Donald Trump - This description alone is an adventure

Well given that Trump has nothing against gays, or immagrants
and muslims frown upon gays
this makes no sense
but keep up the propaganda slate

That sounds enticing, but will it live up to Chuck Tingle's classic "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"?

Or the sequel "Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" "?

Or since we're talking politics, how about the still topical "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"?

This is a very competitive environment, you're gonna need some quality writing to survive.