Translation: "And don't listen. I love your tattoo."

[Years ago]
Widowmaker: [Talking to Sniper] So when did you meet dad?

Sniper: So there I was doing my bloody business as usual. When suddenly, I see a blue suited wanker sneaking behind my teams enemy lines. I wasn't gonna deal with the guilt of letting him back stab my teammates. So when he wasn't looking, I stabbed his ass through the chest…thats how Imet your dad.

Spy: [Walking into the room] Happiest day of my life. Oh and your forgetting about the pat where you took of your hat to pay respects.