Benefits of Kirby as president:

> All games will be good, since he's never had a bad one.

> Cute, loveable, pink.

> Solves obesity crisis due to his big appetite.

> Can copy all sorts of things, making shortages a thing of the past.

> Can simply eat any threat to the country.

> Doesn't need Air Force One to fly.

> Doesn't need presidential limo to drive around quickly.

> Small target, difficult to assassinate.

> Can't have race card pulled on him by anybody.

> Totally chill guy, would probably love to have lunch with you.

> Can be the ball on the usual golfing trip at Camp David.

Seriously, I'll vote for him.

> Cannot talk or write, so he will never say anything stupid, nor will people overreact to anything he says because there is nothing to overrreact to