Spongebob: Always relevant.

It's a quote from Spongebob in which Squidward is accused of stealing a dime from Mr. Krabs, is promptly fired with no proof, goes on to say he never needed that shithole and could do anything "I could be a football player! Or a king! Or a spaceman!" To which Spongebob responds "You could be a football playing king in space! … with a mustache!"

Please tell me i'm not the only one with encyclopedic spongebob knowledge without having seen it in half a decade.