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Portal - Why the turrets in portal are so weak

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Like thi Plus, mat:365% more bullet per bulled rvanccole portalaifs NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED WHaT CAVE JOHNSON'S TURRET'S DO IS LOAD A TON OF F------ BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT"S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A F----- SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED but it's 65% more bullet per bullet Wait a second are you telling me that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times?????????? ve never seen a game do that before 175,765 notes

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Nov 27, 2017 at 04:56AM EST

No, the joke is that they are used for the safe tests but they are still able to kill people if they keep hitting the target.

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