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Made this to make a joke in a group text. It's true. I never learned English and I can tell this entire website is meaningless. I never learned English, but people can still understand what I'm saying. I never learned to speak or write. I don't understand what I'm saying. I just make sounds and people respond to them, but I don't know why. I have zero awareness of what I'm saying or doing. What is "speech". What is a "language". What have I said. Oh god. What have I written.