Cristiano Ronaldo Bust - Two-faced

Alternate universe where, in the comics, the vial of acid was replaced with a vat of molten bronze

"Do I look like a guy with a plan? I'm a Spanish guy making statues, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I made one! Yknow, I just do things. Real Madrid's got plans, FIFA's got plans, they're schemers. Schemers try to control how the statues turn out. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their statues really are. So when I say that the internet's reactions were nothing personal, you know I'm telling the truth."