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Aaron Sankin @ASankin I never understood why anyone would submit themselves to the endless hassles of being president. Now I get it. time.com/donald-trump- The waiters know well Trump's personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate. At the dessert The tastes of Pence are

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I never understood why anyone would submit themselves to the endless hassles of being president. Now I get it. http://time.com/donald-trump-after-hour...


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Anonymous (ID: OKGLOBYH 05/14/17(Sun)20:48:54 No. 125546596 1494771505328.jpg 178 KB JPG SO DIS KRUMP GIT raizez ibrowW DIS MONGLED KRUMP audience gitz gettin reel orky rite now, stompin and chantin MOMBLE KURMP ORDERED TWO SQUIGZ full-on WAAAGH!!! breaks out, boyz smashin da studeeo up proppa TOOO0000000O SHQUIIIIIGZUH >Chaos krazees warp in, now is a right proppa fight WE CAN'T LET DIS GROT HAVE DA DAKKA KODEZ Gork n Mork Wake up
This recently discovered piece of bayuex tapestry displays the tyranny of our president in the eyes of "the royal joker" An unseen part of this Bayuex Tapestry said "This act shows nothing but pure tyranny, and will therefore lead to Donald Trump I's (The First's) removal of the royal throne."
[] 、 Anonymous (ID: dolg58L )L 105/15/17(Mon)12:02:19 No. 125625073 File: 18486437 1835931050063861 .ipg (21 KB, 475x389) 125625498 Photo:F.SAINT MARTIN 125606817 >Donald bows to Scoopanoffs n contact with Ben and Jerry >Possess psychic-like ice creams >Control Baskin Robbins with an iron but fair fist >Own dairies & cone factories globally >Direct scoops from the ancient royal cream line >Will bankroll the first ice cream truck on Mars (Scoopangrad will be be the first and second cities) >Own 99% of vanilla extract editing research facilities on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood be Neapolitan >Both scoops said to have 222222+ >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two scoops which will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with thenm >They own scoopbot R&D labs around the world >You likely have two scoops inside you right now >The Scoopanoffs are in regular communication with the Häagen and Dazs, forwarding the word of Scoopanoff to the Sundae Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Cone & the Sundae high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Sundae leader's first trip to the freezer in history literally a few days later? calories, such calories on Earth have only existed deep in Area 51 0 hey learned fluent cream speakin under a week >Nation states entrust their chocolate reserves with the Scoopanoffs The Scoopanoffs are about 7 centuries old and are still not freezer burnt, from the flavour reference point currently accepted by our society -In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of flavour and creaminess from vanilla to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate taste yet. We hope they're delicious scoops.
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