"What a surprise. I never thought you'd have still been able to login after that roasting. However, it would have been better if you had just stayed inactive. I can almost see the ground you stand on through your burns."

"You seem like quite the special little snowflake. There are so many more things I'd like to know about you, like your real person and so on, but I must logout now, as have less than twenty seconds and I don't have time for your idle whining."

"Your reasoning right now is very weak. I could very easily rebuke it, like a Jollywallet popup ad. Do you really think you can beat the logic of my [ARGUMENT] with such poor reasoning?"

"How many people have you offended with your crass jokes"

"I don't know, how many times have you used the term 'triggered'?"