"I DID IT! I…wait, who are you?"
"The ultimate lifeform. In theory."
"Oh. Whatcha doing out here?"
"Boring myself into madness. What about you?"
"Oh, nothing much. Bending time to get away with serial murder."
"Huh. Not bad for a lowly monkey."
"Well, gotta go. I'm off to absolutely NOT facing ironic retribution for my crimes."
"Bye."
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