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POLARITY 32 of 41 people (78%) found this review helpful Not Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks/0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Jul 5:43am Updated: 17 Jul 5:44am Sometimes, it isn't one big thing, but a lot of little things. In this case, that lot of little things make me feel like I'm playing a university student's final project for their game design class rather than a Real Game That You Pay Money For And Stuff Here are some examples, in no particular order: . There appear to be at most twelve to fifteen different textures for the entire game Many puzzle elements appear to be deliberately constructed to minimize the number and complexity of their textures. To the game's credit, what textures do exist are visually distinctive, rather than the twenty or thirty variations on "industrial, brown, and ugly" you will find in more than a few "modern" games. . The game's plot appears on a series of simple dialog boxes, and appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with the gameplay except insofar as it dictates the names of a few puzzle elements here and there . The game presents dual controller/keyboard+mouse prompts everywhere, except for a few places where it displays controller prompts only. It does not adjust the prompts based on the input method, nor is it capable of accepting keyboard+mouse input while in controller mode (or vice-versa). It does (apparently) try to guess the correct input mode, but I only know this because it guessed wrong The "data fragments" you are expected to collect are in many cases simply scattered about the level. Finding them is an easter-egg hunt, not a puzzle challenge as with (e.g.) the stars in the Talos Principle. This appears to largely stem from the baffling design choice to provide a fixed three fragments per (short) level rather than making them rare and irregular enough to be interesting . The cubes you can pick up do not respect the inertia of a moving platform. If you drop them onto a (horizontally) moving platform, the cubes will stay where they are and fal . The game has somewhat limited animation. Buttons do not depress when activated Objects are destroyed by instantly replacing them with untextured particle effects . The menus are mostly static and not very pretty. They do not take advantage of the high resolution of my monitor. This is not to say they are pixelated or otherwise mangled; they just aren't all that pleasant to look at The smoking gun, of course, is the "readme" on the game's main menu, which informs us that the game was made by a small group of people coding it "in their bedrooms," whatever that's supposed to mean. Ordinarily this would inspire lenience in me, especially since I paid a mere $1.50 for it. But the note then goes on to exhort the player to purchase the game if they enjoyed it, which suggests to me it was intended for a demo and (accidentally?) included in the final copy. Combine that with a complete lack of such a warning on the main store page and I'm just not inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt here Nevertheless, it is better than nothing. Buy it when it's 90% off

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13 people found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks / 1.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Oct @ 7:06am Just remember, never Google Sonic X shadow never SONIC SHADOW GENERATIONS ny Award

159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

217 people found this review helpful 63 13 314 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record Posted: 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39am Updated: 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am False game name advertisement, did not have intercourse with Adolf Hitler. Don't waste your time playing this junk F--- HITLER Award

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POLARITY 32 of 41 people (78%) found this review helpful Not Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks/0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Jul 5:43am Updated: 17 Jul 5:44am Sometimes, it isn't one big thing, but a lot of little things. In this case, that lot of little things make me feel like I'm playing a university student's final project for their game design class rather than a Real Game That You Pay Money For And Stuff Here are some examples, in no particular order: . There appear to be at most twelve to fifteen different textures for the entire game Many puzzle elements appear to be deliberately constructed to minimize the number and complexity of their textures. To the game's credit, what textures do exist are visually distinctive, rather than the twenty or thirty variations on "industrial, brown, and ugly" you will find in more than a few "modern" games. . The game's plot appears on a series of simple dialog boxes, and appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with the gameplay except insofar as it dictates the names of a few puzzle elements here and there . The game presents dual controller/keyboard+mouse prompts everywhere, except for a few places where it displays controller prompts only. It does not adjust the prompts based on the input method, nor is it capable of accepting keyboard+mouse input while in controller mode (or vice-versa). It does (apparently) try to guess the correct input mode, but I only know this because it guessed wrong The "data fragments" you are expected to collect are in many cases simply scattered about the level. Finding them is an easter-egg hunt, not a puzzle challenge as with (e.g.) the stars in the Talos Principle. This appears to largely stem from the baffling design choice to provide a fixed three fragments per (short) level rather than making them rare and irregular enough to be interesting . The cubes you can pick up do not respect the inertia of a moving platform. If you drop them onto a (horizontally) moving platform, the cubes will stay where they are and fal . The game has somewhat limited animation. Buttons do not depress when activated Objects are destroyed by instantly replacing them with untextured particle effects . The menus are mostly static and not very pretty. They do not take advantage of the high resolution of my monitor. This is not to say they are pixelated or otherwise mangled; they just aren't all that pleasant to look at The smoking gun, of course, is the "readme" on the game's main menu, which informs us that the game was made by a small group of people coding it "in their bedrooms," whatever that's supposed to mean. Ordinarily this would inspire lenience in me, especially since I paid a mere $1.50 for it. But the note then goes on to exhort the player to purchase the game if they enjoyed it, which suggests to me it was intended for a demo and (accidentally?) included in the final copy. Combine that with a complete lack of such a warning on the main store page and I'm just not inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt here Nevertheless, it is better than nothing. Buy it when it's 90% off

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