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Freezes up when a girl sits near him, Self-conscious of people looking at him, especially the person in front and just to the side can't focus on anything else until she leaves Takes out all the course books, but barely skims a paragraph in each Leaves the room if he can't find a seat that isn't next to somebody else Prefers to study on his own, doesn't have many friends anyway Sometimes wears headphones, to escape potential conversation Peaked at the age of 16 or 17 Drinks tea/coffee or energy drinks, even though he still can't concentrate Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadline Far too scared to eat snacks and attract any attention Takes a full ten minutes to open his bag, to avoid disturbing others with the sound Has chair height on the owest setting, terrified of being noticed Lea ves literally all of it until the last day, not because he is a procrastinator, but just to prove that he can. Gets full marks anyway Makes direct eye contact with people opposite him Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation Physically incapable of studying alone, requires at least 50 more people around him Refuses to let a moment pass where he isn't talking to his many friends, even in a designated "silent" zone, loves the social interaction Constantly talking to people on his phone, aloud for everyone to hear. Phone is on full volume and vibrates constantly Always drinking beer, it has zero effect on his brain Has never seen a book in his life Eats only the loudest snacks slurps his drinks like no one else can hear Essay is 0% substance and 100% rhetoric Has his seat height on the top setting, even though he's like 6"5, reminding everyone who's boss

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The Virgin Study / The Chad Erudition


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Virgin vs. Chad

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