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![Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 17:54:11 No.62934349 Report Quoted By:>62934439>6293458762934672>62934858 62935962 62936219>62936275 62936476 62938967 62939398 >>62939817 >62939988 >6294655962949514 62950815-62951250 "Return to Squidville" After a series of wacky hi jinks, Spongebob accidentally breaks Squidward's clarinet. Squiqward becomes irate and decides to move back to Tentacle Acres. An upset Spongebob decides he will do everything he can to repair Squidward's clarinet, even if it kills him. Meanwhile, Sqiudward returns to Tentacle Acres only to find it in shambles. After questioning the local populous, Squidward discovers that much like Squidward has his own annoying sponge to deal with, a gang of annoying sponges tly moved into their town as we ing chaos. This makes Squidward abs y livi We get a montage of scenes where Spongebob comically tries to repair Squidward's clarinet and fails. Patrick comes in to find a weeping Spongebob crying over the wreckage of the instrument. Spongebob confides in Patrick that he is envious of Squidward's ability to create beautiful music when he can only destroy beautiful things. Patrick suggests that Spongebob should go see Sandy. Sandy tells Spongebob that the clarinet cannot be repaired. Instead, she suggests they build Squidward a new one. One that can make beautiful music even with Squidward's sour notes Later at Tentacle Acres, Squidward rallies a secret meeting of every squid in town in the wreckage of what used to be the city's town hall. Squidward stands up and gives a lengthy, 40 minute speech about the evils of sponges and the moral virtue of his new ideology. known as "Squidism." The basis of Squidward's speech is that Squids create beautiful things, sponges can only destroy. He rallies the people into an angry mob with the intent of hunting down every last sponge in town cont] Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 18:04:20 No.62934587 Report Quoted By:>62934672>629346836293471562934858 62934892 >62935962>62936219 6293627562936476 62938199 >>62938463 >62938967629393986 988 62946559 62948621 62949514>62950815 >>62934349 What follows is a brutal, bloody massacre as the squid mob rounds up every sponge and brutally murders them. There are no "discretion shots." No leaving things to the viewer's imagination. Every bit of gory violence is shown uncensored and uncut. The mayhem is cut inbetween scenes of Spongebob and Sandy building Squidward's new clarinet. The action is portrayed as pure, beautiful and virtuous. The visual symbolism is quite obvious: the paradigms have been inverted. Squidward is now destroying as Spongebob is creating. As the violence reaches it's peak, Spongebob successfully completes the process and plays beautiful music on Squidward's cl as ied Squidward f Spongebob tr 0 ind the aftermath of the massacre. A horrified, heartbroken Spongebob is captured by Squidward's goo nd taken to the ion. Spongebob pleads for his e, but Squidward mer s him. Squidward finds the t on his dead body and is ho wn ha dis 0 n pristine condition. He plays a single note on it - it's more be I than anything he's ever played ok on with horror and c Squidward's speech has become i omprehensible. He i Squidward becomes distraught as his quarters by his gri away to ing henchmen umed by hopelessn ally, Squidward has regained his compo before setting T beautiful and somber. The camera pans awa wn ma ordering everyo ev Squidward standing in the flaming town hall building as he plays his clarinet one final time. The music is sweet lowly until the building collapses, bringing the music to a halt. The ades to black as a quote appears on 'Peace cannot be kept by f e; it can only be achieved by under nding." - Albert Ein in Anonymous Sat 21 n 2014 18:07:20 No.62934672 Report](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/975/909/ca2.png "A Plot that Mr. Sandman Found It Gone Atrociously Admirable.")
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