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At least my furniture doesn't melt like my little sister's. Guten tag mein liebe! HK G3 GIF Ja. Most people suck and I hate them PT-what? What do those rednecks know about building me? Ja. Ja, slap that handle all night long. But not you mein liebe Hm? You prefer my black dress? But I like green! hat did you say about my forearm being too fat?72 They say I'm a little much on full-auto But you might be able to handle me. At least I'm better sealed than that prissy FAL and that chick M14. 20 rounds is good enough, ja? If not that just means you can't shoot Camo? Ja that is fine. Just make sure it's green and yellow.

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Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"

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At least my furniture doesn't melt like my little sister's. Guten tag mein liebe! HK G3 GIF Ja. Most people suck and I hate them PT-what? What do those rednecks know about building me? Ja. Ja, slap that handle all night long. But not you mein liebe Hm? You prefer my black dress? But I like green! hat did you say about my forearm being too fat?72 They say I'm a little much on full-auto But you might be able to handle me. At least I'm better sealed than that prissy FAL and that chick M14. 20 rounds is good enough, ja? If not that just means you can't shoot Camo? Ja that is fine. Just make sure it's green and yellow.

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