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PICK A BEST FRIEND The Commissan The Space Marine The Necron ran The Khornate Berzerke +Has the best soundsystem you can imagine surgically + Best wingman in the world Will tell you, without fail the proper courseo For some reason, this little guy accepts you Is always really, really p----- off. At you. And everything else. But mostly you Knows how to rock Makes cool s--- out +You are connected through it to Follows you everywhere +Will always help retty great DJ screaming ke, the exact same situation Follow his advice well an you when you need it Women are attracted to +Will protect you from harm and telepathically have a constant feeling of community, entertainmen Always bitching about needing blood and skul at all times If he does +(?) When you terested so he introduces them to you For 10 years, it will hang out with you and be like, the most awesome pet ever. Crazy tricks, cutest shows of affection, will make you feel all warm inside make you just like him put up a stuggle every week, he'll take it out on yo really wants to have INCREDIBLY kinky se ike, all the time If you put up with this guy's s--- for a few years he will one day take off his helmet and impart easy to follow, or popular Talks down to you at times + Every time he attacks Terrible fashion sense ou will make doing what he tells you He will shoot you in the head if you act likea coward too many times + These secrets will grant you nearly unlimited he ripped apart/ate with After 3 or 4 attac left to salvage Will eat the face off of anybody y want and leave no evidence (?) After 10 years pass, its buddies arrive on earth and eat everybody but you power-immortality, strength, speed, fighting prowe The secrets of the universe will REALLY piss you off o hard drugs, crazy body ing of you ntacles. No way around it. The Eldar The Guardsman The Son of Nurgle The Adepta Sororitas The Emperor Serious Demeanor +Really happy go lucky guy Introduces you to all his and will let you play with them Good taste in video games If you need to move furniture or something, he has an actual crane attached to his back Damn, look at he you earn his respect, +Always hears you out +Cute butt The most amazing cook that will ever Somehow always seems like he gets what he wants from family values +Always insists on paying for both of you wherever you go because he's so Il of great advice Introduces you to his is a hundred times better than se Creamy skin Mmm nerous perfect woman Is okay with you dating He's also ge case of space aids you live forever giving back massages you would kill yo ne him is always +Always has witty things to +(?) He has robot Tentacles + Space aids actually makes say seri Good luck getting a back massage unless you have pointy ears without electrical outlets Space aids also makes you him is rarely exciting Fantastic dude He i die tragically right in front of you far before +-(?) Guess how he gives you space aids Iso pretty good an

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