Your Motherfucking Life Ends 30 Minutes From Now - Poopteamepic funny parody lma0 XD by Rosemary-the-Skunk

Of course he’d take “5 minutes…” unlike me, in fact…

The Virgin Frieza:
-Tiny ass planet destroying attack that takes 20 episodes to work
-Effeminate looking final form
-Cuts himself in half with own attack
-Comes back as a junkyard looking cyborg
- Has to get a voice change so he doesn’t sound like a chain smoking grandma
V.S
The Chad Cooler:
-Supersized death ball that could instantly blow up a planet
-Badass looking Shedder, Predator, Bane like, super final form
-Survived being thrown into the sun
-Cones back as a planet sized spaceship with an army of rebuldable robot duplicates
-Same voice for almost 20 years

Reading this in Frieza's DBZA voice.