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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Which Jojos Should You Fight

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Which Jojos Should You Fight Jonathan: fighting jonathan could be pretty fun but you could also end up just feeling really guilty that you fought someone so gentlemanly and kind. he would probably kick your ass and then personally carry you to the hospital and sit by your side until you're fully treated and like, spoonfeed you your meals. if you're ready to accept this responsibility then you can fight jonathan joestar Joseph: please try to kick joseph joestar's ass. you won't be able to do it because he's going to pull some kind of ridiculous clairvoyancy trick and cover you with grenades when you aren't looking but in the slim chance you could ever pull a fast one on joseph joestar, he deserves it, so badly Jotaro: jotaro will just develop a new stand power that's yours but better. don'1 even bother Josuke: josuke probably doesnt WANT to fight you but if you really push it or insult their hair or their friends, you will be broken and then fixed in an entirely new and f----- up way Giorno: good f------ luck Jolyne: you can't surprise jolyne with a fight. jolyne's the kind of person to set herself on fire to win a fight, so you need to gradually introduce the idea to her make sure she knows this is only a friendly sort of spar, so she doesnt completely destroy you or destroy herself trying Johnny: dont fight johnny. what the hell Jo2uke: don't fight jo2uke because you'll be confused the entire time, also soft and wet is kind of freaky looking and i don't really want to wish fighting that on anyone

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AquaNinja421

Oct 24, 2016 at 11:57PM EDT

Dio: If you find yourself fighting him. Play dead…better yet, don't.

Kars: You will get fucked up.

ULF Kars: You will get fucked up…fabulously.

DIO: You will be dead before the fight even begins.

Kira: It's best not to touch anything or yourself.

Diavolo: Let's just say "It Just Works".

Pucci: Not sure if you can beat a guy with 3 stands. Just hope you will in up in another world alive.

F.Valentine: What's red, white and blue all over? the american flag over your coffin

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Last Esis

Oct 24, 2016 at 04:12PM EDT

I definitely wouldn't fight Jo2uke: out of all of them, he seems the most likely to kill an innocent bystander for no particular reason and not feel guilty about it.

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