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Virgin vs. Chad

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The Virgin Study / The Chad Erudition

Freezes up when a girl sits near him, Self-conscious of people looking at him, especially the person in front and just to the side can't focus on anything else until she leaves Takes out all the course books, but barely skims a paragraph in each Leaves the room if he can't find a seat that isn't next to somebody else Prefers to study on his own, doesn't have many friends anyway Sometimes wears headphones, to escape potential conversation Peaked at the age of 16 or 17 Drinks tea/coffee or energy drinks, even though he still can't concentrate Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadline Far too scared to eat snacks and attract any attention Takes a full ten minutes to open his bag, to avoid disturbing others with the sound Has chair height on the owest setting, terrified of being noticed Lea ves literally all of it until the last day, not because he is a procrastinator, but just to prove that he can. Gets full marks anyway Makes direct eye contact with people opposite him Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation Physically incapable of studying alone, requires at least 50 more people around him Refuses to let a moment pass where he isn't talking to his many friends, even in a designated "silent" zone, loves the social interaction Constantly talking to people on his phone, aloud for everyone to hear. Phone is on full volume and vibrates constantly Always drinking beer, it has zero effect on his brain Has never seen a book in his life Eats only the loudest snacks slurps his drinks like no one else can hear Essay is 0% substance and 100% rhetoric Has his seat height on the top setting, even though he's like 6"5, reminding everyone who's boss
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Posted anonymously on 4chan's /r9k/ board on 9th July 2017.

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    Clones vs. Droids

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    Transformers #3 - Virgin My Little Pony vs. Chad Transformers

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    Transformers #2 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Transformers

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    Turning Virgin Protagonist is a freaking liar. Protagonist design is so freaking ugly. >:( Protagonist is pretty much a malicious anarchist. I didn't even want to look up the protagonist's design as I was making this; I probably should have screwed it up deliberately. Protagonist is cruel to her caring mother. Is a spawn of Disney (via Pixar), the most evil Hollywood limb. Protagonist is very perverted. So horrible it didn't play in American theaters at first; went straight to Disney+. Will be forgotten sometime soon. Is red, associated with violence, danger, anger, and stress. Canuck, even wears a pro-Canada T-Shirt. Main "villain" gets defeated via twerking, GROSS!!! Main character is 13, prime number associated with bad luck. Main "villain" is just the protagonist's caring mother Chadformers Protagonist enjoys being honest. Protagonist design is very cool and iconic! Not made by Disney; is in this case, it is essentially Hasbro's best franchise. Protagonist is the strong, noble leader of the Autobots. Movies got theatrical releases. Timeless, absolutely memorable. Protagonist turns into an endangered species (red panda), W--. Main villain gets defeated in a giant robot fight he has with Prime. Puberty metaphor, and is largely focused around sex and stuff. No real villains in the movie, yawn. Essentially has the number 1 in his name, which is a number that represents unity and new beginnings. #B Come on, this design is awesome! I wanted to strongly base the Chad off of him! OUCH Protagonist is pretty much kind of like a father in of himself, looks after humanity. From Cybertron, but is pretty much the American flag! Protagonist is not a pervert. Is also red, but associated with courage, determination, energy, and strength. Turns into a cool semi-truck, vroom vroom! First cartoon was a Cold War metaphor. Main villain is generally an EVIL, silver robot who turned into a gun or tank! Decepticons, need I say more?
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    Virgin Ken vs. Chad Raggedy Andy

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    The Virgin Clinton vs. The Chad Johnson

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    The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice
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    PSP form of Frontotemporal Dementia -Stiffness and awkwardness in gait -Poor judgment -Loss of empathy -Socially inappropriate behavior -Lack of inhibition -Repetitive compulsive behavior -Inability to concentrate or plan -Frequent, abrupt mood changes -Speech difficulties -Problems with balance or movement -Memory loss
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    The Virgin Billie Eilish vs. The Chad Michael Jackson

    The Virgin Billie Eilish Dances like she's having a stroke Fakes mental illness Sings about killing your dad for not buying tickets to some show Wears her fat grandpa's hand-me-downs Worshipped by incels and 14 year olds who think they're psychos because their dad didn't pass the mustard when they asked Looks like she's constantly having a facial seizure THE CHAD MICHAEL JACKSON Most iconic dance moves this century Ezt Still producing music and performing on stage despite being dead for 10 years Sings about changing the world for the better Wears only the most fashionable clothing for his performance MB Has dedicated fans and stage impersonators, all grooving and making the world a better place Almost always smiling
    The Virgin Billie Eilish Dances like she's having a stroke Fakes mental illness Sings about killing your dad for not buying tickets to some show Wears her fat grandpa's hand-me-downs Worshipped by incels and 14 year olds who think they're psychos because their dad didn't pass the mustard when they asked Looks like she's constantly having a facial seizure THE CHAD MICHAEL JACKSON Most iconic dance moves this century Ezt Still producing music and performing on stage despite being dead for 10 years Sings about changing the world for the better Wears only the most fashionable clothing for his performance MB Has dedicated fans and stage impersonators, all grooving and making the world a better place Almost always smiling
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    The Virgin Wasp vs. The Chad Bee

    the virgin wasp eats their larva's s--- can sting more than once throws out their larva to die before winter invades personal spaces kills bees ruins picnics THE CHAD BEE stings once voiced by Jerry Seinfield larva produces honey defends larva at all costs respects your personal space is you respect his good for the enviornment Alex The Boi
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    Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Annie

    The Virgin Annie Knitts She is who now? Turns into a puny warrior haha lol. Did nothing in the first season. Had her surname changed multiple times, as well as her first name at one point. Origin: 1997; did virtually nothing since then. Allegience? Nothing. The Chad Annie Leonhart Is the Female Titan! Turns into a 14m titan! Does SOMETHING in the first season! Is, and always the one and only Annie Leonhart! Origin: 2009/2013; so much character development since then.. Allegiance? The Marleyan Military; the Warriors.
    The Virgin Annie Knitts She is who now? Turns into a puny warrior haha lol. Did nothing in the first season. Had her surname changed multiple times, as well as her first name at one point. Origin: 1997; did virtually nothing since then. Allegience? Nothing. The Chad Annie Leonhart Is the Female Titan! Turns into a 14m titan! Does SOMETHING in the first season! Is, and always the one and only Annie Leonhart! Origin: 2009/2013; so much character development since then.. Allegiance? The Marleyan Military; the Warriors.
    Virgin vs. Chad
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