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Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)20:01:34 No.22754359 Sounds like a great business opportunity Nugget Security Inc. A worldwide network of /k/ommandos, ready for hire at a moment's notice for all your security needs Jamal and his friends rioting a little too close for comfort? You and your neighborhood can rest easy, there's a wall of rusty bayonets, flaming barricades, vodka and slavshit between you and them. Problems with bears or other woodland critters? We guarantee there's a k/ommando nearby who would be more than happy to flush out and destroy the pest Chavs mobbing and acting like cheeky c----? A horde of bitter noguns with 22s, bows and ColdSteel should change their tune right quick! Spoopy bumps in the night? Ask for our patented Rhodie Run offer, where we flood your neighborhood with k/ommandos that wil loudly and violently eliminate anything deemed a threat, up to and including stray animals, stray people, Skinwalkers, hobos, wildlife and illegal immigrants We also offer fortification services, as well as our SHTF Hotline, where our grizzled phone Operators will answer any Happening questions you may havel Call us NOW, at 1-800-OPERATE Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)21:03:56 No.22755367 Some shady families moving in down the street >Concerned, you call this new security company you heard about PRIVYET Hi, I, uh, need some help making my neighborhood a bit safer >Da, we come Welll, actually, I- WE COME Click Later that night, you're settling down to watch TV before bed CRASH Oh, god, what was that Someone knocks on your door You peek out to see an unwashed, bearded man in an old Soviet greatcoat and mismatched gear loudly feigning an accent He tells you to "be of stayings inside,, tovarisch You lay awake in bed, afraid, as the /k/ommandos go to work The next day, you go to leave for work >The neighbors across the street, the ones with the stick figure family and Obama stickers in their car window, have been pulled from their home, tarred and feathered, then beaten senseless >Their house is a burned-out shel >There's a T-34 on your lawn, the treads coated with blood and feces Your mailbox is full of dragon dildos Every stray animal for a mile in every direction has been rounded up, shot, and laid out in neat rows Multiple Nugget-induced brushfires have broken out The streets are cordoned off with razor wire Roughly 200 drunken men in military surplus are passed out across the neighborhood Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be Your house is pockmarked with shrapnel, your bill pinned to your garage door with a rusty KA-BAR >As you survey the damage, you feel oddly aroused

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