This evening, inside my bathroom, I, Yoshikage Kira, the face-changing master of boners, unleashed an unspeakable stand ability! But a foolish child, wielding an air-controlling plant, stepped forth to oppose me! Before my identity was revealed, I blew open a portal in time, and exploded him into the past, where fate is unescapable! Now the fool seeks to return my stand, and undo the cycle that is BITES THE DUST!!

Jack wishes he could use Bites the Dust.