a firearm. she had done everything legally and was one of his best students. but they didnt want to hear, they had the police and locked doors to keep them safe. guns were just asking for trouble and anyone that had one was dangerous or compensating. gotta love when they use that one. two of my workers come over and distract them and I pull her aside. I tell her "look, its YOUR choice. not theirs if they dont like it, well theyre not the ones with your boyfriend. she thanks me, but said since he went to jail, she had moved back in with them. so it really wasnt up to her. their house, their rules."but do me a favor, hold on to it unti I get my feet back under me. would you?" I tell her of course. Her boyfriend get out of jail...and about a week that after he kills her Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:00:48 No.17899738] 17899771 17899805 2217899833 217900804 east LOOK AT THIS, HOW DARE YOU WORK HERE WHAT IF THEY WERE YOU CHILLUNS YOU F------ REDNECKS IM GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO THE MAYOR, THATS WHAT ILL DO AND SHUT THIS PACE DOWN BECSUE SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMTHING employees are trying to calm them down, customers are trying to debate them "BUT YOU OWN A GUN" yeah and you own an suv, my buddy was killed by a drunk driver with one. you shouldt have it. besides the only one to blame is that freaks mother. if evrything Ive heard is true, she knew here son had probls and left her guns the they dont rebuttle, but go on how were monsters i am a man ipg (16 KB, 300x195) google igd b eddie comes out, tells them to piss off or hes calling th cops they stand outside and "protest until its starts raining and leave over the next few days they try to protest a little more after that the news reportes come he had gotten piss drunk one night in "celebration" and had gone to her parents house when she was home alone, tried to make amends. not the best idea to say your a changed man and show up drunk. She tells him she doesnt want to hear it and to f--- off. gets him outside and locks the doors. This pisses him of. so much so, that he kicks in the door and does what he's naturally done woth every other argument between the two of them. smacks here around a bit and lands one punch to hard and it was all over. A buddy of man was a patrol cop, first on scene. said the plcae was so trashed they though i was a break in at first. found her in the bathroom. punched her in the nose so hard in must of drove it back into he brain. bastard. he tried to get out of town,stole their car. he didnt make it more than the e we f------ go other side of town. the report said he put up one hell of a fight" and thats why he had the crap kicked out him before he was putin the patrol car. Funny thing is, some witnesses said he was so drunk he could barley walk, let alone fight. huh, reports can be a funny thing. wel her family comes on tv the nexy day. crocidle tears and and a whole lot of blame for eveyone. its the plice, they didnt respond fast enough" "is the prison system, they failed him can you believe that? they even ahd an excuse for their daughters murderer. the system failed HIM. God forbid he takes responsibility for his own actions like a grown man. But yeah, thats pretty much it. the town moved going into everyone gunstore around trying to see "our point of view" o get guns (when they found out it wasnt, they didnt use that) life finally ask "so why do you do what you do, even in light of the awful gun tragedy?" eddie "because their is a whole other side to this that no ones knows, because you dumbasses dont publish what you dont like to hear. not kindly leave my goddamn store These things we sell, are so controversial. Theyre tools. they serve no other purpose than to kill or put holes in somthing. thats it. but its depends on either whos on the other end of the barrel or the trigger. these poor kids, thats was a tragedy that should be discussed. but so was rebecca, and she never gets a word in the news Anonymous 0908/13(Sun)12:08:56 No.178998331 2217899864 217899878 2217899900 217899908 2217899923 2217899973 2217900044 I Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)13.28:00 No. 17900892[ 221790100522179010482217901136 . (43 KB, 159x200) google igdb >later on store is close to closing >im staying after late to do sme extra work and get some extra cash in the back doing inventory, eddie shows up with some coffee > "sorry you had to see that kid, and sorry you came here during such a s----- time >"what, no. I love it here. you guys are the best people ive worked for >he laughs "yeah, we try to keep things fun around here. it doesnt seem like work when you enjoy it and thats just as dangerous. people assuming someone else is going to swoop in and save them. I dont know what would have happened if she had her gun. maybe he would have used it against her and it wouldnt have mattered. or maybe she would still be here. I DO know that she felt safer with a firearm and was defenseless when she died. and no one, has any night to make that choice for another person I asked him why he didnt tell the reporter this and he said "Oh I have. plenty of times to plenty of different reporters. youd think it would catch on after a while. but it doesnt, and THAT is why I do what I do. there were a few other rebeccas after the first one and fortuently their stories have better endings this hey eddie, I wasnt gonna say anytihng, but what did you mean when you said "a whole differet story?"to that news guy" e sighs, and pulls u "you want to hear a story kid, then pull up a chair, those boxes arent going anywhere" I left that place after 3 years. worked my way up to the counter and even helped a few people with some first choices. who knows, maybe even a rebecca or two. I recently just signed up for the Police academy, which can be >h murder to mention on here but I dont care. I know my spelling sucks and many of you think this is fake, but I dont care. through all the threads of zombies and shtf and famas, I thought you'd all like to hear a different reason t be two](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/132/236/6db.png "gunstore story")
![[Re'뻐 [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [し/ Autol 2 new posts 113 23/52 I'm in some deep s--- Anonymous 04/16/15Thu 20 14 10 No 2548794?» "sayi4_suwuseam-saue-sea I tucked up guys l really did I l tell story γ People are interested in hearing but gat something 10 hold on to because this is gonna be embarassing Autist Bee Ikleeper 041615Thu 20:15:00 No 25487954 Let me guess >Glock slides on the wrong models napelm rounds buned down a fores airsoft parts mixed with actual gun pats wow Fila: azn is9 (88 KB, 521x840) Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 15 40 No 25487965 you tried hunting with f--- your s--- rounds and stated a re again? Anonymous 04.16/15(Thu)20 1633 No 25487976 トーAm24 Give me the spaknotes version If its any good post the whole thing air enough I shot my my neighbor's cat in front of her daughter. Kitty got eviscerated Anonymous 04'16/1s(Thu2022:42 No. 25488037 22254850124 Oh f--- yes Anonymous 0416/1S(Thu 20 23:13 No.25488039 for what purpose Do tel Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu2025 18 No.25488063トー 22254803 Some things are just worth doing for their own sake 2226488024 How old is the daugheer? Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu)20 26 06 No 25488076 s not beat around the bush here, anon OP, what was the daughter wearing? I wouldn't have f------ done t if my meighbor didn't call the cops on my brother last week for throwing a Furblaster Party in my backyard Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu20 2718 No. 25488091 _usⅢ Oh. Youre just trashy. Well, no story needed Kind of explains itself Anonymous 04/16/1S(Thu20 27 35N0.25488096 ト - miu- igger what the f--- is a furblaster party t week, I was babysiting my autistic brother He's 22, and has the mentality of an 11 year old He's also a fury Now look, I love my little brother to death but furies are where I deaw the ine My mothar unaxpectadly came to my house with my brother and two of his tury friends and said Tt's an emargency, I need you to watch tham. Furanon and Furanon 2's parents know thay're with Broanon here at your place, so if they call, please answer? I humored her because l owe her a lot for being a s----- kid, so I accepted the duty of babysitting the f------ The furfags were in my backyard throwing dit and dryhumping each ether, and my neighbor called the cops when one of the fuckwits pulled his c--- out I understood, but then he started making fun af my brother. I don't take that s--- lighly, because aven though he's a retard he's family. I went oft on har, and sha's hated me since (she aready did bacause of a pravious incldent, but ll save that for later). Anyways, today, I was exceptionaly angy for reas ons which I wont explain. So when I walked outside to go to my car for something I left in it, CCing my 1911 and al, the bitch waked up to me and yeliad at me about controlling my brother. I yellad back at her for being a c---, and she shoved me, and I f------ lost it l screamed her "Ou. SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABO TI GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?" i dew my pistol and she screamed, and l stepped towards her porch where her daughter and cat were 술ting I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped The cat went all over the porch and the mom and daughter screamed and ran in the house when I realized what I did, I flippad the f--- out and ran back inaide. It's bean two hours and no police have come but m scared shitless What tha f--- do I do?m HOLY WOTHER OF F------ KEKS bro First of al, you're retard. Second HOW OLD IS THE DAUGHTER? Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 38 05 No 25488222 トMaaz" me gat this straight you f------ blew up a cat with saven 45 rounds in front of a little girl, and the first thing you do is tell 4chan good god Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu20 38 57 No 25488234 _Hml I wouldn't be disappointed if you were arrested honestly Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu20 39 1:8 No 25488238 ト 116M251 Filetarty kakspng (260 KB, 368 310) job OP, you stupld son of a forty keks wish this was a joke Im terrfied of the thought of going to jail Should I call a lawyer? Should I call my neighbor and apologize? I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is stil covered in blood, and some of the people in my neighborhood are walking around wondering what the f--- was going on WHAT D0I DO Anonymous 041615(Thu120 44 39 No 25488313 File murrica 1425257285573 ig(737 KB, 1284x2204) _seam-Hasan-saas4f 25488185 The cat attacked you It was a trainad attack sleapar agant cat This is a self defense issue The cat posed a threat to your life, wall being and freedoms The cat was a communist and was named Chaiman Meow You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possble a civlian patriot can do God bless your sou OP 22548818 What the f--- do I de??77 Go innawoods you dumb motharfucker Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu교10233 No 25488545 ト File: 1428976546469 ing (34KB, 407x600) l aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 21 03:40 No 25488660 File: image ing (23 KB, 241230) l know who I'm voting Anonymous 041615(Thu2108 46 No 25488638 File: 3311 ips (28 KB, 390x310) OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID /k/ - A Magical Place](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/020/102/6c7.jpg "rip")
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